People will not be able to lie to you
but
There will forever be a clown sitting next to your bed
I will not

The Detective of Galifrey 11 years ago
No downside, I'm not afraid of clowns, I'd get used to it.

Hyltran 3 years ago
If you get lucky and bring a girl home this could be awkward.
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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
laughing jack doesnt want into my head.

pwninggrenades 10 years ago
He can be my bodyguard so that"s fine

Rikki4328 9 years ago
it doesn't specify what kind of clown it is. It could be a class clown. so you only have a nice, funny person next to your bed. BOOM!

Logan Belldog Beller 13 years ago
I'm not scared of them...but that is creepy

Andrew_ 4 years ago
yes
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Bantersaurus 9 years ago
Girl or boyyy? 😂

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
An attack helicopter
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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
Poor clown...

Alphachon 7 years ago
just sleep on the sofa

User555 8 years ago
No one sayd it can't be facke clown.

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
do you mean fake

SuperKirby 8 years ago
Just hire him as a bodyguard or just become acquainted with them

Comments 9 years ago
Juat trash your bed and see the clown jump after it

Abbey McGlashan 13 years ago
I would just become friends with the clown and he can become my confident since he can never leave the side bed to tell someone.

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Lol loophole

Yolo_la 11 years ago
Casually looks behind me to make sure there isn't a clown next to by bed.

craptron 9 years ago
lol

ShyxGengar123 11 years ago
I would've pressed the button if I wasn't afraid of a clown always sitting beside my bed watching me sleep

oldnotweak 11 years ago
i will make friends with that clown and he shall be known as the harbinger of truth

Jonny Bench 11 years ago
The clown doesn't have to be wearing make up or a costume, or it could be a toy clown in which you put a box over it and can't see it, therefore it can't bother you.

NJWeirdo 11 years ago
HELL NO

poseidon.rjk 10 years ago
What about The Joker or Harley Quine

Kelli Sue Connolly 13 years ago
Time to get a clown fetish... hahaha

Add Kim 13 years ago
if its gamzee deal......

SanstasticallyFriskful 11 years ago
Just make sure to give him a lot of sopor pies!

Paul Daut 13 years ago
Kill the clown

Trailman05 9 years ago
I rather not
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Amy Louise Alison Rush 13 years ago
Downside?? I have no friends anyway.

Michael Dnrx Garduño 13 years ago
what about a woman clown?

Alex77 11 years ago
Then we offend that bitch forever,don't you just love rape

Snowwolfajj 10 years ago
A clown? Can't I just kill the damn thing?

Gearlist 11 years ago
At least there'll be someone to talk to...

Awesometiger3 9 years ago
Cccccrrrrreeeeeppppppyyyyyy nooooooope

Suchtkrebs 10 years ago
I will just kill the clown and done!

GabBy910 11 years ago
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Clowns are a mistake and what if he tried to rape me...

billiam123 2 years ago
What if I just don't sleep in MY bed

MaxwellMembrino 9 years ago
I don't have to sleep in a bed

but_im_not 11 years ago
HELL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NO. CLOWNS SCARE ME & THEY ARE CREEPY ASF

Drwaffle23 6 years ago
If i can choose the clown id take a sexy stripper clown and be able to fuck her all day

Z9 9 years ago
I'm reading It at the moment. And I'm in bed. So it was TOO scary.

AmyWilliams 10 years ago
Cool! They could burst out in ninja moves if anyone tried to kill me in my sleep, and if I didn't want it I could get a new bed.

~War~ 11 years ago
Considering I had pressed the button concerning the Death Note, i could just write the clown's name in said Death Note. ^u^

Mark23 4 years ago
Can I kill the clown? Or is it a sexy clown?

jackass-monkey 9 years ago
A person dressed as a clown or just a clown doll

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
That was a really hard choice, but I found a loophole. I once went to clown school so I'm a clown! Ha!

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Sell your bed and sleep on an extremely comfortable couch instead. No clown because no bed

GridzbiSpudvetch 10 years ago
ask him what you would need to do to make him go away

CitrusHook578 11 years ago
Just throw your bed away and sleep in a sleeping bag!

Duckington 5 years ago
LOOPHOLE: get a clown fish and have it sit next to your bed

huling 10 years ago
What if I buy a new bed

edvin97ful 11 years ago
I guess clown girls are not that bad, and it doesn't say it can't be a clown girl

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
I have a phobia of clowns....I'll sleep on the couch then, and set my bedroom on fire

D4RKGengar 10 years ago
Shit I'll become friends with clown now I have a guard when I'm sleep xD

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago
I don't have a bed, does a recliner count

mrcynic 9 years ago
Put a sheet over the clown

SummerBlank 11 years ago
What if it is a clown-shaped jelly bean? I would just eat it up, and there would be more everyday :D

Vovin 12 years ago
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BreeB8 8 years ago
Befriend the clown. He"s probably just lonely and wants someone to talk to at night. It didn't mention that he wanted to rip my face off, just sit there as you sleep.
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