You become Superman.
but
You're always beaten by Spiderman.
I will not

Siegheil88 11 years ago
Superman is gay

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
he might be. he"s still pretty closeted.
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dhshcsn 10 years ago
spider man is from marvel and superman is from DC comics. they"re from a different universe, so i think i should be safe.

Keigan Russell 13 years ago
they don't exist in the same universe, i think im safe

AF 9 years ago
They"re was a crossover between the universes once.
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JuicyBits 10 years ago
Batman motherfuckers

Bobcob666 8 years ago
Separate comic universes= no trouble from Spidey

DesertEagle 9 years ago
Spider-Man beating me up from a different universe?

DangGal204 9 years ago
see no downside at all no in same universe

ShadyahWilliams 10 years ago
what does spiderman have kriptinight?

Bobcob666 8 years ago
U speled kryptonite wrong

Andrew Byrne 13 years ago
I have already been designated as Spiderman before. Therefore, the only one who can beat me is myself.

sayuka-inokaru 5 years ago
smort
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Marcos Castillo 13 years ago
Become friends whit spiderman, BEST DUO EVER!

CenaCentury 10 years ago
Yesź§śšşś§š

Roman29938484 6 years ago
Different universe dummy

horrible person 11 years ago
"Hey, Batman, this spider guy keeps bothering me, can you take care of him? Thanks!"

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
What if ypu befriend spiderman?

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
what.

Migdin1 9 years ago
It is okay, they never said that he wanted to beat me, only that he can beat me, always...

The-Inquisitor 11 years ago
As a Marvel fan this question was beautifully easy.

cmament 8 years ago
i would be depressed if I got beaten by the weakest superhero ever

NyneKikyo 11 years ago
I hate both those bastards.

olvvvvlo 11 years ago
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Sea89898 8 years ago
I’m a girl not a boy

Lzke 8 years ago
Then you"re just Supergirl...

Hell-has-wifi 12 years ago
It would be my pleasure to be beaten by Spider-Man

MegaPig2603 10 years ago
Im a girl

Mlg420Noescope 9 years ago
But Spider-Man is Marvel. Dc comics is Superman. So you would be safe

Mark Rogachevski 13 years ago
the gadgets of batman: even superman's your bitch

SuperSloth 10 years ago
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Shnx 4 years ago
spider man isn't real stupid

Rexibous 11 years ago
fhadhf f

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
just don't fight him, ez

MaxDamage 6 years ago
i mean i want for everyone to know that"s spiderman is better then super man so im fine with this

tomyyboyy88 11 years ago
FUCK SUPERMAN

abcDEAF 9 years ago
Ehm DC is not Marvel

densch 8 years ago
I dont care. I become superman. What would I care about some spiderman? he doesnt have cryonite so I dont care

Cabamsoo 11 years ago
Why would you pick a fight with Spiderman?

bxonexo 10 years ago
two bad, batmans my fav

Holy 11 years ago
Duuuuuudes they already made a comic with SUPERMAN VC SPIDERMAN.

Internetz 10 years ago
Oh that is just SAD! I be Batman thank you.

stove last year
spiderman doesn't exist in the DC universe sooooo...

Johnzilla2322 11 years ago
so what, I don't care.

Koishi 9 years ago
Yo

Maggie 12 years ago
Superman is lame. I want to be Spiderman.

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Pika Girl 11 years ago
No, I want to be spidergirl not supergirl!

POKEMANER_31 11 years ago
you become spiderMAN!

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
depression already beat me

Butt0n Pusher 10 years ago
I just won't fight Spiderman

JaneSmith 9 years ago
I dont like either of those, im a girl, can i be Wonder women?

Mr.epicderp3322 11 years ago
I don't get this

TheOOOF 6 years ago
I will just ask someone to beat the Spiderman for me

Mr. Beirne 11 years ago
All I have to do is not fight spiderman...

DemMuffinz 11 years ago
I don't wanna be humiliated...

NikaQavtaradze 8 years ago
I'm spidey"s fan, I was grown up on his movies and cartoons 😍😍😍
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