the power to heal small cut wounds!.... **gets stuck in an infinite lop of cutting and healing then cutting again** OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!
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MemeDream10 years ago
This made me laugh the minute I read it, what the fuck?
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WoodStuff8 years ago
superpower to do anything, make yourself unable to be cut and recover the cut you did
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LolJellored11 years ago
the power to have unlimited powers... ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) then use one to not be emo. ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡...[Show full comment]
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ChillyChelly10 years ago
I am already "Emo" and depressed, so whats the difference. Gimme the super power to be happy.
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Alexa19 years ago
that is me 24/7
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5sauceb11 years ago
I already do
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AlternativeDisaster9 years ago
I'm already an emo-hipster-scene-punk-otaku-alternative-potato-trashcan-noob.
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SeaGiraffe9 years ago
Can I use the power to become immortal
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Nana2824611 years ago
If you watch heroes reborn you'll know what that meant
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Sntcringe10 years ago
Power of regeneration
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PumaKiddx7 years ago
Well my superpower would be to make anyone I want have a #1 song so I just keep trying to be a successful emo rapper and make myself have every #1 song for the next 20 years making one song a year
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Magicalgirlkayla11 years ago
Sounds like blood magic to me.
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Aaron lumsden10 years ago
So im the ugliest person in my school... Nah il pass
AlternativeDisaster9 years ago
well some huans triggered
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cikle44438 years ago
i don't like cuts. unless it"s like uhhh a papercut.
cikle44438 years ago
Edit: i accidentally didn't press the button.
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AmazingRosieIsNotOnFire11 years ago
What about a paper cut?
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BawbRaws9 years ago
Didn't say how big the cut had to be. *bites down on a towel and gets a piece of fresh printer paper* Less do dis...
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Prussia11 years ago
nothing different except for powers! sweet but um sir not a good thing to create
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Nico38 years ago
Minor cut or large cut?
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axjo100811 years ago
so it´s like playing that knife where you almost cut your fingers but with regeneration?
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Cutegurl1239 years ago
I was fine until I had to cut myself.
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ihpfolauslast year
我想要的不会受到伤害
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mememan6910 years ago
what if the superpower is not ever getting injured?
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yesnohahahoe5 years ago
i mean it"s better than cutting myself for no reason
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oldnotweak10 years ago
super healing...................... oh fuck infinite loop.
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AddieHardy9 years ago
I really need that super power....
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swaggychurro8 years ago
Power of invincibility, done
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dankmemes1019 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]
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Starsguard11 years ago
As long as I can help others, why the heck not?
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L00PHo1310 years ago
I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments. I have rand out of tolerance w...[Show full comment]
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Dylzo9 years ago
I would be able to regenerate When I cut myself I just heal it because I'm regenerating
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Jtpgamertv12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Flameshot10 years ago
My superpower is that I have several superpower, one of which forces me not to cut myself. The other one is ULTIMATE TELEKINESIS.
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YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease8 years ago
PRINT A Paper of yourself and cut it :)
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TOITOIWASRIGHT11 years ago
I just want to be immortal ;)
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Hatched Ender Dragon w/ Superpowers10 years ago
*transforms into Godzilla and cuts off microscopic size of scales*
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