Will You Press The Button?

LittleHeizi 2 years ago

You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Maharid last year

No thanks? O_O

Sudokori 12 years ago

Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi 2 years ago

True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago

Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

xSodium 11 years ago

This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh 8 years ago

Why would you not?

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Terabyte 5 years ago

depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestood 2 years ago

I don't know tbh

Alexis McCann 12 years ago

so what exactly is the downside??

autocar66 10 years ago

Dont see it eighter :P

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Bushra Khan 13 years ago

HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi203 6 years ago

Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them

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SoufsButtonBashing 9 years ago

Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza48 9 years ago

So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon 11 years ago

so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf420 11 years ago

you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago

THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl0429 12 years ago

Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree 8 years ago

squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby 13 years ago

as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

Gazazel 10 years ago

Ñeeehhh...

Bossman1830 11 years ago

FUCK YEAH

Ocelotz 9 years ago

The downside is obvious

Jar Jar Binks 12 years ago

WTF where is the upside????????????????????????????

Mr-Clean 5 years ago

being known as a criminal doesnt make you a criminal

LadyPendeivis 10 years ago

https://youtu.be/sc104WaLup4

Theone1 9 years ago

WHAT"S THE UPSIDE?!

Slurmp_ 9 years ago

Whats the downside?

Beedrill-Senpai 11 years ago

downside?

CodyThompson 8 years ago

I will become a super villain called the lizard

camspy8173 11 years ago

Squirting Windex out of your eyes.

ThatDudeUpstairs 11 years ago

first, THAT WOULLD HURT MY EYE, second, what kind of poisin

AidanHANSNATA 9 years ago

wait what will the poison do to your eyes

AidanHANSNATA 9 years ago

you would probably become blind instantly after you drank the poison

Damaramegido 12 years ago

this sounds amazing

Memeber 10 years ago

lie detectors. truth serum. etcetc PROVE IM NOT A CRIMINAL! Win.

Datgirl 9 years ago

This sounds like some sort of movie: a fugitive that can squirt poison out of their eyeballs! Life on the run, having adventures... But like all movies the main character gets caught and a vague scene from the sequel will have audiences at the edge of their seats!

Bailey Stump 13 years ago

why not?

chocochip1001 10 years ago

You become known as a criminal because you are squirting poison at people... through your eyeballs.

RobbinDaBanK 4 years ago

Ehhhh?

BaconBitz286 11 years ago

#Garryinspongebob

Adre Adri 10 years ago

Poison kills u

FreakyBoi 7 years ago

Acid would be better

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

Gross... if anyone DID press the button... shame on you!!

Slurmp_ 9 years ago

No, Shame on YOU!

n4t3d0x2g 9 years ago

Where is the downside?

Mangomagmaman 9 years ago

Not that you find poison at your local corner shop that you can just buy without any suspicion

MattiasParadox 11 years ago

*squirts poison on cops*LOOPHOLE

LostCheese 10 years ago

I can be the Kellog of the world!!!

HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER 11 years ago

So basically you're Reptile from MORTAL COMBAT(well, sort of) but all cops from around the world hate you, sounds like a recipe for danger.

bosslantisgamer 10 years ago

you would have your eye burned

CAKESWAG 11 years ago

I'm not a snake XD

NeonFlash 9 years ago

Is supposed to be a reference to something

Flash 11 years ago

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noOneElseButME 9 years ago

I WILL BE FOREVER KNOW AS CYANIDE EYES

idleteen666 10 years ago

why the fuck would I want to drink poison

Drarry1239 9 years ago

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Pommesbudenwerfer 11 years ago

Wut?

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