Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam 9 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Rex-Winters 10 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism 2 years ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Riverrunt4 9 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Justin Clawnoob Karaga 13 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra1150 11 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal 11 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes200 10 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi 11 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker420 9 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money06 8 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull 10 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv 11 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy 11 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson 13 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi 4 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson 13 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise1 11 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

Saiko Uchiha 13 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest 10 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

Sophieyeet 7 years ago

What if I have the power to have super Internet

The Fabulous Mettaton 10 years ago

Never.

Zoe Nadine R. Donesa 13 years ago

then i will wish to have internet as one of my superpowers

yofacegamer 9 years ago

What if my power is to use the internet

alejandro2004 11 years ago

OMG all you have to do is make your superpower the internet

Alazar 10 years ago

>Becomes omnipotent >Deletes internet from existence >Creates a new network and restores the data from the internet >Profit

tyht 11 years ago

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theepicduck 11 years ago

THINK OF THE uhh well something else then breasts hmm...

BabyDeer last year

I wish I could make anything I want come true! LIKE INTERNET!

HAHA1234 10 years ago

Wish to have all the super powers including being able to see anything that"s ever been posted online in your mind.

CyanCheesy2004 11 years ago

Hello Delsin Rowe And Avatar Aang

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

A genuine hard choice

ESSFTON 11 years ago

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can!

Chris Stevenson 13 years ago

If I had a superpower, I'd be too busy using it to use internet

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 3 years ago

Superpower to use the internet

minifruitloop 10 years ago

My superpower would be to change my superpower at any time.

Nephilim 12 years ago

telepathy. link all my friends minds together so that they can talk with thoughts and so can i :D

Fabo__HD 9 years ago

first of all: with the superpowers i would have i wouldnt need the internet anymore and wouldnt care about it and if i ever needed the internet again i could create my own connection system that is compatible to internet, but not internet itself

\\\\[o.o\\\\]_Dance_party 11 years ago

the power to to over power the downside and then fly away

MangoMango 9 years ago

The 58% that pressed the button is totally mad or insane.

JuneBug01 9 years ago

I need vore to live

ControlExcept767 11 years ago

Have the power of controlling the internet? Better Internet and trolling c; WIN WIN

BillymeBoy 11 years ago

You could have the power to get your internet back xD

Mr-Clean 5 years ago

have the power to grant people powers then give yourself the power to be able to use the internet again

gostfacekillah12 10 years ago

umm the power to use the internet in my mind hehe dirty things...

Damien Salas 13 years ago

I don't wanna give up the interwebs xD

TheTenSinsThe10Sins 10 years ago

My superpower is reality warping.. I can change reality to allow myself internet access

robbazviking 21 11 years ago

super power to use the internet as both usually and as a weapon

ErenGaming 8 years ago

My power is the ability to grant people a superpower so I can grant myself many powers and then grant me the power to do stuff on the internet whiteout the internet

puppy1963 11 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Not the internet.

Rozzel Hooper 13 years ago

telekinesis is better than internet

Mekoo 9 years ago

My superpower is to be able to be on the internet and fly and turn invisible

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