Will You Press The Button?

MICHAEL-BISCUITS last year

Bro i was ONE off being the 33333rd person to press the buttton IM SO MAD

henrenzhenderen 3 years ago

难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗？

NotABottom 2 years ago

显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

kiwiwashere 10 years ago

Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

uncleltr 10 years ago

Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Good question. I have no idea.

Goomba 11 years ago

"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

NewWorldOrder101 9 years ago

Don't do drugs!

JustThatFangirl 10 years ago

So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

contradictions so many contradictions

Winchent 8 years ago

You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

alishawish2002 9 years ago

What happened with "free time."

happylego91 10 years ago

you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago

So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

SAVAGE!!!

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

what

george1475 11 years ago

da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_- 11 years ago

It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum GolÃ¡Åˆ 13 years ago

someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera 13 years ago

Contradictions everywhere

twokneedgiraffe 9 years ago

jUST GO TO WORK

Gldgood 11 years ago

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FractGate 3 years ago

That's the job of my life

OdysseuS-Kami 12 years ago

Uhhhh? How that shit that not work? My god, do these people not have any signs of intelligence?

DragoKnight589 6 years ago

a d20? you couldve chosen anything, like an asteroid, meteor, comet, but no, it"s a die.

INGRANICE 11 years ago

WHAT DOES SOME OF THESE WORDS EVEN MEAN

3th3 9 years ago

Just blow it up

Fanboi69 10 years ago

Nah bruh

Crossword 7 years ago

Having a great life and enrolling in a paranormal space expedition, dying in a blaze of glory? Hell yeah!

Remyria 11 years ago

if you lie, I won't click

Omegus 9 years ago

Desintigrate the d20. Then, it cannot change trajectory.

Kevin Cochrane 13 years ago

I see no dwonside to having my dream job

kingoftheclouds 9 years ago

Screw not having to work. I wanna kill a giant.

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

So that would cancel the "you have free time" part then...

SanaaTobias 10 years ago

What does any of this mean

cupcakejulian 2 years ago

not even gonna read all that

Honk Honk 11 years ago

I don't get it.... I will not,,....

Kitsu1989 10 years ago

No....just no

Prophuntguy 4 years ago

The gods are playing DND. This is the weirdest way to begin judgement day I have ever seen in my life.

Gairos 11 years ago

How about I just launch a nuke and bomb the shit out of that "whateveritis"?

Kritzy 9 years ago

Where is the upside if i"m gonna die to a dice block?

smsff7 11 years ago

But then I still have to bloody work

Lucario9906 6 years ago

No thanks, I want to make video games, so even if they were made for me, I wouldn't be as satisfied w/ the knowledge that I didn't really make it.

cow4cow 11 years ago

ITS STILL WORK WAS THISBPERSON HIGH

anime_trash_ 9 years ago

But how will you have free time if you spend your entire life doing that?

oldnotweak 12 years ago

this downside DIRECTLY contradicts the upside... so its lame as hell

TomaYT 9 years ago

do you work or not cause to operate a space program is hard work

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