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chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

I know this is a basic ass answer, but I could just divorce the person I married straight afterwards. Unlimited money and no husband/wife sounds like heaven to me ;D

Javongod 5 years ago

Buy a hit man to kill them in a slow painful death ☠️ and them buy a super lawyer out there : V

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

"You want to come to the beach,too ?" "Okay." -flying into the desert- "Wait here, I have to do something." Never come again. RIP Bieber

DragonEXE 10 years ago

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Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago

anyone ever heard of killing ones spouse and hiring the worlds best lawyer with your unlimited cash?

Hyltran 3 years ago

I’m in Sweden 🇸🇪 and there’s almost no punishments for crimes here. You get out in less than five years if you commit first degree manslaughter.

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TheRationalist 9 years ago

Hire a hitman with said unlimited money

Elbo 11 years ago

I hate Kim Kardashian

Niggakiller 2 years ago

I hate niggℯrs.

Mammajuju 8 years ago

I don't hate anybody so...FREE MONEY

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Freak

daking38 11 years ago

Divorce

MilesJeevas 8 years ago

Lawlight....

Kieran Walker 13 years ago

make their life hell. i can hire people to harrass them all day long, have them kidnapped and dumped in a random foriegn country. forcing them to endure hardships to get home. sounds fun, i

ZacStanley 9 years ago

Well... That escalated quickly

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LucarioAura 9 years ago

Buy them a small house with your unlimited money. Make sure that it is as far away from you as possible.

the-idiot 9 years ago

nah i already have infinite cash from being infertile

SierraSierra 9 years ago

Divorce 😂😂

Con 9 years ago

Hillary Clinton...even i can't stay a pacifist any longer.

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Time to find a hit man

thegirlwholived 10 years ago

Nope nope nope nope

Hzz 10 years ago

I could not be married to Hitler. Plus If I was it would raise a few questions, because either I would raise the dead, or it would be a dead body I would be married too. Meaning it would be illegal.

James Hegwer 13 years ago

divorce is a quick option

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

It is

Alix Newbill 13 years ago

kill them pay off the court system keep your unlimited money

Donald Ng 13 years ago

lesson 1: dont marry justin bieber

C1M1P6E02 10 years ago

Does not say anything about not being able to get a divorce

shadouraion 11 years ago

um just dont go near them who said you need to be close

toothlessrider 6 years ago

So, I have to marry Pence? Shit. I killing his sorry ass.

Tbonz86 10 years ago

What if instead of killing them, you just took away all their papers (social security, id's, credit card info...) and sent them to a third world country? Not like they'd be able to come back and you could just say they disappeared... I'm sure there is some... [Show full comment]

Its_CX 9 years ago

Kill him. Hire a lawyer. Win the case. Go do anything.

CorruptedFoxy 11 years ago

K. Get a divorce. Duh!

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

Divorce them, pay alimony, go your separate ways, ???, profit

iForgotHowToHuman 11 years ago

Divorce ppl easy

Panifex 9 years ago

Divorce

Endgame 11 years ago

ill just pay him to go away

joseph_____Stalin 3 years ago

simplie dislike everyone and no one will be with u for long

LaserNika 10 years ago

The Thing ist I'm yet rich :D

deathwishkid 12 years ago

But I don't hate anyone...

Tim_is_love_Tim_is_life 9 years ago

I see no downside, I could just kill them, or torture them, so.... I'm good.

Lymle 11 years ago

I AM NOT MARRING MY WORST ENEMY IN SCHOOL!!!!

heatfromfire 5 years ago

*angry aromantic noises*

smartie 10 years ago

Id just kill them because I'm rich and should by a machine gun

Lauren Michaela Evans 13 years ago

I may be married to them, but that doesn't mean I have to ever see them! Just be like "yeahhhh, I'm moving elsewhere and going to technically cheat on you a LOT"

Yoshi711 9 years ago

Get a prine up and then divorce them

nightrider10 11 years ago

Just divorce

mommymilkers 6 years ago

yay i"d be the hot divorced dilf of my dreams

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic 10 years ago

Ok money is best

Estefy M Nie 13 years ago

why would i want to share the money in the first place?

magicalwizard81 9 years ago

what if the person you hate the most is sexy?

OGDE01 9 years ago

They said nothing about divorce... or murder.

atchooouuuum 11 years ago

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Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Hire someone to rape them.

TheColorsOfGame 11 years ago

Divorce. It's the right way

Zzzzzzzzombie 10 years ago

I'm not even 18...

GoogleSlayStore 11 years ago

I love my girlfriend toooo much to marry a homophobic asshole

PrettyUndeniable 7 years ago

Divorce? I mean, you can afford it.

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