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You become the next Jesus and can cure the world of most of its problems.
but
You will get persecuted, tortured and killed by Jews (Embarrassing)
Next

SF1NX CZ 10 years ago
Just bring Hitler back to life, he will take care of that problem.

mybirdiscuteCh1nese 3 months ago
我只看到了路西法
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sovietchicken 9 years ago
Hey you want to hear a secret (jesus was Jewish)

SigmaSupreme last year
Not worth it

Magickat 10 years ago
I love Jesus and I'd like to help the world, buuutt.... i'm only human.

Nosaj 10 years ago
Right! The fact that Jesus is God is kind of a big detail.

skittleboy 9 years ago
that"s racist

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Well, Jesus was never embarrassed, and he did die on the cross for our sins, and he did come back from the dead.

AF 8 years ago
@LEGOsrs7 Harry didn't die. He was just unconscious about half a second.
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Darkiplier666 10 years ago
Hell NO! Fuck that! I'm not pressing that button! Never in a million years!

IsThisOriginal 7 years ago
Same

TerensuhackerX 11 years ago
You motherfucker how dare you describe the death of Jesus as'Embarrassing' !

Panko12 3 years ago
Maybe humiliating is a more appropriate word as death on a cross was described as a humiliating death in the Bible
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Agnes Stöhr 13 years ago
FUCK YOU to the one who came up with this. YOU FUCKING ANTISEMITIST, I wish you the world's worst. Seriously.

Emerald_Time 4 years ago
Yeah, Seriously.
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Natanm1 8 years ago
I'm doing the right thing, who cares if I die

God707 8 years ago
Jews arent like that! T_T They wont kill such a great person!

BunnyLoverGirl 9 years ago
It"s worth it. 🙏🏼

ASAEDRIS 9 years ago
you cant go off and make fun of the bible like that! you know what... im done with this site for a day

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Do I come back to life?

Karis 10 years ago
Whatever, I pushed the button. I don't care if I'm prosecuted by jews or by romans, like the original Jesus.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago
GOD DAMN JEWS

ib8u 10 years ago
Call Hitler

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
there is only 1 son of the most high God;Christ Jesus king of king,lord of lords.

LedgendaryDoge 11 years ago
i'd sacrifice. lol.

Smexyunicorn 11 years ago
That With the jewishthing is just mean .-.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
so basically repeat history with the first one then?

ProStudios 11 years ago
What if I cure the Jews....?

Zion Burns 10 years ago
That's what jesus did and they still betrayed him, called him names and tried to stone him according to the new testament

Jake Delano 13 years ago
I'll gladly put myself in harm for the greater good of others :)

Jonnytilson 9 years ago
Shut up nerd
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Shane Levesque 13 years ago
Jesus was Jewish

AF 8 years ago
@HufflepuffsArePartivularyGoodFinders I live in Israel and most of us are white. Israel isn't that close to the equator.
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Rachael Snider 13 years ago
Pssst. It was the Romans who crucified Jesus. And since it was what He was meant to do anyway, it's sort of a moot point.

Mikeymorphine92 10 years ago
I thought the Romans were suppose to do it, then chickened out so the Jews ended up killing him
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BlazikenZack 6 years ago
Chill agnes. Also is this revenge on germany?

TeddsterTeddycus 11 years ago
I will come back to live and kill him

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago
Note the "most" and this has no upsides because negative effect...

RedLordBoss 10 years ago
I don't have a religion so this dose not apply to

jshaw71 11 years ago
Why not? I just hope I can measure up to the man...

Oddsout 8 years ago
IM JESUS

gameengine 11 years ago
#doesnotbelieveingod

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago
Wasn't Jesus middle eastern?

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago
(just to clarify, I'm not being racist, I'm just not middle eastern).

TheRealKimKardashian 10 years ago
GUYS THATS INCREDIBLEY RACIST!!! like it wouldnt be that bad but then they add "by Jews" and Embarrasing?!! like rude!!!

HeilKEK 9 years ago
Well Jews are one of the problems, so there won't be anyone left to harm me!

FadorAxo 5 years ago
Why specifically... And how would it be embarrassing?

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago
Im an aitheist but I'll bring truth to all who care to listen and i won't surrender without a fight so I'll be an omen of true truth

Qui11iam 11 years ago
@Risk so was Jesus

JanelMalimban 10 years ago
WHO WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO KILL JESUS.....AGAIN

Anonumous 9 years ago
U jewish?

aseetpat 10 years ago
This is pretty anti-Semitic. I'm just saying.

Ghopher1 11 years ago
You know just because i got tortured and killed by the Jews doesn't mean that i become a laughing stock i served the world i made things better and i hope the person who made this get's what's coming to them

Lorange7 4 years ago
If your jesus the. Just send them to hell

Dinothesaurus 11 years ago
I don't like that it has to be Jews, why can't it just be a religious group or something like that?

toothlessrider 6 years ago
My gay pagan ass says nah, I'll pass.

FatSasquatch 11 years ago
I would risk my life for others.

Titouan 9 years ago
Some people amie already press the bouton

ForYouMyWolfMoon 10 years ago
this is..quite offensive..

Reichsführer 10 years ago
Cure the world from JUDEN and commies. It'll be a sacrifice, almost like the 1940s

Kevin009 11 years ago
Wow when I go to prison I'm Jesus I'm magic so I can break the jail doors and say jail-louse

Risk 11 years ago
I am a jew, plus I'd rather not be someone else entirely :T
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