You have all the money you could ever need, without having to work
but
You become a magnet for birds and they constantly poop on you whenever you go outside.
I will not


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TheEggThing 11 years ago
Mommy! Get the umbrella!

WBGrock 11 years ago
Umbrella and rainsuit. Cheap solution.

Elficeq 11 years ago
With all that money I can easilly get rid of those birds after few days no prob

Kingtasean 9 years ago
In this world, they is something called "Online Shopping"...

iceman9518 11 years ago
*pulls out umbrella* Oh, im shoppi-*PLOP*-ng!

ChillyCate 10 years ago
Um its called a umbrella?

Brad Bullock 13 years ago
i dont go outside :)

Rusul 4 years ago
🤣🤣🤣
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
its called an umbrella. use one people.

ɜ 6 years ago
I whould get my guards to shot them

Brreezy 6 years ago
Lemme get my Amazon packages an pizza hut real quick

John Colin Dement 13 years ago
have an umbrella

SCG-1171 4 years ago
I'll take it FROM you. Thank you
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KurimuzonTora 11 years ago
Hello fancy rain coat

Gorflop 9 years ago
Build a glass enclosure with sunlight coming through. DOWNSIDE: Inflamation, like in the great depression

Sunperman 9 years ago
we want that money for not going outside

Strongnite22 9 years ago
I never leave the house, buy UV lights and open some windows.

AraPlayzz 9 years ago
I’ll stick an umbrella to ma hat $&/&)&@

AlphaPheonix 9 years ago
What"s a bird and outside?

BlueButton 9 years ago
Peasants, take these birds away from me and cover my body

Pabide 9 years ago
I hate birds so no.

Q297 9 years ago
Sure i mean just where a rain suit and get more

Dared 9 years ago
Umbrella

MrCookieman24 9 years ago
Use a big umbrella. Problem solved

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago
never leave home, order everything online

ERROR_404-USERNAME_NOT_FOUND 9 years ago
Lol its called "having a arse load of money, so you order scientists to create a bird deflecting shield that will vaporize any bird that gets close"

That_One_Furry 9 years ago
Constant poncho

Atomicman960 9 years ago
Wear an umbrella

Pharid Madawaki 13 years ago
wipe out the entire bird population

EriStitch 4 years ago
Yeah use a hunting rifle to shoot one dead
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Eric Petersen 13 years ago
Wear a hat and jacket whenever you go outside

Natille Severson-Potts 13 years ago
Why would I ever go outside if i had all the money I needed

minimeg 9 years ago
To use the money ? XD

April Reese 13 years ago
I never go outside. Unless it's to the store. But wait...online shopping!

Axel 11 years ago
Wait, what's this "outside" thing?

no_name_ 2 years ago
Start bird destruction .co with all the money you got

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
your name 10x ma's name 5x crush name 3x post 5x press F6

YourDreamsAreDead 12 years ago
Just use an umbrealla, or stay inside as much as possible.

JoMaxo 8 years ago
Uhhhhhh fucka youhhhhhhh

Jummy 11 years ago
Hard hat, umbrella, RUN

Roger|Pro 10 years ago
Step 1:Hire some people to go outside and buy grocery and clean my roof from bird poop Step 2:Stay at home and play computer all day Step 3:Get Boyfriend or Girlfriend and marry him or her indoors Step 4:Have kids... Step 5:Live a good live

Idk_anymore 8 years ago
I stay indoors constantly plus, u could have an umbrella 😅

oldnotweak 11 years ago
good luck!

Nyeh 9 years ago
Just don't go outside lol

Mrs.Claire 11 years ago
Screw outside.

MTBtoast 4 years ago
buy an umbrella

ajdmonkeygaming101 11 years ago
get an umbrella

TrueBobbian 10 years ago
I don't care I LOVE BIRDS

ninja0heaven 11 years ago
Never have to go outside anymore.

ArtMinerCZ 6 years ago
shoot bird with bought gun

Kayrr_YT 10 years ago
Don't go outside then and have a thick glass roof and a indoor swimming pool and playground.

SigmaSupreme last year
N!GGER

MooseGirl4234 12 years ago
Good thing I don't go outside

ham2629 10 years ago
Umbrella Give money to a company to invent something to stop birds from pooping on you.
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