Just hire him as a bodyguard or just become acquainted with them
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Comments9 years ago
Juat trash your bed and see the clown jump after it
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Abbey McGlashan13 years ago
I would just become friends with the clown and he can become my confident since he can never leave the side bed to tell someone.
oceanwaterpug277 years ago
Lol loophole
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Yolo_la11 years ago
Casually looks behind me to make sure there isn't a clown next to by bed.
craptron9 years ago
lol
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ShyxGengar12311 years ago
I would've pressed the button if I wasn't afraid of a clown always sitting beside my bed watching me sleep
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oldnotweak11 years ago
i will make friends with that clown and he shall be known as the harbinger of truth
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Jonny Bench11 years ago
The clown doesn't have to be wearing make up or a costume, or it could be a toy clown in which you put a box over it and can't see it, therefore it can't bother you.
Then we offend that bitch forever,don't you just love rape
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Snowwolfajj10 years ago
A clown? Can't I just kill the damn thing?
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Gearlist11 years ago
At least there'll be someone to talk to...
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Awesometiger39 years ago
Cccccrrrrreeeeeppppppyyyyyy nooooooope
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Suchtkrebs10 years ago
I will just kill the clown and done!
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GabBy91011 years ago
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Clowns are a mistake and what if he tried to rape me...
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billiam1232 years ago
What if I just don't sleep in MY bed
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MaxwellMembrino9 years ago
I don't have to sleep in a bed
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but_im_not11 years ago
HELL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NO. CLOWNS SCARE ME & THEY ARE CREEPY ASF
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Drwaffle236 years ago
If i can choose the clown id take a sexy stripper clown and be able to fuck her all day
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Z99 years ago
I'm reading It at the moment. And I'm in bed. So it was TOO scary.
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AmyWilliams10 years ago
Cool! They could burst out in ninja moves if anyone tried to kill me in my sleep, and if I didn't want it I could get a new bed.
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~War~11 years ago
Considering I had pressed the button concerning the Death Note, i could just write the clown's name in said Death Note. ^u^
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Mark234 years ago
Can I kill the clown? Or is it a sexy clown?
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jackass-monkey9 years ago
A person dressed as a clown or just a clown doll
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AmyWilliams11 years ago
That was a really hard choice, but I found a loophole. I once went to clown school so I'm a clown! Ha!
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oceanwaterpug277 years ago
Sell your bed and sleep on an extremely comfortable couch instead. No clown because no bed
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GridzbiSpudvetch10 years ago
ask him what you would need to do to make him go away
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CitrusHook57811 years ago
Just throw your bed away and sleep in a sleeping bag!
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Duckington5 years ago
LOOPHOLE: get a clown fish and have it sit next to your bed
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huling10 years ago
What if I buy a new bed
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edvin97ful11 years ago
I guess clown girls are not that bad, and it doesn't say it can't be a clown girl
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spirit_of_fire8 years ago
I have a phobia of clowns....I'll sleep on the couch then, and set my bedroom on fire
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D4RKGengar10 years ago
Shit I'll become friends with clown now I have a guard when I'm sleep xD
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GodDammitBilly11 years ago
I don't have a bed, does a recliner count
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mrcynic9 years ago
Put a sheet over the clown
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SummerBlank11 years ago
What if it is a clown-shaped jelly bean? I would just eat it up, and there would be more everyday :D
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Vovin12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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BreeB88 years ago
Befriend the clown. He"s probably just lonely and wants someone to talk to at night. It didn't mention that he wanted to rip my face off, just sit there as you sleep.
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