Will You Press The Button?

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22231 (23%) 75279 (77%)

22231 (23%) people have pressed this button, while 75279 (77%) did not.

You will always be alone

but

You will have a son to bury you

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Bagel girl :) 11 years ago

What's the upside?

Gengu 8 years ago

Smooth Alden Smooooooth

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Husky_Gunner 11 years ago

Priest: "OK, so all the gravediggers took a sick day for... some odd reason. Who else we got?" Mortician: "Well this kid claims to be his son..." Priest: *hands shovel* "Close eenough!"

Budster 6 years ago

Lol

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LOLbish 11 years ago

Don't click the button and you won't be alone o-o.

Budster 6 years ago

I think this button is for those who want to be alone because the upside is being alone and the downside is having a son.

Andi Collman 13 years ago

Wait, what?

TheLucky12 4 years ago

Yes… why is being alone an upside exactly?

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capncreeper 11 years ago

I dont want a be alone

Alden1014 9 years ago

So what

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SwagJedi 10 years ago

I'll just be alone then... WITH MY CATS OF COURSE

Migdin1 10 years ago

They won't be there, becouse then you are not alone if you have cats

pttg 11 years ago

I don't want kids.

creeper_piller27 11 years ago

too bad

N.H.P. 11 years ago

Upside?

Migdin1 10 years ago

I am a horrible parent... i didnt even kniw that my son existed,

Christopher Olvera 13 years ago

how will you have a son when you are always alone?

TheRandomWeirdo 9 years ago

HaHa

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Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

I got three words for you. W T F. What kind of question is this?!

KHdude 11 years ago

WillYouPressTheButton.com http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/301986 This one makes more sense.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

maybe they meant son like the big orange melt your face off son?

Blane1247 10 years ago

No thats the sun.

aquiadude6789 11 years ago

Wait, what? Sooo when you die you get a husband/wife and somehow have a son that is already strong enough to bury you?

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

Adopt

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

WHAAAAAAAAA? 😅

hiyouhumans 11 years ago

So basically John Winchester

Regularguy 11 years ago

I'm guessing adoption...

Crystallized 11 years ago

Uhh...

undertale love 11 years ago

No hoi hoi I'm temmie

obsidiantnt 11 years ago

Whats the point of this

Roxcusio 11 years ago

Beeing Aline is positive?.

spegiti 11 years ago

mind blown

Sara Pruner 13 years ago

Is this a reference from something?

PrinceEKC 3 years ago

As an autistic person I get very emotional

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

Upside?

Destruct 9 years ago

It"s a loose loose

Kmayhem42 11 years ago

Where's the good part?

GrungyXboxpro 10 years ago

A kid should not have to go through that

Gettothetardis 9 years ago

Orver than the sun grat upsid

MinusG 11 years ago

Fuck off. Throw my dead body to the wolves, rape my corpse for all I give a shit. I'll be dead.

Frejmuss 10 years ago

too emo for me man1

ModishAndElegantPony 6 years ago

I don't want a son so easy no push.

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

upside?i don't get it

Mahir97 11 years ago

Bad dilemma

GravityGum 10 years ago

DO THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE UNDERSTAND THAT THE FIRST SCENARIO IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD????

Pariah 8 years ago

There is literally no upside.

Maddieshouldpressthebutton1 11 years ago

i don't get the point of this

Giliel 9 years ago

Alone? Son? The sperm bank?

thebeavers 11 years ago

This question makes no sence

SomeNormalPeople_88 9 years ago

Guess the guy writed the "upside" in opposite day,then the down side after this.

Natashar1 11 years ago

U u no know how to....

Nneonn 10 years ago

Y so sad?

Jessica Emmas 13 years ago

wtf

The28thDoctor 11 months ago

Hell nah, fuck that bullshit

Pooper1 9 years ago

Cold

Bogster13 11 years ago

How would that even be possible? Sperm donation?

the chicken that crossed the road 10 years ago

How in the hell is that possible?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Surely this is contradictory, how can you have a son if you'll be alone?

blade2016 11 years ago

What the hell is wrong with the person how made this!?!?!?

SF1NX CZ 10 years ago

This makes no sense...

RoseHaw 6 years ago

I'm lonely without pressing the button.

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