Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

One word, "bestiality". :D

Noella Hill 10 years ago

*distant Asexual laughter*

MaddieCitrus 4 years ago

*distant AroAce laughter*

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Gayashellll 11 years ago

I'm Asexual so okay

Babbidy 5 years ago

asexual gang

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MrGurk 2 years ago

I'll literally be an animal in bed

sonimcrine 7 months ago

sybau

minimegaman090 2 years ago

who needs sex when when this is cool as shit

Inga_Otaku 10 years ago

haha this is just a win win for us asexual people

Starsinthesky 5 years ago

Please stop being rude to people. What’s wrong if they just want to share their experiences?

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TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

Why so many sexual buttons? If sex is mentioned at all, I don't press the button

Avacado1234 9 years ago

*Asexuals laughing*

freckledstars 8 years ago

Asexuals are just a wolf pack in the forest.

Hparry 11 years ago

you could turn into something small and explore other "sexual" posibilitys ;-)

PeterSenior 10 years ago

Yeah, like Zeus in greek mythology!

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Philipp Kirchner 13 years ago

"Seriously, I'm an animal in bed"

Lepidobatrachus-laevis 5 years ago

*laughes in corkscrew duck dick*

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Martsy 9 years ago

To all the assholes who start bugging people who say they"re ace: fuck off. Asexuals have the right to make a joke and you shouldn't be so awful about it. We just want to have fun, why the fuck would you have to come and start making us feel bad? Can you p... [Show full comment]

Zik last year

Holy god its not that deep

SentinelSam 9 years ago

Just turn into a evolved human with improved "assets"

Pandalf_Darwin 3 years ago

or an elf. maybe a vampire: the masquerade vampire, thos are hot as fuck

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Breadstick 10 years ago

Humans are animals

LuliChi 9 years ago

I Love this questions where the downside is like "no more sex" I can hear the asexual laugh in the distance.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

by having this power you are no longer truly human. worst comes to worse, furries are happy.

M4thDJ 9 years ago

BazzaGazza?

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bananabunny999 8 years ago

jokes on you im asexual

Maypaws 5 years ago

I see no downside here.

Loopiloop 11 years ago

Is the slime-tentacle-monster from that totally random hentai an animal,too?

TovarischLenin 5 years ago

are Nekos animals?

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creepyanimetrash 10 years ago

*Asexually laughs*

Gredias 11 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

Cathrope 10 years ago

When I said I was a tiger in bed, I mean it.

Your-local-lesbian 9 years ago

Define sex,,,, because... um

Pandalf_Darwin 3 years ago

you could become a fantasy race and not even have to ask those questions

Epixmlp 9 years ago

*mastrubates furiously*

GamingDude2000 8 years ago

Mastrubates? Never done that before.

a_huma_bean 9 years ago

humans are animals

Sakura553 9 years ago

This maybe bad but I think I'm okay with this

ravenfox 10 years ago

yeah i don't really do any of..... that

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

It's the 15th time I see this shifty thing

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

I am so sorry.

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magiawizard 11 years ago

LOLZ

magiawizard 11 years ago

Sorry wrong comments

McButterCup 11 years ago

So many people didn't click

Isontcareusername_TM 8 years ago

So basically the person that"s fucking me is a furry not sure how I feel with that.

fluffypow20912 9 years ago

be the slightest bit non - human that it"s not even noticeable. XD

HEHEHEHIAMAMASKEDWARRIAH 9 years ago

"Sexually looks at donkey"

Fantastik_Egg 9 years ago

So in other words I'll be a furry

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Get married and have babies before you press this button. BP

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Turn into a bird and have babies with a human before changing back to human to become the proud father/mother who cheats these kinds of STUPID questions. B(

EdgyPotato 10 years ago

So I guess furries enter my dating pool.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago

Loopholes. Shapeshift into a shapeshifter and that shapeshifters power to shapeshift into a human.

NIOIN 9 years ago

I presume it means only regular animals. So yeah, very lame.

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FlameBlaze 10 years ago

It doesn't say a real animal

VladimÃr VladimÃroviÄ Vacek 13 years ago

doesnt matter.... had snoo snoo

Hyperlordskeletus 7 years ago

Snu snu, not Snoo snoo.

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Lorne Inglis 13 years ago

bitch id be a Dolphin! Dolphins and humans are the only animals in the world that enjoy sex

LadyWolfy 9 years ago

3 meter penis... Your poor lover...

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Jack Abrams-Dyer 13 years ago

"While you're human"

Alex Ognan 13 years ago

uh, as somewhat wrong as it is, you do know there are people out there that enjoy sex with animals right? find those people and problem solved.

YoBoiWitherKing 6 years ago

"No limitations."..................That seems like a limitation to me dawg

Rjame67 10 years ago

Humans are animals too though

FroggyTheGamer 9 years ago

Eh math gad... I'm gonna be a real frog! :D

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago

I could "Turn into" another human. Humans are animals. Question assumes that I don't change when I can't have sex. Other than that, I'd be a Falcon. Flying is way better than sticking your dick in vagina.

Gazuma 11 years ago

why not pushing it? no sex? you can still fap or have sex with other animals >:D

KuziekYT last year

I don't want to be an animal, besides, does homo sapiens sapiens count? It's not a human, just a subspecies, and you'll only look a bit diffrent, as the other 5 percent is homo sapiens naendertalian( idk if i spelled this one correctly)

geek 10 years ago

I would become a Dracia, cause they can already morph whenever they want.

PurpleGingerBreadTurtle 11 years ago

How is this even a dilemma! I could be a birdy or a turtle! So many possibilities! That would be the greatest thing ever! Who needs sex anyways, it's just to make children and who likes children! Who would choose sex over the ability to be a shark and freak people swimming out!

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