Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam8 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Riverrunt48 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Rex-Winters8 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism7 months ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Justin Clawnoob Karaga12 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra11509 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal9 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi9 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker4207 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money067 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull8 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv9 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy9 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson12 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi2 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson12 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise19 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Jared Loussier12 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

Saiko Uchiha12 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest8 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

Davvedido8 years ago

May my superpower is touse internet

Gaboseries9 years ago

I'll create my own network

Drzorr3 years ago

Well telepathy for texting super intelligence for the news what I’m saying is you can replace the net with powers

Alsas0549 years ago

Id use the power of using internet

Jowa Hotz12 years ago

I'd be too busy being a super hero SHAZAM!!!

DaBones7 years ago

Just have the power to remove the internet from everyone. If I can't have it... Nobody can.

RaPe9 years ago

F.U.C.K INTERNET, TOOOOOOO SPAAAAACCCCEEE

oofityoofoof4 years ago

have the superpower to use the internet..

ShadowfangTC9 years ago

Unlike the last "you never can use the internet again" downside, I said yes. There is just too many things I can do with the abilities to care honestly. With certain abilities you can even loophole this.

Peter J. Bromann12 years ago

I would have to ask for the superpower of viewing porn in my mind then...

Artemis Fowl9 years ago

But what if you're super power WAS the Internet?

KittenKate158 years ago

Omg PRESSSSSSSS THE BUTTON!!!! What do you think NORMAL people did before the internet? Now think of those people with superpowers! Never be bored again

RileyDaWizard9 years ago

The power to become the INTERNET

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iguay0099 years ago

well I can wish the power of mind control, control anyone and make him use the internet. Im controling him so hes doing the thinks that i want but technically im not using the internet, I m using his body to use internet

Someone-Here8 years ago

I use my powers to access Internet

LolHomestuckRules9 years ago

Who would do such a thing!?!!!!

lilcorporal7 years ago

I choose the power of internet

Nilloc9 years ago

Petition to rename the internet to something else and get everyone on board using mind control (assuming that's your super power of choice.) Then you're not technically using the "internet."