Will You Press The Button?

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21923 (23%) 73973 (77%)

21923 (23%) people have pressed this button, while 73973 (77%) did not.

You will always be alone

but

You will have a son to bury you

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Bagel girl :)9 years ago

What's the upside?

Gengu7 years ago

Smooth Alden Smooooooth

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Husky_Gunner9 years ago

Priest: "OK, so all the gravediggers took a sick day for... some odd reason. Who else we got?" Mortician: "Well this kid claims to be his son..." Priest: *hands shovel* "Close eenough!"

Budster5 years ago

Lol

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LOLbish10 years ago

Don't click the button and you won't be alone o-o.

Budster5 years ago

I think this button is for those who want to be alone because the upside is being alone and the downside is having a son.

capncreeper9 years ago

I dont want a be alone

Alden10147 years ago

So what

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Andi Collman12 years ago

Wait, what?

TheLucky123 years ago

Yes… why is being alone an upside exactly?

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SwagJedi9 years ago

I'll just be alone then... WITH MY CATS OF COURSE

Migdin19 years ago

They won't be there, becouse then you are not alone if you have cats

pttg9 years ago

I don't want kids.

creeper_piller279 years ago

too bad

N.H.P.10 years ago

Upside?

Migdin18 years ago

I am a horrible parent... i didnt even kniw that my son existed,

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

I got three words for you. W T F. What kind of question is this?!

KHdude9 years ago

WillYouPressTheButton.com http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/301986 This one makes more sense.

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

maybe they meant son like the big orange melt your face off son?

Blane12478 years ago

No thats the sun.

aquiadude678910 years ago

Wait, what? Sooo when you die you get a husband/wife and somehow have a son that is already strong enough to bury you?

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Adopt

Christopher Olvera12 years ago

how will you have a son when you are always alone?

TheRandomWeirdo8 years ago

HaHa

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Buttonpresser256787 years ago

WHAAAAAAAAA? 😅

hiyouhumans9 years ago

So basically John Winchester

Regularguy9 years ago

I'm guessing adoption...

Crystallized10 years ago

Uhh...

undertale love9 years ago

No hoi hoi I'm temmie

obsidiantnt10 years ago

Whats the point of this

Roxcusio10 years ago

Beeing Aline is positive?.

spegiti10 years ago

mind blown

Sara Pruner12 years ago

Is this a reference from something?

PrinceEKClast year

As an autistic person I get very emotional

EdgyMemes9 years ago

Upside?

Destruct7 years ago

It"s a loose loose

Kmayhem4210 years ago

Where's the good part?

GrungyXboxpro9 years ago

A kid should not have to go through that

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Orver than the sun grat upsid

MinusG10 years ago

Fuck off. Throw my dead body to the wolves, rape my corpse for all I give a shit. I'll be dead.

Frejmuss9 years ago

too emo for me man1

ModishAndElegantPony5 years ago

I don't want a son so easy no push.

ifr3zyfellow9 years ago

upside?i don't get it

GravityGum9 years ago

DO THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE UNDERSTAND THAT THE FIRST SCENARIO IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD????

Pariah7 years ago

There is literally no upside.

Maddieshouldpressthebutton110 years ago

i don't get the point of this

Giliel 8 years ago

Alone? Son? The sperm bank?

Mahir9710 years ago

Bad dilemma

SomeNormalPeople_887 years ago

Guess the guy writed the "upside" in opposite day,then the down side after this.

Natashar110 years ago

U u no know how to....

Nneonn8 years ago

Y so sad?

Jessica Emmas12 years ago

wtf

thebeavers9 years ago

This question makes no sence

the chicken that crossed the road9 years ago

How in the hell is that possible?

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Surely this is contradictory, how can you have a son if you'll be alone?

blade20169 years ago

What the hell is wrong with the person how made this!?!?!?

Pooper18 years ago

Cold

Bogster1310 years ago

How would that even be possible? Sperm donation?

RoseHaw5 years ago

I'm lonely without pressing the button.

Just_Kyler_9 years ago

If you're always alone how did you even find someone to have a son with?

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago

Not only are these backwards, but they make no sense together. This is why I have my username like this.

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