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You get to never have to work again, and you will always have money. You can have free time and your friends will too.
but
You will have to operate a space program dedicated to stopping a giant d20 on an impact trajectory with Earth from destroying the planet if you want to survive, and doing that would take all your life with constant trajectory changes of the d20
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henrenzhenderen2 years ago
难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗?

NotABottom10 months ago
显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

uncleltr8 years ago
Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Good question. I have no idea.

kiwiwashere9 years ago
Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

NewWorldOrder1018 years ago
Don't do drugs!

Goomba9 years ago
"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

JustThatFangirl9 years ago
So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
contradictions so many contradictions

happylego919 years ago
you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard12 years ago
So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!
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Winchent7 years ago
You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

Z_Emruld7 years ago
I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

alishawish20027 years ago
What happened with "free time."

Jacob Wright12 years ago
According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ...[Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
SAVAGE!!!
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KenWasHere218 years ago
“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer8 years ago
A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox8 years ago
what

george14759 years ago
da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_-9 years ago
It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody9 years ago
What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody9 years ago
What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum Goláň12 years ago
someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera12 years ago
Contradictions everywhere

Swagrplayz8 years ago
Wut??😑🤔 😐🔫

asdguy0011 years ago
Nuke it, bitches(Zerg rash,kekekekekekeke)

oliver25119 years ago
Work could be fun

kda5 years ago
i will fucking laser you

pheonicgod10 years ago
wow so bad site owner/admin pls take question off

^-^ BUTTONS!!!!9 years ago
*uses money to pay scientists to do it for me*

TheOneTEM7 years ago
I will never have to work so I don't have to change trajectory of that comet

magikman24610 years ago
Most cause idk what d20 is

M00nlght8 years ago
*scoffs* I only wish to spend my years with someone few are familiar with, because they first need a skyrim they can mod. I will also say this: If you have a skyrim you can mod - be it on a PC it it be SE (or both) Then look for a mod called "INIGO"

twokneedgiraffe7 years ago
jUST GO TO WORK

Gldgood10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

FractGate2 years ago
That's the job of my life

DragoKnight5894 years ago
a d20? you couldve chosen anything, like an asteroid, meteor, comet, but no, it"s a die.

INGRANICE9 years ago
WHAT DOES SOME OF THESE WORDS EVEN MEAN

3th38 years ago
Just blow it up

OdysseuS-Kami10 years ago
Uhhhh? How that shit that not work? My god, do these people not have any signs of intelligence?

Crossword5 years ago
Having a great life and enrolling in a paranormal space expedition, dying in a blaze of glory? Hell yeah!

Remyria10 years ago
if you lie, I won't click

Omegus8 years ago
Desintigrate the d20. Then, it cannot change trajectory.

Kevin Cochrane12 years ago
I see no dwonside to having my dream job

Fanboi699 years ago
Nah bruh

SanaaTobias8 years ago
What does any of this mean

cupcakejulian5 months ago
not even gonna read all that

Honk Honk9 years ago
I don't get it.... I will not,,....

kingoftheclouds7 years ago
Screw not having to work. I wanna kill a giant.

~Wave~length~10 years ago
So that would cancel the "you have free time" part then...

Prophuntguy3 years ago
The gods are playing DND. This is the weirdest way to begin judgement day I have ever seen in my life.

Gairos9 years ago
How about I just launch a nuke and bomb the shit out of that "whateveritis"?
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