Will You Press The Button?

You have all the money you could ever need, without having to work

but

You become a magnet for birds and they constantly poop on you whenever you go outside.

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TheEggThing9 years ago

Mommy! Get the umbrella!

WBGrock9 years ago

Umbrella and rainsuit. Cheap solution.

Elficeq9 years ago

With all that money I can easilly get rid of those birds after few days no prob

Kingtasean7 years ago

In this world, they is something called "Online Shopping"...

iceman95189 years ago

*pulls out umbrella* Oh, im shoppi-*PLOP*-ng!

ChillyCate8 years ago

Um its called a umbrella?

Brad Bullock12 years ago

i dont go outside :)

Rusul2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

its called an umbrella. use one people.

Éœ4 years ago

I whould get my guards to shot them

Brreezy5 years ago

Lemme get my Amazon packages an pizza hut real quick

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Hello fancy rain coat

John Colin Dement12 years ago

have an umbrella

SCG-11712 years ago

I'll take it FROM you. Thank you

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Gorflop7 years ago

Build a glass enclosure with sunlight coming through. DOWNSIDE: Inflamation, like in the great depression

Sunperman7 years ago

we want that money for not going outside

Strongnite227 years ago

I never leave the house, buy UV lights and open some windows.

AraPlayzz7 years ago

I’ll stick an umbrella to ma hat $&/&)&@

AlphaPheonix7 years ago

What"s a bird and outside?

BlueButton7 years ago

Peasants, take these birds away from me and cover my body

Pabide7 years ago

I hate birds so no.

Q2977 years ago

Sure i mean just where a rain suit and get more

Dared7 years ago

Umbrella

MrCookieman248 years ago

Use a big umbrella. Problem solved

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

never leave home, order everything online

ERROR_404-USERNAME_NOT_FOUND8 years ago

Lol its called "having a arse load of money, so you order scientists to create a bird deflecting shield that will vaporize any bird that gets close"

That_One_Furry8 years ago

Constant poncho

Atomicman9608 years ago

Wear an umbrella

Pharid Madawaki12 years ago

wipe out the entire bird population

EriStitch2 years ago

Yeah use a hunting rifle to shoot one dead

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Eric Petersen12 years ago

Wear a hat and jacket whenever you go outside

Natille Severson-Potts12 years ago

Why would I ever go outside if i had all the money I needed

minimeg8 years ago

To use the money ? XD

April Reese12 years ago

I never go outside. Unless it's to the store. But wait...online shopping!

hihello1118 years ago

birds suck man

Undo8Bits10 years ago

UMBRELLA!

privbest4 years ago

i have the ability to mind control any one before this on so no

kittylover2969 years ago

Chick magnet budum ching

killstien9 years ago

I never go out

TheOOOF5 years ago

Hmmm. I alredy pressed the button that gives me a lot lot lot of money, even more than i need, and i dont want birds to die so... No thank you

U_Wot_M8?9 years ago

Buy a gun.

U_Wot_M8?9 years ago

wait i did'nt say rn

AwesomAlec9 years ago

Umbrella

bossman9987658 years ago

BUY A HAT

KileeMcAtee10 years ago

umbrellas.

ACEsamwarnerTV8 years ago

1 word... umbrella

TheStache 9 years ago

I would use the money too buy an umbrella

Smartstheparts9 years ago

Uhhhhhhh I can just stay inside. IT'S literally the smart thing to do :-/

WannabeBoxer11 years ago

Just have a giant hat wherever you go

fmate20067 years ago

umbrella

King_Nathan4 years ago

fuck umbrella play all day

HASayre9 years ago

Not like I go outside

greecelold19 years ago

Just use an umbrella.

bennet928 years ago

you could use a umbrella or just never go outside and just have everything delivered to you

Rocie10 years ago

I hate outside. Outside bad. The sunlight burns!

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