Will You Press The Button?

MICHAEL-BISCUITS last year

Bro i was ONE off being the 33333rd person to press the buttton IM SO MAD

henrenzhenderen 3 years ago

难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗？

NotABottom 2 years ago

显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

kiwiwashere 10 years ago

Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

uncleltr 10 years ago

Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Good question. I have no idea.

Goomba 11 years ago

"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

NewWorldOrder101 9 years ago

Don't do drugs!

JustThatFangirl 10 years ago

So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

contradictions so many contradictions

Winchent 8 years ago

You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

alishawish2002 9 years ago

What happened with "free time."

happylego91 10 years ago

you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago

So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

SAVAGE!!!

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

what

george1475 11 years ago

da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_- 11 years ago

It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum GolÃ¡Åˆ 13 years ago

someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera 13 years ago

Contradictions everywhere

Babushka11 3 years ago

That was a complete contradiction though……👀

Goomba 11 years ago

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Aerihk 9 years ago

I don't want to survive. Goodbye Earth :)

Halkickbro 11 years ago

Pay someone to do that DONE!

Yaboizackie_32 5 years ago

So…. I don’t have free time is what you’re saying

BADBOY17 11 years ago

Define D20?

dadnaya 11 years ago

Means I still have to work

Soup123 10 years ago

Get an assistant who does it for you simple

tc591092 9 years ago

thats work bitch

Thet Win 13 years ago

Ends up the d20 can be controlled with your ipad, or you use the money to simultaneously create a programme to automatically readjust trajectory.

ThisUsernameIsTaken 10 years ago

Well you still get free time, and if you have unlimited money, just nuke the D20 20 times, and your golden

IncognitoMan 6 years ago

Because of you will always have money, spend it to stop the d20.

amycue100 11 years ago

I will be a hero

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

Don't see a down side, free money, and space lazers. win-win

Sahara 11 years ago

I never have to work, but I have to operate a space program... sounds like work to me.

ChickenSky 9 years ago

What"s a D20? Is that a 20-sided die?

ChickenSky 9 years ago

Also, this reminds me of a time when my friend got a giant, foam, 20-sided die, and said, "If I roll a 20 we all die." Then, he rolled a 20. True story. Maybe this is happening as a consequence of his rolling that 20?