Will You Press The Button?

ParrotRoyale 10 months ago

For anyone wondering that is a 99.999% chance of success after making ONE MILLION OBJECTS

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago

Nooo Jonesy would never

-Delta- 9 years ago

At least this guy has the decency not to break thermodynamics

Master Red 13 years ago

Is this a Fire Emblem 0.00000001% or a Pokemon. Cause if it's fire emblem statistics, I'm not gonna fucking do it.

-Delta- 9 years ago

Yah iff it was 99.999999999999 in fire emblem then i would take it

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mememan69 10 years ago

i crave death anyways

PkmnQ 7 years ago

I would create a thing that could kill everything I make. There is still a 0.00000001% chance it could kill me, but if it succeeds, it turns into a 0% chance.

NievilliS 7 years ago

Youre basically talking about a technician

Lzke 8 years ago

I shall create a plush unicorn and releat it until it becomes alive and tries to kill me. Just because I'm curious how a plush unicorn can kill a human.

Justin J-franksta Frank 13 years ago

you're more likely to get struck by lightning....

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

Quartzfire that makes sense

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BlueShell 8 years ago

Create memes. Win-Win.

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

ok, first: you have more of a chance of getting hit directly by a meteor than this, second: pizza can't kill you

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Statistically speaking, more people die of (symptoms of) old age than by their own creation that was reanimated.

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bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Hmmm 0.00000001% chance huh... VERY likely...

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

screw it, ill press it.

Heartbreaker14 11 years ago

I'd create everyone from Undertale but instead of Flowey it'll be Asriel.

&macr;\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/&macr; 10 years ago

You're an inspiration for birth control

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Andreas Jokiel 13 years ago

I would morph Justin Bieber into something useful.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

@Nosaj would turning someone into food then eating them constitute as cannibalism?

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Erick Rodgers 13 years ago

Anything... Working TARDIS, Check, Device to turn anyone I wish into a Time Lord, Check, Indestructible Sword, check, Dragon Egg, check, Adamantium armor, check. And food if I ever need it, check.

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago

Sonic Screwdriver

Trevor Campbell 13 years ago

So about a 4 times less likely than winning the lottery

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

Actually, over 3000 times less likely.

killstien 11 years ago

Very small percentage

NatureMaster64 11 years ago

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WheatleyOS 10 years ago

So... There's a one in ten billion chance ur gonna die per object. If you created one thing a day for the next 50 years, you would still have a one in 0.5 million chance of dying within the next 50 years, NOT INCLUDING the only 90-ish% chance of it killing... [Show full comment]

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

so basically 500k?

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

*Creates Goldfish that is only immortal in water*

homestuckfan22 11 years ago

I WANNA MAKE HOMESTUCK CHARCHETRS

luckylucky 10 years ago

So I can make anime and it will come alive and kill me...AWESOME!

luckylucky 10 years ago

I'm gonna go make a magic eraser now

pokebirdsfan 4 years ago

Ill take all the garbage in the world and turn it into food

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

Well why can't I kill it first <3

Pinkie Gun 11 years ago

This is like pokemon they could be nice and strong or they could hate you forever

KorridoorKillers 6 years ago

So my murderers come to life and there is a small chance they kill me? I'm suicidal, I'm ok with that :)

Zebra Boy 11 years ago

Meh. All the things I usually create are superheroes. so why would they kill me?

nanelgamer 9 years ago

I created a potato

DrunkHardNinja 12 years ago

There's enough people trying to kill me.

sliderham 9 years ago

create something to protect yourself

Notlogic 11 years ago

So I can create a terminator and it has a bad chance of becoming hostile :D

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i can make gear making me immortal and invulnerable.

Wyatt Curtiss 13 years ago

So let's hope I'll be able to eat the alive food that'll be coming for me.

DuncanPlayz 11 years ago

I will make a machine that does the same but without the creation having any chance of killing me or anyone.

FuckNiggers 10 years ago

Hell yeah dude

Yuri Cardoso 13 years ago

I can live with that...

meatloave 2 years ago

I Make a small brass ring that grants me three wishes

the bantasourus rex 11 years ago

I would make a dinosaur

Darkassassin728 9 years ago

Am I the only one that would make a device to go into an anime that tgings would still try and kill me anyways just to talk to the protagonists telling him/her they are doing it all wrong and the create something that prevents all downsides of any button p... [Show full comment]