you can have sex with one person of your choosing once per year
but
you can never masturbate ever again
I will not


Vaporeon10 years ago
They dont say that someone can't masturbate You

Dooderguy7 years ago
Or make a machine to do it
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bob_burgerlast year
15 9/11s

Starovoytovm.209 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
just report those spammy assholes
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AlperMalper10 years ago
I masturbate daily so no.

Traptdemon3 years ago
TMI
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lol kid9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

Madisonthedog20078 years ago
STOP CUSING

DragonEXE8 years ago
Damn you"re weak

acaciatree9 years ago
Im coming. Andy biersack

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
Omg yesss he's awesome

LeviZuli8 years ago
What does masturbate mean?

Nico410547 years ago
If you dont know i think youre too young,sooo......be happy you dont know yet, you dont want to be disturbed yet
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Derpator968 years ago
So much disease from sex tho

brezlu9 years ago
Hello darkness my old friend...

Amazing Banana9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

EmeraldOutcast 9 years ago
I wanna post that but am on the app XD

blob412310 years ago
it doesnt say you cant have sex more than that one time. you just get to choose anybody you want that once. plus someone else can masturbate you. also technically if you shove a fleshlite in the wall and fuck it you arent masturbating yourself

jaythewolf4 years ago
true

tehhypergamer10 years ago
Who needs to masturbate when you fuck someone each year?

JohnTDK9 years ago
...and also they are not say anything about how long can we sex with them !!

Sebastian Salazar12 years ago
That would break up my virginity shield, so yes.

Rachel Siegel12 years ago
FUCKITY BYE NO THANKS!!!!!! also im a girl as well and look at me.

gabbo verde 9 years ago
She's like 10
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Blossom Arnold12 years ago
im a girl...

Ksteven8 years ago
I have a boyfriend
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Dylan Lacina12 years ago
I can have sex with 1 person anytime I want anyways. If you know what I'm saying. c;

CursedxBandaidxDlast year
BITCH OFC NO(Is anyone even sitting here at 24?)

ShinHigaku9 years ago
...I... This is wrong. I have no words besides: YOUR DISGUSTING!!!!!

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago
perfect replacement

Souv10 years ago
I see so much "I'm a girl", well, what does it change ? I'm a girl, and I know you masturbate, just like everyone.

Dark_Hunter977 years ago
Sex here I come💏

DarkMCKirby10 years ago
I can do this

ZippyDoggey8 years ago
I am a child so of course I will not press the button

rullerdude10 years ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

codygames10 years ago
Dafuq

Sanjala Jelly-Rose Stojanovic12 years ago
Yukky to both. So no way.

luijj33 years ago
i mean, it"s a alternate type of masturbating.

shipqueen287 years ago
*tales my innocence, my asexuality, and my lack of knowledge and hides in a corner with them*

aspa20039 years ago
Wow 50/50

jackcatnip10 years ago
not enough sex to even consider pushing it

keatonfouch10 years ago
No my penis loves it

Jkc55511 years ago
Uhhhhh tough choice

Madisonthedog20078 years ago
You didn't even have to say the but. I"M 9 FOR CRIEING OUT LOUD!!!!!

DragonEXE8 years ago
Damn you"re weak. Dog
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Someguythatfarted10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

jaythewolf4 years ago
i will shove a fucking watermelon inside your ass if you dont shut the fuck up, its not even going to work so shut up.

wswg9 months ago
我用机器

cpmaster9 years ago
thats just WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG and disturbing

Jaxon1998964 years ago
Do they have to be real

Mr.CatJacket779 years ago
defietly

maelle2110 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

JamesCoolGuy10 years ago
Ex and secseed notices cuts cub sees sec ex sec ex xß see eeeeeeeeeeeeee

MadOrange6410 years ago
WORTH THE WAIT :D

GardevoirGirl6668 years ago
the button has been pressed and im nine

UnderstandablyIdiotic8 years ago
If you"re so young then the f@ck are you doing here?

Sephiroth988 years ago
Downside?

codygames10 years ago
Girls can masterbate to

BABeast110 years ago
ok, break my habbit for me then

Pimpkin7 years ago
I don’t even maturbate, so win-win honestly

Waffleyumboy9 years ago
No one should masturbte the downside and upside are both upside;D

JohnPariah11 years ago
I'm asexual, so I don't really want either

jarnoskill10 years ago
Hell no
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