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You become the next Jesus and can cure the world of most of its problems.
but
You will get persecuted, tortured and killed by Jews (Embarrassing)
Next


SF1NX CZ9 years ago
Just bring Hitler back to life, he will take care of that problem.

leixing3 months ago
卐!!! 纳粹!
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sovietchicken8 years ago
Hey you want to hear a secret (jesus was Jewish)

SigmaSupreme23 days ago
Not worth it

Magickat9 years ago
I love Jesus and I'd like to help the world, buuutt.... i'm only human.

Nosaj9 years ago
Right! The fact that Jesus is God is kind of a big detail.

skittleboy8 years ago
that"s racist

DontPressButton8 years ago
Well, Jesus was never embarrassed, and he did die on the cross for our sins, and he did come back from the dead.

AF7 years ago
@LEGOsrs7 Harry didn't die. He was just unconscious about half a second.
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Darkiplier6669 years ago
Hell NO! Fuck that! I'm not pressing that button! Never in a million years!

IsThisOriginal6 years ago
Same

TerensuhackerX9 years ago
You motherfucker how dare you describe the death of Jesus as'Embarrassing' !

Panko122 years ago
Maybe humiliating is a more appropriate word as death on a cross was described as a humiliating death in the Bible
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Agnes Stöhr12 years ago
FUCK YOU to the one who came up with this. YOU FUCKING ANTISEMITIST, I wish you the world's worst. Seriously.

Emerald_Time2 years ago
Yeah, Seriously.
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Natanm17 years ago
I'm doing the right thing, who cares if I die

God7077 years ago
Jews arent like that! T_T They wont kill such a great person!

BunnyLoverGirl8 years ago
It"s worth it. 🙏🏼

ASAEDRIS8 years ago
you cant go off and make fun of the bible like that! you know what... im done with this site for a day

jkmc12058 years ago
Do I come back to life?

Karis8 years ago
Whatever, I pushed the button. I don't care if I'm prosecuted by jews or by romans, like the original Jesus.

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago
GOD DAMN JEWS

ib8u9 years ago
Call Hitler

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
there is only 1 son of the most high God;Christ Jesus king of king,lord of lords.

LedgendaryDoge9 years ago
i'd sacrifice. lol.

Smexyunicorn9 years ago
That With the jewishthing is just mean .-.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
so basically repeat history with the first one then?

ProStudios9 years ago
What if I cure the Jews....?

Zion Burns 9 years ago
That's what jesus did and they still betrayed him, called him names and tried to stone him according to the new testament

Jake Delano12 years ago
I'll gladly put myself in harm for the greater good of others :)

Jonnytilson8 years ago
Shut up nerd
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Shane Levesque12 years ago
Jesus was Jewish

AF7 years ago
@HufflepuffsArePartivularyGoodFinders I live in Israel and most of us are white. Israel isn't that close to the equator.
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Rachael Snider12 years ago
Pssst. It was the Romans who crucified Jesus. And since it was what He was meant to do anyway, it's sort of a moot point.

Mikeymorphine929 years ago
I thought the Romans were suppose to do it, then chickened out so the Jews ended up killing him
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Qui11iam10 years ago
@Risk so was Jesus

JanelMalimban8 years ago
WHO WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO KILL JESUS.....AGAIN

aseetpat8 years ago
This is pretty anti-Semitic. I'm just saying.

Ghopher19 years ago
You know just because i got tortured and killed by the Jews doesn't mean that i become a laughing stock i served the world i made things better and i hope the person who made this get's what's coming to them

Anonumous7 years ago
U jewish?

Lorange73 years ago
If your jesus the. Just send them to hell

Dinothesaurus9 years ago
I don't like that it has to be Jews, why can't it just be a religious group or something like that?

Titouan8 years ago
Some people amie already press the bouton

ForYouMyWolfMoon9 years ago
this is..quite offensive..

toothlessrider5 years ago
My gay pagan ass says nah, I'll pass.

FatSasquatch10 years ago
I would risk my life for others.

Kevin0099 years ago
Wow when I go to prison I'm Jesus I'm magic so I can break the jail doors and say jail-louse

Risk10 years ago
I am a jew, plus I'd rather not be someone else entirely :T

Reichsführer8 years ago
Cure the world from JUDEN and commies. It'll be a sacrifice, almost like the 1940s

LoopHoleAnswersBOI8 years ago
very funny troll

Jon White12 years ago
it was something that was planned...not embarrassing

DogPog5 months ago
I'm an Atheist so I will just say "I will not"

Volte3 years ago
Embarrassing?

GodDammitBilly10 years ago
Noone can prove either side wrong its a perminate stale mate so we NEED a tie breaker

Ifredward8 years ago
I'm Christian and I was taught not to even attempt to be like God so no

kizzy cupcake 10 years ago
Why would god not be real? WHY? yeah an aside made this comment. Plus, god doesn't have to be real for this.

Stoodley8 years ago
That"s really racists. As well that was offensive.

ale_jk9 years ago
fuck you and problem,i can live

ejbadger10 years ago
just run the fuck away

Apollo9243 years ago
I mean if Jesus god how will I die. I immortal so I won’t die by those Jewish murders.

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