18 498 people have to have an awesome life if they don't wanna be an immortal whale.
King_Skaarf9 years ago
but i become a god whale with the power to destroy the world i get every wish i ask i own america 100% and slaves with mini nuke launchers while being a WHALE
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Purkkhan578 years ago
Dude, head me out here: no internet. no junk food. You will be extremely lonely almost all of the time. There is no porn in the oocean.
Schmidot20047 years ago
You could be a immortal who sexually identifies as a whale
Switch the upside and the downside..DO I PRESS IT OR NOT CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A WHALE AND THIS IS PROBALY THE ONLY BUTTON I WILL SEE THAT WILL TURN ME INTO A WHALE.But I don’t wanna be immortal
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SpookySpecter8 years ago
*whale noises*
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kitkat2008518 years ago
XD WHALE POWER!!!! (why a whale hy not a seal?)
ShadowShaper8 years ago
BECAUSE WHALE"S ARE GREATER
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Misty_the_powerful8 years ago
Ussually I say no to being immortal because you know the downsides of it but as a whale I would be A GOD
WHALES SHALL KILL ALL HUMANS BECAUSE WE ARE IMMORTAL SO WE CAN GO ON LAND YESSS!
sonicj019 years ago
u cant immortal just mans cant die of old age idiot
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Sissybella7 years ago
I"M ALREADY OVERWEIGHT AND I ALWAYS GOT THE BLUES! NICE TRY!
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Gore9 years ago
WHALEEEEEE
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mightymidget698 years ago
whales are super slow plus it never diss you couldn't feel pain.
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
-slaps the heck out of the button
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Penis1237 years ago
A: It didn't say that you become a blue whale that shapeshifts B: be the blue whale of the internet
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marineC110 years ago
WHALE FOR LIFE!!!!!
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Kaumoo8 years ago
Japan is really gonna fuck me on this one aren't they.... oh Japan...
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Godlike9 years ago
ALREADY AN IMMORTAL ROBOT WHO'S RICH.
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Riley151689 years ago
There is no upside
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AlexTheDragonMaster163 years ago
I see no downsides... WHALE POWER
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this name is not to long9 years ago
No downside
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Thatonedankperson8 years ago
"How do I masturbate as a whale?"
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Globalubie4710 years ago
Mooooooooooooooooooo
That's fine with me
I love shrimp
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A_Random_Muffin5 years ago
I"ve got all the time in the world, I"d evolve back onto land
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Pablo_inokinesis9 years ago
life is meaningless anyway
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Marmar4808 years ago
Why would you not want to be an immortal whale?
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Cj Mcbride12 years ago
*Whale noises*
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TammyLee1239 years ago
Im from wales so why not just go the full way
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
*switches upside and downside*
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Ciaran Brennan12 years ago
You missed the fact that the whale can talk
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PeanutbutterMan9 years ago
No downside.
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spr_mystery_man7 years ago
<fishermen attempt to chop me up> you just got played, bitches
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0mg0N8 years ago
I see no downsides
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Unknown229 years ago
the none whales would call a beach
possible multiply it by 100-000----- whale death row because of all the crushing whales and one none whale comes im gona surf wile surfing he gets eaten
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Tygerkick077 years ago
If you are immortal, turn yourself back in to a human
yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
thats not what immortality is
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SteamPunkMoon10 years ago
So... immortality as a giant, powerful king of the ocean, capable of destroying giant ships in one movement. Sounds good. I'd do it, if I didn't already get to become a god by falling into a volcano.
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MatBoi74 years ago
1. I don't wanna be a whale
2. I don't wanna be immortal
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