you can have sex with one person of your choosing once per year
but
you can never masturbate ever again
I will not

Vaporeon 11 years ago
They dont say that someone can't masturbate You

Dooderguy 8 years ago
Or make a machine to do it
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Starovoytovm.20 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
just report those spammy assholes
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bob_burger 3 years ago
15 9/11s

AlperMalper 11 years ago
I masturbate daily so no.

Traptdemon 5 years ago
TMI
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lol kid 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

Madisonthedog2007 10 years ago
STOP CUSING

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Damn you"re weak

acaciatree 11 years ago
Im coming. Andy biersack

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago
Omg yesss he's awesome

LeviZuli 10 years ago
What does masturbate mean?

Nico41054 9 years ago
If you dont know i think youre too young,sooo......be happy you dont know yet, you dont want to be disturbed yet
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Derpator96 10 years ago
So much disease from sex tho

brezlu 11 years ago
Hello darkness my old friend...

Amazing Banana 11 years ago
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EmeraldOutcast 10 years ago
I wanna post that but am on the app XD

blob4123 11 years ago
it doesnt say you cant have sex more than that one time. you just get to choose anybody you want that once. plus someone else can masturbate you. also technically if you shove a fleshlite in the wall and fuck it you arent masturbating yourself

jaythewolf 5 years ago
true

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
Who needs to masturbate when you fuck someone each year?

JohnTDK 11 years ago
...and also they are not say anything about how long can we sex with them !!

Sebastian Salazar 13 years ago
That would break up my virginity shield, so yes.

Rachel Siegel 13 years ago
FUCKITY BYE NO THANKS!!!!!! also im a girl as well and look at me.

gabbo verde 10 years ago
She's like 10
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Blossom Arnold 13 years ago
im a girl...

Ksteven 10 years ago
I have a boyfriend
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Dylan Lacina 13 years ago
I can have sex with 1 person anytime I want anyways. If you know what I'm saying. c;

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
It says I can have sex with a person of my choosing once a year. Does not say I can only have sex once a year.

easternhillsmiddle 11 years ago
S

Fireball 12 years ago
I don't care about masterbation. win-win

Sydrad 11 years ago
Uh. I like to relieve myself when I need to... Besides, I'd rather know that the person I'm making love to actually likes me and personally gave me permission to do it to them... Morals, learn them.

meatloave 12 months ago
A hot chick who gives me a wish ring then leaves after a good fucking.

Emil Philipp Krogh Ellitsgaard 13 years ago
Tie :-O

Casual_Bongos 10 years ago
no downside :3 i don't masturbate

TateMalone 5 years ago
its a win

Nachuito 11 years ago
Nothing i need

n8thegr8 11 years ago
My question is what's stopping me from masturbating?

3ogdy 9 years ago
Then let me empty my huge ball sack in your throat.

therandomizer 12 years ago
Goodbye virginity

EssyEks 10 years ago
I don't nasturbate to begin with. So I get good sex for a year.

Callum Walton 11 years ago
That's fucking easy. I'd rather have a sex life rather than watch porn while beating the meat and Calling it a sex life.

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago
There's no time limit

zmatthews 11 years ago
I'm masturbating right now

a12345 3 years ago
What is it said?

Toy94Chica 11 years ago
whats wrong with these people??

Gamity 8 years ago
Ummmm. Wut doss fat mwean mwommy? Mom: Well fu-

Untedbear 11 years ago
Make it last the whole year.

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
Nah. ._.

easternhillsmiddle 11 years ago
I already masterbate

AmadeusIam 12 years ago
Must not fap.

Boyguybrodude 11 years ago
I am 10. WHYYY

jgirl 11 years ago
Me ten to stop this mess with s..s..sex ewwww
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Baxter Dick 13 years ago
o no i not do *cum spew on screen*

NewtScamander69 10 years ago
EDDIE REDMAYNE I"M COMING

Adumas 4 years ago
Im asexual so no im not gonna press this anyway

Loganicai 11 years ago
I see no downside.

MrButtface 11 years ago
F*CK YEAH!

Calmdown8 11 years ago
I press the buton

Mr.Brownstone 11 years ago
I pressed the button because the ability to not masturbate would give the motivitation to pick up bitches.

asdguy00 12 years ago
Ewwww people pressing no

Mettaton_NEO 10 years ago
I REFUSE
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