Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

55686 (61%) 36093 (39%)

55686 (61%) people have pressed this button, while 36093 (39%) did not.

You save your daughter from a fatal car accident in high school.

but

She goes on to a career in porn... and yes she does anal.

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Wakkadude21 11 years ago

So let me get this straight. I press this button, and a car accident happens that I save my daughter from, and then she becomes a porn star, or I don't press the button, and none of this happens.

Anshgodslasher 4 years ago

Yes .....

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Joelbutter 11 years ago

Im 11. I got no daughter

HROLFGAR 3 years ago

I'm 12.I got no daughter

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Maharid 3 years ago

This is an incredibly specific dilemma.

Corinne Marie O'Donnell 13 years ago

40% of people would rather see their daughter killed than have her do porn... wow.

Nickmick 4 years ago

Yea

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

joaquin55 10 years ago

why would you wanna turn back you stupid dragon

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Ignac Kaczmarek 13 years ago

I did not press it. I have no daughter.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Neither do I but I think it means if you ever have one.

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Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies 9 years ago

Don't press the button, and none of it happens.

Larrythefish 11 years ago

That's my girl

Nick Mallas 13 years ago

Ow yea it's way better to let her die -_-

Levi Garrett 13 years ago

I get a cut of the profits right?

Jules Antoine P. Cavada 13 years ago

I don't see a downside...

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago

no one ever said u had to do her

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Thegreatest63 9 years ago

Don't have a daughter

lukeanvar27 11 years ago

Whatever floats your boat honey

Zacattac 10 years ago

or click i will not and not have problem anyways :/

Bdog31 11 years ago

I did not press the button... I'd never let her ride with someone who could hurt her.

TheEliaminator 3 years ago

I thin that the creator made a mistake; usually, one of the things that happens is bad.

The Crackalacking Cracka Masta 10 years ago

Either way she's dead in my eyes.

The Crackalacking Cracka Masta 10 years ago

It's funny because I am a sociopath

Psycogamer666 10 years ago

How is that negative pornstars make a lot of money

GormlessGnosis 11 years ago

It's her own choice? Why would you rather your daugher DIE than working with sex? Wow....

CasualJimm 5 years ago

Daughter or step daughter?? 😏

Luna_Carrien 11 years ago

I don't have a daughter and I never will.

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

*sits down with daughter* *grabs belt* We need to talk.

Nuero 11 years ago

If you don't press the button this scenario would not exist therefore theoretically you have already saved your daughters life.

2121 12 years ago

How about I wouldn't even risk my daughter to put in a car accident so..

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

I'm 16.

duffin_13 11 years ago

Yessss she does anal

notnothuman 9 years ago

I"d fap to her

Utsukushii 11 years ago

and if shes hot i will fap to it

JoshTheScrub 10 years ago

i don't see any problems

Hoods 11 years ago

well than fuck her! she can go die in a hole!

Ambertails 11 years ago

Y'know, i hate people like you.

Drepple 9 years ago

I dont even have a daughter, any1 who calls me daddy can come

MadManMerdoc101 11 years ago

ehh good for her

killgor55 10 years ago

Oh my God who the hell cares

EliLikesButtons 8 years ago

Don't got a daughter

Acero 10 years ago

You"d rather let her die?

floricel_112 11 years ago

it's not my choice to kill her or not just learned that from blank dream

Tickster 4 years ago

I'm the one doing the anal

Celia Ace 10 years ago

Downside?

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

So what as long as she"s happy and we still watch anime together wait mabye that"s what will get her into porn o well 🙃

Ryuu 11 years ago

Yeah Id rather have her die than shame me like hell

yesmann 6 years ago

wow okay

tuputamadremelapela 11 years ago

Todos putos

tuputamadremelapela 11 years ago

Se me paro

Fierceclaws 9 years ago

If I choose not to press the button, my daughter won't get in a car accident, and she won't get into porn!

Chris ledbetter 11 years ago

If she's hot, then I'll watch and probz fap at it lol jk

Buddercart 10 years ago

They are literally the same ting

Heetrugger 10 years ago

Good job no one else has made that statement already your such a good person

asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago

and who says she's gonna drive and who says I'm gonna be married and have a kid?

Aram 11 years ago

I don't care about this question, don't have an daughther anyway...

franklin1236987 10 years ago

Id rather not press the button and my potential daughter isnt guaranteed to have that accident..

BloodMoney126 12 years ago

She's doing something in her life. Ha, puns.

YayorNay 7 years ago

If you press the button you automatically have a daughter

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