Is everyone just gonna comment on Medusa? Sure her sisters didn't get the petrification, but you don't have the auto-defence hair. Whole thing screams Percy Jackson though (the dude that used a phone for a mirror and put sunglasses on her decapitated head).
Ultramarine18 days ago
Not the movies...
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bailybailybailybaily10 years ago
omg that actually sounds so cool...
Teacher: TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES NOW!!!
Me: FINE! *Fucking turns them to stone*
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Alex Gulakiw13 years ago
best defense ever. oh you wanna fight me bitch?! ok just let me take these sunglasses off.
Medusa was beautiful enough that Poseidon dated her, but because of the situation Athena cursed her so no mortal shall ever see her beauty and live, also turning her hair into poisonous snakes (some games/movies give her a snake tail).
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You use sunglasses. You are now the most beautiful person on the planet and you look cool! You're welcome
MEEET10211 years ago
good
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MANLYBONES9 years ago
"YOU" DOESN'T HAVE ANY I"S
PROBLEM SOLVED
BOOM
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VY CMa11 years ago
kill everyone already
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Summertime9 years ago
No downside
Wear sunnies
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llots ffej11 years ago
I know everyone probably already said this, but...Medusa?
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Pittypat101010101010 years ago
This is medusa. Seriously the athena made her that way
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Maimai12 years ago
Pfff I'm already the most beautiful person on the planet
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ImFriendly5 years ago
so basically i could become gojo with sunglasses, yeah seems like an easy choice
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ScissorBlood diane pie10 years ago
A gorgon?....no thx i dont wanna hiss evritime i say "s" even tou its kinda attractive in female gorgons.....
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TLotR10 years ago
Scoop out own eyes, immediately melt them into piles of goo and get cybernetic eyes.
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Souñd Wâve13 years ago
So basically Medusa, but attractive? Hmm... nah...
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BaconHairWomanFur7 years ago
*closes eyes* CHEAT CODE NOT SMART MOTHA FUCKA ACTIVATED
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TheCreatorOfTheUniverse11 years ago
That means I'm Medusa?
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Stantonsmash33311 years ago
What if you look in a mireor???????
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Creeperkiller20008 years ago
So, Medusa?
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Zacattac11 years ago
i would rather turn them to ashes with my awesomeness
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Melite9 years ago
I"ve always wanted prescription sunglasses.
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I Ended Up in This Website11 years ago
Sex with sunglasses.
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bloppityblop10 years ago
just wear sunglasses.
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Laura Pettinger13 years ago
what is the point of beauty if it costs so much. and whos view of beauty are we using
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goku12345678910 years ago
So I would be a male medusa. Sweetness
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Kittengal5911 years ago
Sunglasses
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SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
sunglasses
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Random Arsenal fan10 years ago
Contact lenses
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Loopholez2358 years ago
Wear sunglasses and take them off when you are in a fight
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tdbechtel122311 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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CallAnAmbulam6 years ago
I'll be out here looking like Stevie Wonder
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Qbone11 years ago
So become medusa.YES!!!!!
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jws5150311 years ago
no school yes hahahah bitches
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Ryan Swadley13 years ago
wear goggles
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That-Norwegian-weirdo9 years ago
So basically I"d be a beautiful medusa without the snakes and all the "creepy" stuff????
Katt84169 years ago
i would say awesome stuff but that"s just me
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dahmanner11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five
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