Will You Press The Button?

MICHAEL-BISCUITS last year

Bro i was ONE off being the 33333rd person to press the buttton IM SO MAD

henrenzhenderen 3 years ago

难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗？

NotABottom 2 years ago

显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

kiwiwashere 10 years ago

Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

uncleltr 10 years ago

Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Good question. I have no idea.

Goomba 11 years ago

"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

NewWorldOrder101 9 years ago

Don't do drugs!

JustThatFangirl 10 years ago

So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

contradictions so many contradictions

Winchent 8 years ago

You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

alishawish2002 9 years ago

What happened with "free time."

happylego91 10 years ago

you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago

So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

SAVAGE!!!

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

what

george1475 11 years ago

da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_- 11 years ago

It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum GolÃ¡Åˆ 13 years ago

someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera 13 years ago

Contradictions everywhere

Darth Faraam 11 years ago

It says you don't have to work so you don't have to care about the d20

Beast_Pander 8 years ago

Then you basicly have a job lmao

Hexxonn 11 years ago

that contradicts itself twice. I never have to work, but i have to work to save the earth. I have free time, but my 'work' takes up my whole life. :/

TomaYT 9 years ago

do you work or not cause to operate a space program is hard work

ZoeySurvivor 9 years ago

I DIDNT READ THE DOWNSIDE

superdo 11 years ago

it dosn't work i tryed it Gldgood

Loophol 3 years ago

But it says I have free time

Commissar 10 years ago

Sounds like the plot to Armageddon

confused_scream 5 years ago

Hi

green_lemons04 11 years ago

saving earth sounds crazy but fun greatest question

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

I thought i never had to work I thought i had free time

MrStealYoGirl 12 years ago

Infinite money can buy a series of scientists to do it for me.

The_Plague 7 years ago

Just make a giant claw to grab the D20

JoelThePhisherman 11 years ago

This would be fun

Zuros 9 years ago

wait, like the dice

Ella Charlotte Griffiths 13 years ago

I have no idea what that's about...

Octonocto 10 years ago

contradictions. but since i don't have to work i don't have to do that someone else will!

SocioStache 9 years ago

Sounds like work

Patchurisa last year

However,if you're a Kerbal space program player...

quinnthehuman 11 years ago

So...You work for NASA? But now you don't work? WTF

Parzival3 8 years ago

As long as I am saving the lives of others

Diclonius 11 years ago

pay someone to do it

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

“a giant d20 on an impact trajectory with Earth” “with constant trajectory changes of the d20” Just say non-differentiable! The only confusion involved with that is the vocabulary!

sky lord the thinker 11 years ago

WHATS TH POINT

Sunperman 9 years ago

sounds good

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

If I always have money, can't I pay someone to do that for me??

Dogeness 10 years ago

Wait isnt that bassicly workin and wasting my free time :/

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