Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam8 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Riverrunt48 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Rex-Winters8 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism7 months ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Justin Clawnoob Karaga12 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra11509 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal9 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi9 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker4207 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money067 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull8 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv9 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy9 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson12 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi2 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson12 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise19 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Saiko Uchiha12 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest8 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

Jared Loussier12 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

peridotcristalclod7 years ago

i will wish the power to create an alternative form of connection

sondresen9 years ago

my supahpower would be even faster internet

Eggman8 years ago

Egg power

army01099 years ago

i dont want internet i got everything i have once i get any superpowers

ioncamion4 years ago

gbh

wisecrack39 years ago

ethernet bitch

Acat648 years ago

HELL NO. JUST NO. Internet is meh life

Inari Okami9 years ago

'may' isn't that still giving you the chance to use the internet?????

KingLokiOfAsgaurd7 years ago

My superpower: knowing everything I wish to know

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Ok. Downside- ._. Seriously. Eh I can live.

Juan Montero12 years ago

There's people in the world that doesn't want a superpower? Wtf?

SilverShadow5258 years ago

You can survive weeks without food. You can survive days without water. But three days without Internet and ITS GAME OVER MAN!!!

Mrawesome9 years ago

#justfeelingboobs

WyattJoseph7 years ago

Make your superpower to be omnipotent then you can think of the internet in your head

AeonTheEnd 9 years ago

Wtf u talking about superheros dont use the internet thats why they almost always make dumb decisions. Plus why would i need Internet to entertain myself

AlexSamoila8 years ago

Im a super saiyan aaaahhhhh

clay1239 9 years ago

It doesn't matter if you press the button or not you can have your power to have the bets Internet

Randominsomniac10 months ago

omnipotent and then i can get someone to use the internet for me

Thisdudeiscool8 years ago

no internet= HELL ON EARTH

GetScared10 years ago

magically create the internet

Jijo___8 years ago

I would want the superpower to be able to go to any world I want to and go in all anime words (I love anime).

JohnCena749 years ago

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