Will You Press The Button?

MICHAEL-BISCUITS last year

Bro i was ONE off being the 33333rd person to press the buttton IM SO MAD

henrenzhenderen 3 years ago

难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗？

NotABottom 2 years ago

显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

kiwiwashere 10 years ago

Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

uncleltr 10 years ago

Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Good question. I have no idea.

Goomba 11 years ago

"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

NewWorldOrder101 9 years ago

Don't do drugs!

JustThatFangirl 10 years ago

So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

contradictions so many contradictions

Winchent 8 years ago

You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

alishawish2002 9 years ago

What happened with "free time."

happylego91 10 years ago

you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago

So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

SAVAGE!!!

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

what

george1475 11 years ago

da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_- 11 years ago

It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum GolÃ¡Åˆ 13 years ago

someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera 13 years ago

Contradictions everywhere

Aimbot_Oven 9 years ago

Uhhhhhh..... So you don't have to do work, but you have to do work to compensate.... the contradictions are real.

VoiceOfReason 11 years ago

Just use your unlimited funds to fund every single scientist on the planet to stop the D20 in 10-20 years.

tomato_potato 8 years ago

The fuck is a d20

kaymazo 11 years ago

I would invest money (Since I have infintie) into a gigantic remote space ship that redirect it into the sun of another galaxy (It has enough fuel to do so)

Caribou 5 years ago

Another hell-God universe! Those have nothing but downsides.

DC_12 11 years ago

Why I am going to work if I will not work anymore?

unimportant 9 years ago

that won’t give you any free time at all

mrperson420 11 years ago

"You can have free time with your friends too" "doing that would take all your life with constant trajectory changes" downside destroys the point of the upside.

Swagrplayz 9 years ago

Wut??😑🤔 😐🔫

asdguy00 12 years ago

Nuke it, bitches(Zerg rash,kekekekekekeke)

oliver2511 10 years ago

Work could be fun

kda 6 years ago

i will fucking laser you

pheonicgod 11 years ago

wow so bad site owner/admin pls take question off

Theonlyone 6 months ago

I wonder if the people in these comments are still alive

^-^ BUTTONS!!!! 11 years ago

*uses money to pay scientists to do it for me*

TheOneTEM 8 years ago

I will never have to work so I don't have to change trajectory of that comet

magikman246 11 years ago

Most cause idk what d20 is

M00nlght 9 years ago

*scoffs* I only wish to spend my years with someone few are familiar with, because they first need a skyrim they can mod. I will also say this: If you have a skyrim you can mod - be it on a PC it it be SE (or both) Then look for a mod called "INIGO"

twokneedgiraffe 9 years ago

jUST GO TO WORK

Gldgood 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]