You become Superman.
but
You're always beaten by Spiderman.
I will not


Siegheil889 years ago
Superman is gay

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
he might be. he"s still pretty closeted.
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dhshcsn8 years ago
spider man is from marvel and superman is from DC comics. they"re from a different universe, so i think i should be safe.

Keigan Russell12 years ago
they don't exist in the same universe, i think im safe

AF7 years ago
They"re was a crossover between the universes once.
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JuicyBits9 years ago
Batman motherfuckers

Bobcob6667 years ago
Separate comic universes= no trouble from Spidey

DesertEagle7 years ago
Spider-Man beating me up from a different universe?

DangGal2048 years ago
see no downside at all no in same universe

ShadyahWilliams8 years ago
what does spiderman have kriptinight?

Bobcob6667 years ago
U speled kryptonite wrong

Andrew Byrne12 years ago
I have already been designated as Spiderman before. Therefore, the only one who can beat me is myself.

sayuka-inokaru4 years ago
smort
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Marcos Castillo12 years ago
Become friends whit spiderman, BEST DUO EVER!

CenaCentury8 years ago
Yesź§śšşś§š

Zaqinabox10 years ago
I see no problem here.

Humanity-is-fd-up-bo8 years ago
Super man sucks though

Humanity-is-fd-up-bo8 years ago
I"d rather be gohan

salchipapa9 years ago
But i am in love with spiderman omg

Lzke7 years ago
I can take that. Spiderman is cool

ThisGuyHasAlongerNameThanAguyWithAveryLongName8 years ago
Superman is hella fucking ugly and looks gay so... HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Moltenhero2 years ago
Oh well. My ego may be inflated but i can deal with it

Rexibous9 years ago
jfajkfha

Emily Beck12 years ago
It would be an honor to get beaten by spiderman.

Aserthreto4 years ago
Just don’t fight Spider-Man.

deathloler9 years ago
superman is a cheater he has no weekness not even kryptonite and he can do any thing its tru he aint week to kryptonite after a few movies i meen he becomes stronger and stronger/more ressistant to kryptonite

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago
so basically,the mravel and d.c. universes combine to become amalgam comics.

WryGoat9 years ago
Spiderman is my bro, though. We just wouldn't fight.

ackbarfan55569 years ago
Hey, he's a good sport. We can hang out afterwards.

DreamCat7 years ago
Just tell everyone I let him win

Kregorxbox9 years ago
Maybe spiderman got krptonite

CruelLava9 years ago
convince the presidient to kill him

RoboDragonGaming7 years ago
im sorry. what type of logic are you using?

Gregottorry7 years ago
What logic?!

ELI2FLY77311 years ago
I would blow up the earth before I got beaten by superman,plus they are not in the same universe!Spiderman is Marvel universe Superman is DC universe

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
Spiderman FTW

CACALOCA9 years ago
Superman Sucks

Fatdude08014 years ago
Marvel is Spider-Man man and super man is DC and Superman sucks and spider man is awesome

golden9 years ago
i can just kill hem

lolrainbowdash9 years ago
I dont like superheroes, plus id rather be black widow

danny_6366265 years ago
I will just not mess with him

TJFire9 years ago
Superman?lame, black panther ftw

Timelypat8 years ago
Superman is DC and Spiderman is Marvel. Superman defends Metropolis and Spiderman "defends" New York City. They don't co-exist with each other. They don't even share the same city.

M3TR010 years ago
Y may be beaten by spiderman but i would Get the shit out of everyone else

Derpydy8 years ago
This doesn't make any sense

POKEMANER_319 years ago
ok lets see im batman, superman, and spiderman.

ZoeTheGamer8 years ago
Hire someone else to kill Spiderman.

Poofnuggetlast year
You don't want me as Superman.

LUKUS0459 years ago
I would not want to be worse than that stupid ass Spiderman!

Boopbleep7 years ago
I DONT WANNA GET SMACKED BY SPIDERMAN 😭😭😭

Emily Bazewicz12 years ago
i would be awesome and kick spiderman's butt before he beat me!!! plus i would make him fall in love with me so that he couldnt beat me!!! haha (im weird)

OliveInky4 years ago
Why am I fighting spiderman tho?

CassieRizzo1299 years ago
i dont like superman so nope. IM A BATMAN FAN!

BenjaminRockstar7 years ago
I just nuke spiderman

Fushur8 years ago
Well with the powers they wield it"s totaly impossible for Spiderman to beat Superman but lets go with the plot here. Oh btw. still can hire ppl to kill of Peter Parker and rule world after that

Potato_masher9 years ago
Spiderman is lazy. his webs are fake

GreenPhoenix7 years ago
SPIDER MAN IS BETTER ANYWAYS!
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