Will You Press The Button?

You have all the money you could ever need, without having to work

but

You become a magnet for birds and they constantly poop on you whenever you go outside.

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N!GGER

TheEggThing10 years ago

Mommy! Get the umbrella!

WBGrock9 years ago

Umbrella and rainsuit. Cheap solution.

Elficeq10 years ago

With all that money I can easilly get rid of those birds after few days no prob

iceman95189 years ago

*pulls out umbrella* Oh, im shoppi-*PLOP*-ng!

Kingtasean7 years ago

In this world, they is something called "Online Shopping"...

ChillyCate8 years ago

Um its called a umbrella?

Brad Bullock12 years ago

i dont go outside :)

Rusul2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

its called an umbrella. use one people.

Éœ5 years ago

I whould get my guards to shot them

Brreezy5 years ago

Lemme get my Amazon packages an pizza hut real quick

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Hello fancy rain coat

John Colin Dement12 years ago

have an umbrella

SCG-11712 years ago

I'll take it FROM you. Thank you

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Gorflop7 years ago

Build a glass enclosure with sunlight coming through. DOWNSIDE: Inflamation, like in the great depression

Sunperman7 years ago

we want that money for not going outside

Strongnite227 years ago

I never leave the house, buy UV lights and open some windows.

AraPlayzz7 years ago

I’ll stick an umbrella to ma hat $&/&)&@

AlphaPheonix7 years ago

What"s a bird and outside?

BlueButton8 years ago

Peasants, take these birds away from me and cover my body

Pabide8 years ago

I hate birds so no.

Q2978 years ago

Sure i mean just where a rain suit and get more

Dared8 years ago

Umbrella

MrCookieman248 years ago

Use a big umbrella. Problem solved

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

never leave home, order everything online

ERROR_404-USERNAME_NOT_FOUND8 years ago

Lol its called "having a arse load of money, so you order scientists to create a bird deflecting shield that will vaporize any bird that gets close"

That_One_Furry8 years ago

Constant poncho

Atomicman9608 years ago

Wear an umbrella

Pharid Madawaki12 years ago

wipe out the entire bird population

EriStitch2 years ago

Yeah use a hunting rifle to shoot one dead

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Eric Petersen12 years ago

Wear a hat and jacket whenever you go outside

Natille Severson-Potts12 years ago

Why would I ever go outside if i had all the money I needed

minimeg8 years ago

To use the money ? XD

April Reese12 years ago

I never go outside. Unless it's to the store. But wait...online shopping!

ScorpionTheGamer9 years ago

Lol tell someone else to do it for u LOL

Dogeness8 years ago

GUYS WOW I FOUND THIS AMAZING THING.. ITS CALLED AN UNMBRELLA

maxwellduo10 years ago

Umbrella was always the answer

Za_Taiyo4 years ago

Yes, shit on me you fuckers, I shit back

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

Wait, it says whenever you go outside. What exactly is an outside?

Come-to-the-dark-side8 years ago

Instead of mom get the camera it would be mom get the umbrella

sunnysunsunftw10 years ago

If I have all that money, I can afford an umbrella.

Kevinnnn5 years ago

If u don't need a job and have Everything then why would u even go out

flash flood9 years ago

Fun simple answer grap a shotgun a shot next cook boom food

Alekz8 years ago

Don't go out! Obviously

...Loading...10 years ago

invest in something that stops the bird pooping on you :)

JoMaxo7 years ago

-fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap-

GoombaStomper0089 years ago

Won't go outside. ---DEAL WITH IT---

Red10078 years ago

Dont go outside, but if you do, bring umbrella

DSIgameboy10 years ago

Use an umbrella

PrinceEKClast year

I’ll just wear a helmet

CherishKitty9 years ago

theres a thing called an umbrella

pizzaqueeninmydreams11 years ago

I don't go outside

JMelvinC8 years ago

Pay bird hunters and ask them to shoot them. Win-win

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