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smittyaintwitty 11 years ago

So... Make a 1000 children and have 1 billion dollars and a baby army to conquer the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mrduck27 5 years ago

Is your uterus okay?

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Lostsoul1313 10 years ago

Didn't say you couldn't sell them 😈

anonymousish 9 years ago

Selling actually still means giving them away

Joanna Mott 13 years ago

"you have to make at least 20 childs" childs...... childssssssssssssss....... CHILDS. ............................................no..............................................

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

never said you cant kill the kids

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Mac Tonight 10 years ago

RIP ASEXUALS

Panumdomine 3 months ago

@Tricky the Ls and the Bs can still produce children. Lesbians can get sperm donors if that want to have a child. I know a lesbian couple who did that personally. Bi people can have sex with the opposite sex. Gay men can be sperm donors, too since the goal... [Show full comment]

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KateM 9 years ago

Saying "make" is very vague so you could just make a bunch of robot children that don't need to be watched over. Problem solved.

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Didn’t even think of that

duffin_13 11 years ago

Kill the child once its born

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

HOLY SHIZ THAT IS DARK

54 5 years ago

You guys are getting paid?

Cosmical 10 years ago

I dont think people give birth to "childs"

Mateypotatey2017 9 years ago

U have a fuckload of money and have a whole heap of kids just pay someone to look after them

JamesMalouf 9 years ago

you can’t pay for services

LGBOUNCER 9 years ago

Your a millionaire hire someone to take care of them there still in you custody so technically your not getting rid of them

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

1) make 20 sculptures of children 2) get money 3) sell sculptures for more money 4) profit

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie 9 years ago

I could open a hospital for woman who"s husband can't make here pregnant. They walk in, I test them for an STD, If there good, I fuck them, impregnate them, give the $250"000. So they get $250"000 and a child they wanted, i get $750"000 and amazing "sessio... [Show full comment]

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie 9 years ago

Maybe give them $20"000. That"s still a lot of money.

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie 9 years ago

I could open a hospital for husbands that can't make children (you know). So, they come into the hospital, I fuck them, pimpergnat

ConradAult 9 years ago

You can just donate sperm or eggs, and it would still count as making them.

Sciltar 9 years ago

You can just kill them... And it never said you had to give birth to a child, just that you had to "make it". Step 1: acquire a large amount of clay. Step 2: make very small child like dolls. Step 3: ????? Step 4: profit

Dodger99 10 years ago

$1,000,000 per child after 20 children. Make the 20 children in just 4 years with 5 different girls. Spend $500,000 on a ton of lottery tickets per child, having pretty good chances of winning each time, being able to provide for all of them. Perfect system right there

unaturalkitten 10 years ago

20 childs

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago

Who needs to give them away when you can just push the expecting mother down the stairs

Matthew Ryan Ames 13 years ago

If I can't raise 20 kids on 20 million, something's wrong.

mrcowpushesbuttons 10 years ago

Wait they said we cant give them away we can sell them for 1 cents

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TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

how have i got this one again?

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

Didn't say we couldn't sell them, but they spelt "children" wrong so downside is invalid. They also added an unnescessary "s" at the end of "million" so the upside is invalid.This button is invalid.

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago

YOU CAN'T ____MAKE____ BABIES! ONLY GOD CAN

ValerieParker 9 years ago

100 Babies Challenge, here I come! It"s a Sims 3 challenge. (I would say Sims 4, as well, but the toddler daddy glitch ruined that). What? Did you think that I would seriously have that many children irl? I'm not a breeder!

Pffff 9 years ago

what are childs?

Chubbie 9 years ago

children online.

C 9 years ago

But what if you"re a man? By definition, boys can't make babies.

Panifex 9 years ago

Whom did you kill to get that username?

Thatonekidjellyfish 9 years ago

They didn't day They had to be realones, I could just make clay kids or an oc

mntp1907 Premium 3 years ago

You went from 0 to 100 real fast with that orc

Cow_Patrol 9 years ago

Rip everyone in the LGBT community

itsabird66 10 years ago

I don't need an instant $1,000,000 usd if I don't have kids I could probably live off of breadsticks from Olive Garden

caden101 10 years ago

British

PlayMoreGames 10 years ago

How to MAKE a child? "Mom, where do you buy the body parts? And the sewing kits?"

Commissar 10 years ago

English motherfucker

soapyfoten 11 years ago

ew. i hate kids.

54 5 years ago

I, too, hate myself

Lily Snow Wolfe 13 years ago

thats ok ill just smuther them no harm done

LlamaDrama 9 years ago

Child aboose

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Mahziel Light 13 years ago

Doesn't say I can't let the mother keep them. That's not even giving it away. More like perpetually ignoring their existence.

Owenbruh 4 years ago

Bro it’s just a button don’t be a Karen

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Jdawg 11 years ago

It's children stuped

Theguywhoknows 11 years ago

That would suck._.

feliciathebean 5 years ago

never says you cant kill them

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Childs

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

lots of sex. this is good for guys not for girls tho

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago

d0n't want kids. or millions

Gbruhman44 11 years ago

Why do peeps do friking chainmail on here? Its ridiculous

Bekfastking154 6 years ago

Make make just make robot babys 🤖👶

The Great Papyrus 13 10 years ago

you would have 20 million dollars you could get a mansion and each child a room with what ever they wanted so they don't bother each other

Kangeroo 9 years ago

And what if You live in Europe... We have Euro’s not USD

Hario337 11 years ago

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Scatman 7 years ago

Kill them.

ParadoxRaper 10 years ago

i'll be the duggers

Doubtedcrab 11 years ago

I'm not having kids

WTPV 12 years ago

Oh that grammar

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