Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783last year

Nooo Jonesy would never

-Delta-8 years ago

At least this guy has the decency not to break thermodynamics

PkmnQ6 years ago

I would create a thing that could kill everything I make. There is still a 0.00000001% chance it could kill me, but if it succeeds, it turns into a 0% chance.

Master Red12 years ago

Is this a Fire Emblem 0.00000001% or a Pokemon. Cause if it's fire emblem statistics, I'm not gonna fucking do it.

-Delta-8 years ago

Yah iff it was 99.999999999999 in fire emblem then i would take it

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mememan698 years ago

i crave death anyways

NievilliS6 years ago

Youre basically talking about a technician

Lzke7 years ago

I shall create a plush unicorn and releat it until it becomes alive and tries to kill me. Just because I'm curious how a plush unicorn can kill a human.

BlueShell7 years ago

Create memes. Win-Win.

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

ok, first: you have more of a chance of getting hit directly by a meteor than this, second: pizza can't kill you

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Statistically speaking, more people die of (symptoms of) old age than by their own creation that was reanimated.

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bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Hmmm 0.00000001% chance huh... VERY likely...

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

screw it, ill press it.

Justin J-franksta Frank12 years ago

you're more likely to get struck by lightning....

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

Quartzfire that makes sense

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Heartbreaker149 years ago

I'd create everyone from Undertale but instead of Flowey it'll be Asriel.

&macr;\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/&macr;9 years ago

You're an inspiration for birth control

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Andreas Jokiel12 years ago

I would morph Justin Bieber into something useful.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

@Nosaj would turning someone into food then eating them constitute as cannibalism?

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Erick Rodgers12 years ago

Anything... Working TARDIS, Check, Device to turn anyone I wish into a Time Lord, Check, Indestructible Sword, check, Dragon Egg, check, Adamantium armor, check. And food if I ever need it, check.

LetMeReplyPlease3 years ago

Sonic Screwdriver

Trevor Campbell12 years ago

So about a 4 times less likely than winning the lottery

Loophole-alert8 years ago

Actually, over 3000 times less likely.

Tridus9 years ago

Well, the odds are I will fine, besides I can create zillions of ways to protect myself before anything really comes for me

kekvinlul4 years ago

if i make nico robin in real life, she can kill me, as long as she touches me

ThePaulDude4 years ago

The fuck us wrong with you? Don't talk about my waifu like that!

Supergamer6210 years ago

purposely bulids something that would kill me, then have it has a function that protects the world from everything that could possibly happen

Shepdws8 years ago

Create pokemon

Loophole-alert8 years ago

There"s a 0.0000000001% chance.

Striker97711 years ago

Spongebob?

Empress7 years ago

IM MAKING MYSELF A PET TINY DRAGON

jakeduhcreeper10 years ago

No thank you

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

a low chance of it killing me? isn't that what it says?

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

LOLLIPOP ATTAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM

SeanQuinn9 years ago

What's the point

Chris01119 years ago

Ok first I'm going to make a machine that turns that percentage to 0

Kieran Walker12 years ago

extremely unlikely, plus all i have to do to ensure it is not create things capable of killing, IE not an army, or a knife wielding robot

Sam1oo19 years ago

All you got to do is create something that will kill it.Say for instance a kill switch

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

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ninjabot3 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODS

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Garcia9118 years ago

Dus it have to live many I want a sanwich

alexherondale0210 years ago

Wait, so your saying I could create shadowhunters and the shadowhuntet world. FUCK YEAH! I DONT CARE IF THEY TRY TO KILL ME, I GET TO BFF'S WITH JACE HERONDALE!!

mymyplays9 years ago

Heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no

spongemakeryvan8 years ago

I will creat Moriarty

Francis Bonnefoy Is Fabulous11 years ago

So, if I make Feliciano Vargas and he attempts to kill me, would that just turn him 2p?

Toodles9 years ago

Id build a machine that could teleport anyone to any anime parallel universe...and then I'd go to SNK's universe and probably die there

ninjawarriorjosh6 years ago

Create a liquid I or anyone can drink that gives people super powers hell yeah

Jdude143310 years ago

Well you end up making something evil the just make something nice

Sea Hitler9 years ago

Sburb here I come!

deadpoolorder667 years ago

So your saying there’s a chance?

Sahara10 years ago

I'm creating a World full of peace, No diseases, No starvation, and No crimes. A perfect world. And if that world tries to kill me, it would againest what I programmed it to do, leading to it never being able to carry out it's intentions anyway.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Um wanted 12 u can just wish the oppisite of what u want so u dont have to do all that

Jaztin As-Siddiq12 years ago

A mathematical impossibility

Royalgamer0610 years ago

A baby

Flameshot9 years ago

It takes matter from a distant, uninhabited planet, and is programmed so it won't kill me. Done.

TorrentialChaoss6 months ago

Oh come on this is like one of my dilemmas but easier

whatdidyousay10 years ago

With my RNG it ain't happening anytime soon lol, anyways doesn't mean I can't handle whatever comes alive...or tell others how to create it

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KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Fuck off

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