Will You Press The Button?

You can have sex with everyone

but

you'll always have a boner

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ActualDemon 11 years ago

*laugher coming from people with female genitalia*

ottertheplush 5 years ago

Drannon what does that mean? Are you saying they wouldn't get a boner bcz they"re asexual? Why would they even press this if they"re asexual?

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ScarletTheSkeleton 11 years ago

Well,I guess it doesn't matter for me I've always had it...you know...being a skeleton and all :P

MarthTheKing 9 years ago

Shut

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Victoria Paukova 13 years ago

How can I have a boner if I don't have a dick.

LittleKitten 4 years ago

You do now

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Magician3957 10 years ago

I dont think this person realises that theres some girls on here as well.

SCG-1171 4 years ago

Well, there are some people like me who were back there in 2013. Where it was ONLY guys.

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MangoMango 9 years ago

Meanwhile in paralell universe: Nope not gonna happen Meanwhile in our universe: YEEEES YEEEES YYYYYEEEEEEESSS

Murphy 10 years ago

I wouldnt care though if i was a boy, I would cover it and if anyone noticed, Id take them to the bed

AmyRose 11 years ago

I think the point of it saying you'll always have a boner...means it doesn't matter what gender

arsenicarose 11 years ago

I have no dick, do I gain a dick?

Not Here 11 years ago

You become a futanari.

BennettDurkin 9 years ago

erg

imavirginnn 5 years ago

erg

Vuki183 10 years ago

I have never pressed the button faster in my entire life.

watdahelldidyoujustsay 10 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Redustries 9 years ago

As a trans woman, that would be too awkward for me.

raven666666 9 years ago

I dont see a downside

Sadie87 9 years ago

Lmao I don't have a cock

IPFreely69 10 years ago

Win win

ThatGuy1337 10 years ago

So, Viagra gone wrong...

mikuchanhatsune 11 years ago

im a girl (14) hahahahahahahah it works out for me or.... am i always turned on?

Tova 10 years ago

If I was always turned on i would be panicing after 3 days of school... I wouldnt be able to concentrate

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tsukino 11 years ago

even if i did have a penis, who says i'd be ashamed?

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

I have a penis...

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Jack Stensonator 13 years ago

Will they want to have sex with me though?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Potat I think that’s not how it works…

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Numanar Von Epicloud 13 years ago

Ha. Thats the upside. Ill never have to worry about whiskydick

Leah_770 9 years ago

IM A GIRL SO HOW DOES THIS WORK. I still pressed the button tho.

Tregorman 11 years ago

Guys, girls have a bigger downside...

The Baconadian 10 years ago

Ground-breaking question: Am I having sex with everyone at the same time, or anyone I want?

Pranav and Think 11 years ago

Raping described. Sorry I don't wanna be a raper (not paper)

RomansDaBoss 10 years ago

well u can just say that boner is ur normal dick. BIG DICK LOL xD

lobo 3 years ago

That's the thing that will make the woman beg my 0.4 inch boner

jessicatmeow 11 years ago

There's no downside: I have no dick xD

Murphy 10 years ago

No dick.

_SlytherinROX 12 years ago

I don't have a penis :3 On the other hand, I don't want to "have sex with everyone" so...

bennymbs 7 years ago

Brawlling Go

imliterallydead 11 years ago

I'm good being a girl, thanks

Fabulous_Unicorn 12 years ago

since I'm a girl , there is no downside here

fyjuul 11 years ago

females can just wear a tampon

Riki3524 10 years ago

Well since I don't have a dick okay!

David Anthony Clayton 13 years ago

lol

Baby_Girl 11 years ago

ERROR: No downside found. I don't have a dick.

Rush. 43 10 years ago

You would grow one

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

ALL RIGHT! GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GOO.

Thomanski 11 years ago

Best dillemma ever xD Who the fuck wouldn't press that button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sambucha 10 months ago

hehe im only 15

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 11 years ago

I don't even have a dick, no downside

Thisisthetruth 9 years ago

Did u just assume my gender?!?!?!

abcx 10 years ago

Boner is just an other word for "hammer". :P Why not having a hammer? I don't need one but it's not a downside.

bellaisafallenangel 12 years ago

I'm a girl...

Reagan_The_Bunny 11 years ago

I don't have a dick and I don't want to have sex with everyone XD there is no upside

imavirginnn 6 years ago

i"m asexual....

Da Mouse Slayah 11 years ago

I'm to $wag for s3x at all son. ðŸ˜Ž

Cinnble 9 years ago

Wait but I'm a girl, how tf am I gonna have a boner? XD

Jerkib 11 years ago

Sooo girls would grow a dick?

VernaSamuel 10 years ago

Good question

Nathan Rudy DiPietro 13 years ago

I would just tape it to my thigh and remove the tape accordingly.

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