Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

I know this is a basic ass answer, but I could just divorce the person I married straight afterwards. Unlimited money and no husband/wife sounds like heaven to me ;D

Javongod 5 years ago

Buy a hit man to kill them in a slow painful death ☠️ and them buy a super lawyer out there : V

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

"You want to come to the beach,too ?" "Okay." -flying into the desert- "Wait here, I have to do something." Never come again. RIP Bieber

DragonEXE 10 years ago

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Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago

anyone ever heard of killing ones spouse and hiring the worlds best lawyer with your unlimited cash?

Hyltran 3 years ago

I’m in Sweden 🇸🇪 and there’s almost no punishments for crimes here. You get out in less than five years if you commit first degree manslaughter.

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TheRationalist 9 years ago

Hire a hitman with said unlimited money

Elbo 11 years ago

I hate Kim Kardashian

Niggakiller 2 years ago

I hate niggℯrs.

Mammajuju 8 years ago

I don't hate anybody so...FREE MONEY

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Freak

daking38 11 years ago

Divorce

MilesJeevas 8 years ago

Lawlight....

Kieran Walker 13 years ago

make their life hell. i can hire people to harrass them all day long, have them kidnapped and dumped in a random foriegn country. forcing them to endure hardships to get home. sounds fun, i

ZacStanley 9 years ago

Well... That escalated quickly

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LucarioAura 9 years ago

Buy them a small house with your unlimited money. Make sure that it is as far away from you as possible.

the-idiot 9 years ago

nah i already have infinite cash from being infertile

SierraSierra 9 years ago

Divorce 😂😂

Con 9 years ago

Hillary Clinton...even i can't stay a pacifist any longer.

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Time to find a hit man

thegirlwholived 10 years ago

Nope nope nope nope

Hzz 10 years ago

I could not be married to Hitler. Plus If I was it would raise a few questions, because either I would raise the dead, or it would be a dead body I would be married too. Meaning it would be illegal.

James Hegwer 13 years ago

divorce is a quick option

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

It is

Alix Newbill 13 years ago

kill them pay off the court system keep your unlimited money

Donald Ng 13 years ago

lesson 1: dont marry justin bieber

PrettyUndeniable 7 years ago

Divorce? I mean, you can afford it.

Unicorn111 11 years ago

You could torture them...

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Hire someone to rape them.

TheColorsOfGame 11 years ago

Divorce. It's the right way

Zzzzzzzzombie 10 years ago

I'm not even 18...

GoogleSlayStore 11 years ago

I love my girlfriend toooo much to marry a homophobic asshole

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

Just kill them???

SSJ3Adean 11 years ago

Divorce?

Kingstonious 4 years ago

Couldn’t we just be technically married without king together or ever interacting?

Theniceman 10 years ago

buy a new partner... duh

Stonestar 12 years ago

I can buy the service of a hit man then there problem solved

Cerr6363 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy : NO Girl : Do you want to be with me forever? Boy : NO. Girl : Would you cry if I walked away? Boy : NO. She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm. Boy : Your not pret... [Show full comment]