Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

No thanks? O_O

LittleHeizi9 months ago

You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Sudokori 10 years ago

Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi9 months ago

True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago

Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

Terabyte3 years ago

depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestoodlast year

I don't know tbh

xSodium10 years ago

This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh7 years ago

Why would you not?

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Alexis McCann11 years ago

so what exactly is the downside??

autocar669 years ago

Dont see it eighter :P

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Bushra Khan12 years ago

HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi2034 years ago

Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them

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SoufsButtonBashing8 years ago

Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza488 years ago

So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon9 years ago

so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf42010 years ago

you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago

THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl042911 years ago

Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree7 years ago

squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby12 years ago

as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

Beedrill-Senpai9 years ago

downside?

CodyThompson7 years ago

I will become a super villain called the lizard

camspy817310 years ago

Squirting Windex out of your eyes.

Theone18 years ago

WHAT"S THE UPSIDE?!

Slurmp_8 years ago

Whats the downside?

AidanHANSNATA7 years ago

wait what will the poison do to your eyes

AidanHANSNATA7 years ago

you would probably become blind instantly after you drank the poison

Damaramegido10 years ago

this sounds amazing

Memeber9 years ago

lie detectors. truth serum. etcetc PROVE IM NOT A CRIMINAL! Win.

ThatDudeUpstairs9 years ago

first, THAT WOULLD HURT MY EYE, second, what kind of poisin

chocochip10019 years ago

You become known as a criminal because you are squirting poison at people... through your eyeballs.

RobbinDaBanK3 years ago

Ehhhh?

BaconBitz28610 years ago

#Garryinspongebob

Datgirl8 years ago

This sounds like some sort of movie: a fugitive that can squirt poison out of their eyeballs! Life on the run, having adventures... But like all movies the main character gets caught and a vague scene from the sequel will have audiences at the edge of their seats!

Bailey Stump12 years ago

why not?

FreakyBoi6 years ago

Acid would be better

RocketGirl110 years ago

Gross... if anyone DID press the button... shame on you!!

Slurmp_8 years ago

No, Shame on YOU!

n4t3d0x2g8 years ago

Where is the downside?

Adre Adri9 years ago

Poison kills u

LostCheese8 years ago

I can be the Kellog of the world!!!

HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER9 years ago

So basically you're Reptile from MORTAL COMBAT(well, sort of) but all cops from around the world hate you, sounds like a recipe for danger.

Mangomagmaman7 years ago

Not that you find poison at your local corner shop that you can just buy without any suspicion

MattiasParadox10 years ago

*squirts poison on cops*LOOPHOLE

CAKESWAG10 years ago

I'm not a snake XD

NeonFlash8 years ago

Is supposed to be a reference to something

bosslantisgamer9 years ago

you would have your eye burned

noOneElseButME8 years ago

I WILL BE FOREVER KNOW AS CYANIDE EYES

idleteen6669 years ago

why the fuck would I want to drink poison

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Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago

Wut?

Hiddlesbatch7 years ago

Sounds funny

herobrine10 years ago

what is the point of this?

Drarry12398 years ago

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CedricNicholas7 years ago

thats disgusting

Niehoe9 years ago

So be drunk every day HELL YEAH!!!!!!

MrMadPig 9 years ago

??????????????

KaWaII InSaNiTY9 years ago

if its in my eyeballs, does that mean my eye will turn colors o.o

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