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19069 (22%) people have pressed this button, while 69124 (78%) did not.
You become the king of the world
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You have no control over your bowels and will die alone without ever finding love
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Ninja_pig8 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin697 months ago
Over 40 years ago now
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The_old_hag8 years ago
Well I shit my pants again

bombday7 years ago
better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite8 years ago
Much spam such anoying

Panifex6 years ago
Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t...[Show full comment]

Marianbitch7 years ago
Instead of king for girls it"s queen

2fab4ubich8 years ago
HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin17 years ago
If you swap genders to male the you can be a king
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Michael Schwartz11 years ago
i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter32336 years ago
Perfect...there is still light in the world
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beta10 years ago
well that escalated quickly

Bcorb659 years ago
Not my bowels!

MixedFandoms6 years ago
So, I get to be King George the III?

Maqil8 years ago
Fuck love.

FaggotxxNamexx7 years ago
That doesn't mean that you can't have sex, that doesn't count as love.

Imoutofnameideas7 years ago
No will when you crap on them.

redstoneminer1118 years ago
why the website uses cookies

thor145810 years ago
I'll follow in the footsteps of Leonardo DeCaprio "I'm the king of the world"... Only I refuse to get killed by my love throwing me into the ice cold water.

nilsilly8 years ago
I'll be lord shitstorm XD

ChunkyRaguYT8 years ago
Basically I would be king of the world and my future live life would stay the same as it would normally. I see no downside.

kikifich9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

GodOfLasagne3 years ago
i will wear period pants

Beans65438 years ago
I'd rather be POOR and have a Happy/Sad little family of my own than be lonely and be King of the World.

presley18457 years ago
*walks into bar* "heyyyyy girl" *explosive diarrhoea*

Unicorn1118 years ago
Can I be a queen

DarkYoshi9 years ago
I won't find love anyways. Who'd like to be with a reptile that belongs to the dark?

Trevman3108 years ago
Fuck Hitler in the ass

Will Simon11 years ago
Worth it yolo

Knucklesfan7 years ago
Power? I'll take it. I'll sit on my throne that is conveniently a toilet and do what I want.

CalypsoValdez19748 years ago
Too much responsibility.

yellowgirl58 years ago
i am a girl... why would i be a king?

Ninja_pig8 years ago
it was going to work out like that anyway

Flash9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TimeWalker7 years ago
I press no but I think that"s going to happen anywaysSo to hell with it anyone else just press the button don't think just press it

Iamledoctor8 years ago
I already am the king of the world, i am a dalek

youwotm8?8 years ago
mythran is an IDIOT yes Hitler did somtin wrong THEY'LL NEVER LEARN

_DemonHisui_9 years ago
It might be a bit strange to be a female king? That even possible?

derekchauvin6969693 years ago
no downsides

hatgirl52528 years ago
Again, I do not want to be a leader in this world. I could be a great leader, but I don't want to be in that position. If no one else steps up to take the lead then I will as a last resort, but if that's not the case then no.

louis637 years ago
power>love

mychemicalbuttcheek 8 years ago
That escalated so quickly whaT

supermyi9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Trevman3108 years ago
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Viola Rae Johnson11 years ago
*Queen

opaganmstyle7 years ago
definaltly NOT PRESSING DA BUTTON

Dreamwarrior148 years ago
Nah, I have never wanted that much power.

sparble429 years ago
hover toilet. problem solved.

SussyBoi8426 years ago
How come the question about if you press the button and your dog dies, has less disagreement

Bedrockbasher129 years ago
This isn't a legit comment.

S1D3R1T37 years ago
I'm already lonely

Iamledoctor8 years ago
I'm Donald Trump, already the king of the world

MommyDildo8 years ago
Then If a your Donald Trump TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND DO YOU OWN TRUMP UNIVERSITY AND DO YOU LIKE PORNO

DiabloRidr7 years ago
KING?! XD! I am to lazy to be king.

M3eep8 years ago
Who cares about love? I am the king bitches!
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