Since most animals are about 70% water I can make the animal 70% alive
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Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
technically bacteria etc. are also small animals, and since there are MILLIONS of these little motherfuckers it's most likely that one of these things die instead of some animal you notice
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AnyaSingh7 years ago
Bacteria.....
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JbirdL10 years ago
WTF NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER EVER
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CARR748 years ago
If mosquitoes and other harmful small animals are in my house, they are in my possession, so they would die
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Esolitos MrWolf Marlon12 years ago
...and what if I don't have animals?!
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tsukithepotato7 years ago
*buys saint Bernard*
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ShadowFyre32710 years ago
Define possess. They are their own.
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clw239 years ago
all the pests in my house die
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Jeanne Richard12 years ago
D: Hell no! I love my babies!
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Gencarlo montane9 years ago
Then just don't get an animal
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DriverJoe9 years ago
Oh no, not my cockroaches!
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jackohans53 years ago
Still an ability worth having, just hopefully I"d never have to use it.
Here"s something interesting: people are like 75% water
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3138 years ago
I don't have a pet... soooooooooooo...
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Orangegal10 years ago
No. I love my dog
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AsuraShun6 years ago
I don't have any pets
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Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago
I don't have a small animal, I have three dogs but they're not small, so no downside.
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Razec8 years ago
I will have pig pet... bacon
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Alex Hernandez12 years ago
No small animals in my possession. Win. * ^*
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NoJaDu9 years ago
Define small. If my dog is small, then no. If my dog isn't, then yes.
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Proteun9 years ago
I'll just get a big pot of ants.
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Dr. HerpaDerp9 years ago
I don't own any small animals.
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MRSLYER8267 years ago
I have a pet common cold so win win
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AnyMoose10 years ago
No animals owned then. BOOM
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JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
I have never had a pet, so no downside 🙌
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ComradeChase7 years ago
I don’t have any small pets or any pets at all
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AndHisNameIsJOHNCENA!10 years ago
I can just give them to my parents and I would not own them
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Selfeating9 years ago
What does it mean to "control water"??
To own a faucet?
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loopholes are great9 years ago
buy a million goldfish.
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Samirah11 years ago
Number of small animals in possession: 0. Number of F*cks I therefore give give: 0
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