Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam 9 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Rex-Winters 10 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism 2 years ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Riverrunt4 9 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Justin Clawnoob Karaga 13 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra1150 11 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal 11 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes200 10 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi 11 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker420 9 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money06 8 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull 10 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv 11 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy 11 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson 13 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi 4 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson 13 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise1 11 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

Saiko Uchiha 13 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest 10 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

Andrew Lyon 13 years ago

complete control over space and time> go back and change internet's name to Skynet.

Zacary 11 years ago

ok uses internet in head, YOU CANT STOP MY THOUGHTS

ALang_QWQ last year

他只是说可能，又不是一定，我决定赌一把

Justinfab 11 years ago

Who needs internet when you can fucking shoot cows out of your anus?

TigerT20 8 years ago

Power of probability, make it so the probability that the button had a downside is 0. Enjoy your internet and superpowers

zigray123 11 years ago

I wish i had the superpower to push this button and still use the internet

Chuck 11 years ago

the power to use the internet?XD

Creative_Dummy 5 years ago

i need the internettttttttttt

WickedTomahawk 10 years ago

Why would I need the internet cause I'm shazam

Frendlyspesr 9 years ago

My super power is the internet

D00m 11 years ago

He said may, not will.

Brian_Jones 9 years ago

What if the superpower I choose is having the internet in my mind?

wisecrack3 10 years ago

ethernet bitch

peridotcristalclod 9 years ago

i will wish the power to create an alternative form of connection

sondresen 11 years ago

my supahpower would be even faster internet

Eggman 10 years ago

Egg power

army0109 11 years ago

i dont want internet i got everything i have once i get any superpowers

ioncamion 6 years ago

gbh

SilverShadow525 9 years ago

You can survive weeks without food. You can survive days without water. But three days without Internet and ITS GAME OVER MAN!!!

Mrawesome 11 years ago

#justfeelingboobs

Moglis123 8 months ago

ΕΙΠΕ ΜΟΛΙΣ ΜΠΟΡΕΙ???

Acat64 10 years ago

HELL NO. JUST NO. Internet is meh life

Inari Okami 11 years ago

'may' isn't that still giving you the chance to use the internet?????

KingLokiOfAsgaurd 8 years ago

My superpower: knowing everything I wish to know

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Ok. Downside- ._. Seriously. Eh I can live.

Juan Montero 13 years ago

There's people in the world that doesn't want a superpower? Wtf?

Thisdudeiscool 10 years ago

no internet= HELL ON EARTH

GetScared 12 years ago

magically create the internet

WyattJoseph 8 years ago

Make your superpower to be omnipotent then you can think of the internet in your head

AeonTheEnd 11 years ago

Wtf u talking about superheros dont use the internet thats why they almost always make dumb decisions. Plus why would i need Internet to entertain myself

AlexSamoila 9 years ago

Im a super saiyan aaaahhhhh

clay1239 11 years ago

It doesn't matter if you press the button or not you can have your power to have the bets Internet

Randominsomniac 2 years ago

omnipotent and then i can get someone to use the internet for me

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