Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark4 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783last year

Nooo Jonesy would never

-Delta-7 years ago

At least this guy has the decency not to break thermodynamics

PkmnQ5 years ago

I would create a thing that could kill everything I make. There is still a 0.00000001% chance it could kill me, but if it succeeds, it turns into a 0% chance.

Master Red12 years ago

Is this a Fire Emblem 0.00000001% or a Pokemon. Cause if it's fire emblem statistics, I'm not gonna fucking do it.

-Delta-7 years ago

Yah iff it was 99.999999999999 in fire emblem then i would take it

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mememan698 years ago

i crave death anyways

NievilliS6 years ago

Youre basically talking about a technician

Lzke7 years ago

I shall create a plush unicorn and releat it until it becomes alive and tries to kill me. Just because I'm curious how a plush unicorn can kill a human.

BlueShell7 years ago

Create memes. Win-Win.

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

ok, first: you have more of a chance of getting hit directly by a meteor than this, second: pizza can't kill you

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Statistically speaking, more people die of (symptoms of) old age than by their own creation that was reanimated.

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bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Hmmm 0.00000001% chance huh... VERY likely...

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

screw it, ill press it.

Justin J-franksta Frank12 years ago

you're more likely to get struck by lightning....

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

Quartzfire that makes sense

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Heartbreaker149 years ago

I'd create everyone from Undertale but instead of Flowey it'll be Asriel.

&macr;\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/&macr;9 years ago

You're an inspiration for birth control

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Andreas Jokiel12 years ago

I would morph Justin Bieber into something useful.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

@Nosaj would turning someone into food then eating them constitute as cannibalism?

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Erick Rodgers12 years ago

Anything... Working TARDIS, Check, Device to turn anyone I wish into a Time Lord, Check, Indestructible Sword, check, Dragon Egg, check, Adamantium armor, check. And food if I ever need it, check.

LetMeReplyPlease3 years ago

Sonic Screwdriver

Trevor Campbell12 years ago

So about a 4 times less likely than winning the lottery

Loophole-alert8 years ago

Actually, over 3000 times less likely.

TorrentialChaoss5 months ago

Oh come on this is like one of my dilemmas but easier

whatdidyousay9 years ago

With my RNG it ain't happening anytime soon lol, anyways doesn't mean I can't handle whatever comes alive...or tell others how to create it

Royalgamer0610 years ago

A baby

Flameshot9 years ago

It takes matter from a distant, uninhabited planet, and is programmed so it won't kill me. Done.

Smithy_The_Button_Pusher8 years ago

Thats a near impossible chance. Up your cons.

whale.nuffsaid10 years ago

Infuse everything you create with the inability to act with violence.

RainbowKat7299 years ago

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KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Fuck off

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Money can't kill you. This is ridiculous, so therefore there"s no downside.

Jersey.l9 years ago

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pitbullxstaffyxrescuers10 years ago

I'm going to hit it just because it's a really low percentage. If it wad more than 1% I wouldn't. But, seriously, I could invent the first robot unicorn.

GeorgeWest8 years ago

just make something safe... like food. That isnt hard.

Louriana Davis12 years ago

I would make... A SQUIDDLE PLUSH (as seen in Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie) (I have no idea why I just did this... XD)

~Wave~length~10 years ago

So somehow an infinite-storage container will come to life? Or a tank? Or an artillery cannon? Or a ship? Or a computer program? Or anything else?

Quartzfire9 years ago

So there is a one in 10^12 chance. If I could only remember if that is a smaller or greater chance to find a cell in your body...

Ethan Schroeder12 years ago

Clarent, Excalibur, Brisingr, Dragon egg.

enzo hanyu9 years ago

i can destroy my creation right?

woof9 years ago

ICE CREAM

randomteen3 years ago

What I’m getin is…………U R GOD

jim7779 years ago

id create a world where theirs a 0 percent chance of anything coming to life and killing me.

Loophole-alert8 years ago

31% didn't get that was just a 0.00000000001 chance. Winning the lottery is about 0.000000001 chance.

Loophole-alert8 years ago

18,526 people didn't press this button (as of 2017-08-20 15:06 PDT) so on average, about 0.00000002 people"s creations came alive. Which is basically 0.

Leafheart10 years ago

That's like the lowest of low chances and if it tries to kill me I'll fight it off, with help if needed! I'm spamming that button!

catlover10 years ago

i agree i would join darth vader on dark side! :)

huling8 years ago

even if these awful odds do get you you could create a defense

pigmaster10811 years ago

Uh so if I wanted a mouse or something the next day it would just jump on my face with a knife or have a tiny gun and shoot me?

EpicLucario9 years ago

You know, there's a little thing called a failsafe

_Fredder_9 years ago

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