Will You Press The Button?

235x0 3 years ago

So you get a monkey paw...

SuperBlueSheep 11 years ago

This sheep will destroy the genie

Migdin1 9 years ago

SHEEP PLZ DESTRUY GENJI!!!

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GangsternauwL 10 years ago

I wanna be as poor AF, wanna get the ugliest and gayest guy as partner and gods sake dont gimme extremely useful powers

Joseph_Andreis 2 years ago

You had all that before you pressed the button

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DragonSlayer9.0 11 years ago

1:I wish you wouldn't use my wishes against 2:I wish I could wish for infinite wishes 3: I wish for infinite wishes.

GoldenGraze 10 years ago

Smarts

MeseeksandDestroy 10 years ago

Guys you're misinterpretting the question. The genie doesn't do the opposite of what you say, he does what you say but he does it in a manner that hurts you. Example: you wish to be the richest person in the world, so he kills every person in the world exc... [Show full comment]

RNGvideoinator 4 years ago

So basically, say something like, “I would like to be the best runner,” then maybe would make all runners very, very weak, or just destroy the top half of your body, and make you faster. You need to be VERY specific with your with wishes.

JimiTTB 10 years ago

Wish number one. "I wish you would keep using your wishes against me"

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So the genie does. Because that wish is against you. Congratulations, you wasted a wish.

BadPeter7567 5 years ago

You could just be extremely specific to the point where he can't use it against you.

BloodHunter165 8 years ago

Sooo if i ask for a blowjob...this is a win win situation? OR....will i get 2 blowjobs🤔🤔

NHLic 10 years ago

Genie, be my bitch. Either way I'm satisfied XD

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

…wait.

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Info-Chan 11 years ago

So say this: "I wish i didn't have a millon dollars!" Genine dose the oppistit.

jayplayz 9 years ago

Hehehehehehehe *nose starts bleeding* *wipes nose with back of hand* *sees hand* fuck

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TheHumanFlintFun 9 years ago

If it said "The genie will use the wishes against the user" You could have given it to someone you hate

ShawnLaney 8 years ago

It actually says "you use". So their wishes don't get used against them. Lol

C 9 years ago

1.Sell the lamp to your enemy 2.Use money to buy popcorn 3.Get lounge chair 4.Sit back and watch

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

The wishes are used against YOU. For example, if the enemy wishes for a million dollars, then as much of it as possible is taken from your bank account, but if you don’t have enough, then you become in debt by the mafia.

Greatcat 9 years ago

Just never wish and you get a free lamp.

Josiah Sundance Walker 13 years ago

"I wish for the downfall of humanity!" > Genie has humanity grow and prosper >veddygud.jpg

OtterMemez 9 years ago

Why would you want humanity to grow there"s way too many of us already so that would be fucking stupid

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Bloodandashes 9 years ago

This is technically how genies are supposed to work, but Disney"s Aladdin made people think that genies are fairer than they are

Bloodandashes 9 years ago

Holy crap that"s amazing! Gg

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XploitzZ 10 years ago

If the genie uses whatever you wish against you, what""s the point of wishing?

cubeGET 10 years ago

Everyone thinks it means he'll do the opposite. Its saying that he'll grant your wish but in a way you wouldn't like. For example if you wish for "some peace and quiet" he might kill your family or something. Or if you wish for one thousand dollars he'll f... [Show full comment]

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

I pressed it, and the reason why is because you don't have to make a wish. You get a genie lamp, but you could just give the lamp to someone else who doesn't have the downside.

Samoht-85 8 years ago

Why 37% pressed?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Because you get a genie. Even if the genie would use the wishes against you, you should just simply not wish for anything. Instead, have someone else wish the three wishes. It never said the genie was limited to granting wishes only for you.

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

Genie, I wish you were an ordinary human being with no powers and are morbidly obese!

PenguinsxRxkewl 9 years ago

It doesn't say some one else cant use the wishes for you benefit

Greatcat 9 years ago

I wish the button I pressed to summon the genie had the downside of: the genie grants infinite wishes and does not want to hinder you in any way.

Troy-n-Sam 9 years ago

1) I wish for my wishes to be turned against me from now on (this means my wishes will not be turned on but the one I just wished Will) 2) I wish I could wish for infinite wishes. 3) I wish for infinite wishes.

AlVal 5 years ago

They’ll just screw you over by doing something like “you get unlimited wishes but they have to be detrimental” because you just wished for that. The wish of having bad wishes is already turned against you so you’ll just get exactly what you asked for, bad wishes.

EternalRoses 10 years ago

How much do you think you could sell that for? :3

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

As a voodoo doll of you crossed with a genie? …hmm… I’m offering $20!

John VunderDog 10 years ago

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David Anderson 13 years ago

So if I wish for a million dollars, he would probably drown me in pennies. Happy thoughts.

jayplayz 9 years ago

Vavakx I wub ur pic sooooo vury much Asriel Dreemurr is fucking adorable

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thatshortkid65 11 years ago

1. I don't want you to be able to give me unlimited whishes 2. I don't want unlimited wishes.

Trevor Hicks 13 years ago

First wish: I wish for you to not turn my wishes against me.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

“Granted. I will no longer turn any granted wishes against you.” “Okay, for my second wish—“ “Ap-bup-bup-bup! Who said anything about granting any more wishes?”

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skyleigh 9 years ago

you can do anything

K.i.r_RAN 2 years ago

HAIL 2 YOU IT'S THE STAND "JUDGEMENT"

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

I wish you won't ever not give me a consequence

Oldiron_79 10 years ago

Duh, just bribe the Genie and make your first wish that the genie gets to be free from his lamp and being bound to giving annoying people wishes upon completion of your 3 with out trying to use them against me.

Bradinator343 5 years ago

I"d rather have wishes that work... If I wish comes true for me it goes wrong anywayso I already have that technically...

AbsolutelyPathethiccAndVeryDisappointingFailureWhoLikesCatsMoreThanDogs011235813 8 years ago

I wish to die *becomes immortal* Goddamnit

EternalMonologue 11 years ago

1. I wish you wouldn't use my wishes against me 2. I wish for more 100 more genies that I can summon and unsummon at will 3. I wish for those genies to not use my wishes against me I found a loophole for the, "You can't wish for more wishes!" rule! Wish for more genies!

Natedwg2002 9 years ago

you can phrase your wishes so that they cant be used against you

XsnowfurX 10 years ago

you can use them against genie

ktkat218 10 years ago

Give lamp to one in need. Only your wishes have negative affects, not their's. Also, it's kind of the plot of the monkey's paw.

Aen_Woedbeanna 9 years ago

What genie gonna do with Geralt"s first wish?

Irmely Poola 13 years ago

how can he use chocolate against me? makes no sense D:

Dannybionic 4 years ago

step 1, wish to never have sex again, step 2, he turns that against you by making you have constant sex or having daily sex, step 3, PROFIT

Cooldude21 9 years ago

Use reverse physically

WildAutistic 9 years ago

Psychology

Lillililliblack 7 years ago

I wanna be ugly

HolyNipples 11 years ago

Will just wish against the genie to not use my wish against me... Since he refers to "wishes" it means I get as many as I want.

PlzNoPantyShotsOfMe 10 years ago

Easy, use reverse psychology.

Xadnem 12 years ago

Wish 1: Djinn are not assholes to me. Wish 2: I am a djinn. Wish 3: Djinn are no longer bound to lamps. Now I can grant wishes and also not be bound to a lamp.

la_diablita_cubana 9 years ago

just say the opposite of your actual wish

jayplayz 9 years ago

Bitch you can't do that!!!! >:( genies grant your wish, but, they render it in a way that would negatively affect you. Example: I wish for millions of dollars. Genie: foods house with loonies. (I'm canadian and I'm trying to fix my grammar)

OwlOfTheNorth 10 years ago

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rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

Spam alert

Nitrous_oxide 2 years ago

Sell the lamp $$$$$$$

HighschoolDxDfan 11 years ago

I wish bad thing like this : - rias senpai comes not in this world -she don't love me -the sex is very bad

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

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