Will You Press The Button?

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

I"M THE HUMAN SPONGE

RedVexeD8 years ago

No. And there are already several viable "cures" that keep getting their funding removed or swept under the rug because it would kill an entire section of the pharma and medical industries income. Cancer is profitable. :|

Muv22HD6 months ago

fuck you

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Elinor7 years ago

I'm probably already going to get cancer (since it runs in my family) so I"d be fine with taking others if necessary

chineseboy9 months ago

Keep live

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Toothbanger7 years ago

I could cure my cancer back

DakotaGore7 years ago

Can I do it like right before I die

Liam Hoe12 years ago

But if i cure my cancer will that mean i get cancer again? because someone just got cured, me

Aokiri2 years ago

niu bi

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Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg8 years ago

There allready is a cure for cancer

Fedxftw8 years ago

Idiot

ClipClop8 years ago

I'll Sacrifice to save Many People

Adrianne_DeForest8 years ago

Yes, I'm willing to suffer for all those people. I"d just be like, "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL."

Emily Van Leeuwen12 years ago

Think about it, everyone in the world is cured at the expense of one person. Totally worth it

koolguy4 years ago

agreed

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Hannah Tetuan12 years ago

So, then you die from all the cancer, then what? People can still be cured, right?

CaptinGamer9 years ago

Your dead body would collect the cancer.

Tayla McFarlane12 years ago

56% of people are selfish.

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

My life has more value than anyone else"s, heck I don't even know if you"re conscious... Why would I sacrifice my existence for people I don't know? I wouldn't expect a stranger to save me at the cost of their own life. My life is everything I own and unle...[Show full comment]

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Tristan Carr12 years ago

But wait, there's a cure for cancer. Even the ones you obtain. -Betty

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

Really only 43 percent pressed this? If you have a cure for cancer just keep drinking it yourself and you are healing others...

Pandaman_57 years ago

If you drink the cure you will just be receiving your cancer again

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NukeIt9er9 years ago

"The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many" -Spock

Nico37 years ago

It would be selfish to not press the button

UmbreonTheBright10 years ago

I am willing to sacrifice for the good of all :3

BunnyLover11018 years ago

Their cancer doesn't exist anymore XD

Toby Zhao12 years ago

-_- we can just use the cure to cure ourselves

KawaiiUnitato9 years ago

just make sure a person named Somebodies doesn't get cured

DaBestMind3 years ago

there will be more overpopulation problems tho

DaBestMind3 years ago

I'm not tying to be selfish

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olvvvvlo9 years ago

Well if the cure for cancer is a bucket of ice cream then I can cure some one else cancer all day.

latinarose9 years ago

I'm sorry, I'm selfish. I have an irrational phobia of death. The good news is, 50% of people DID push the button, which means someone else will do it. So I'm alright.

Bbsfanop695 years ago

I will press because nobody will notice what I did but if I sit still and do nothing and die nobody will notice either .. so :) and think about so many people will have a good life cuz of you and their happiness will be a great accomplishment for ya ..I will be happy though ! !

deathloler9 years ago

im not gona cure others cancer if they dont know that i was the one who got it

dankmemes1018 years ago

How would I get their cancer if they don't have it anymore?

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

I didn't press because that"s not the proper way to write the word.

hol300099910 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Allie543218 years ago

What"s a somebodies i think he/she meant somebody"s

Kitkatkatie20049 years ago

But then you get cuted

rab0039 years ago

but why me it never said i made the cure

ScottishCookie2 years ago

Worth it

NattyC9 years ago

you could get paid for taking peoples cancer and then use some of that pay to get the cure yourself.

Winwi7 years ago

is that how you write it "Somebodies"(that"s not hate I really dony know and I"ve never seen someone wrote that before"

Ninguito10 years ago

The cure is playing hide'n'seek

SnakeToes4 years ago

Millions of people are saved from cancer at the expense of one life. Who wouldn’t

Pepi9 years ago

Can't I cure myself?

Sntcringe8 years ago

Can't I just cure it?

AwesomeDoge23349 years ago

yeah so i said no but i wanted to say YES

KilljoyandPhangirl8 years ago

But I could get cured

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

F*ck the other 50% who didn't press, bakas

Gregottorry7 years ago

Show the cure just before you die

Rich3yy9 years ago

Guys, if you cure youself you get cancer again so yeah...

Brady the awesome guy9 years ago

Hey I heard you have cancer so I put a cancer in a cancer

Fuzzy duck10 years ago

I am ashamed of 55% of humanity....

FoxyGamer7 years ago

But if youre dead you wint feel the cancer anymore but people still get cured!

Aerrohero30011 years ago

Good, cancer should live forever. Imagine what would happen of nothing controlled our population. The world would fill up with people, then get lost I'm war.

juliabruhman9 years ago

sacrifice

GuppiApfelJLT3 years ago

If I die will there still be cancer growing in my corpse?

Zacattac9 years ago

if its ok with you ima gonna just die before i get their cancer so my dead body can have it all. ;)

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