Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic10 months ago

I know this is a basic ass answer, but I could just divorce the person I married straight afterwards. Unlimited money and no husband/wife sounds like heaven to me ;D

Pyoro11 months ago

People who hate themselves:

Javongod3 years ago

Buy a hit man to kill them in a slow painful death ☠️ and them buy a super lawyer out there : V

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

"You want to come to the beach,too ?" "Okay." -flying into the desert- "Wait here, I have to do something." Never come again. RIP Bieber

DragonEXE8 years ago

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TheRationalist7 years ago

Hire a hitman with said unlimited money

Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago

anyone ever heard of killing ones spouse and hiring the worlds best lawyer with your unlimited cash?

Hyltran2 years ago

I’m in Sweden 🇸🇪 and there’s almost no punishments for crimes here. You get out in less than five years if you commit first degree manslaughter.

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Elbo9 years ago

I hate Kim Kardashian

Niggakiller4 months ago

I hate niggℯrs.

Mammajuju7 years ago

I don't hate anybody so...FREE MONEY

Niggakiller4 months ago

Freak

daking389 years ago

Divorce

MilesJeevas7 years ago

Lawlight....

LucarioAura7 years ago

Buy them a small house with your unlimited money. Make sure that it is as far away from you as possible.

the-idiot7 years ago

nah i already have infinite cash from being infertile

SierraSierra7 years ago

Divorce 😂😂

Con8 years ago

Hillary Clinton...even i can't stay a pacifist any longer.

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Time to find a hit man

Kieran Walker12 years ago

make their life hell. i can hire people to harrass them all day long, have them kidnapped and dumped in a random foriegn country. forcing them to endure hardships to get home. sounds fun, i

ZacStanley8 years ago

Well... That escalated quickly

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thegirlwholived9 years ago

Nope nope nope nope

Hzz9 years ago

I could not be married to Hitler. Plus If I was it would raise a few questions, because either I would raise the dead, or it would be a dead body I would be married too. Meaning it would be illegal.

James Hegwer12 years ago

divorce is a quick option

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

It is

Alix Newbill12 years ago

kill them pay off the court system keep your unlimited money

Donald Ng12 years ago

lesson 1: dont marry justin bieber

Tim_is_love_Tim_is_life8 years ago

I see no downside, I could just kill them, or torture them, so.... I'm good.

Lymle9 years ago

I AM NOT MARRING MY WORST ENEMY IN SCHOOL!!!!

heatfromfire3 years ago

*angry aromantic noises*

smartie9 years ago

Id just kill them because I'm rich and should by a machine gun

Lauren Michaela Evans12 years ago

I may be married to them, but that doesn't mean I have to ever see them! Just be like "yeahhhh, I'm moving elsewhere and going to technically cheat on you a LOT"

Yoshi7117 years ago

Get a prine up and then divorce them

nightrider109 years ago

Just divorce

mommymilkers4 years ago

yay i"d be the hot divorced dilf of my dreams

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago

Ok money is best

Estefy M Nie12 years ago

why would i want to share the money in the first place?

magicalwizard817 years ago

what if the person you hate the most is sexy?

OGDE018 years ago

They said nothing about divorce... or murder.

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Kittenlover1017 years ago

Hire someone to rape them.

TheColorsOfGame9 years ago

Divorce. It's the right way

Zzzzzzzzombie8 years ago

I'm not even 18...

GoogleSlayStore10 years ago

I love my girlfriend toooo much to marry a homophobic asshole

PrettyUndeniable6 years ago

Divorce? I mean, you can afford it.

Unicorn1119 years ago

You could torture them...

Kingstonious3 years ago

Couldn’t we just be technically married without king together or ever interacting?

Theniceman8 years ago

buy a new partner... duh

Stonestar10 years ago

I can buy the service of a hit man then there problem solved

Cerr63639 years ago

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