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You can have anything or have anyone do anything for you.
but
You can never travel faster than 30kph under any circumstances
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Maharid20 days ago
Why i need to travel, i will have anything i want done by others.

minimegaman0908 months ago
since earth moves way faster than 30 kph, would i just drift away from it since i can't move that fast? OH WAIT, I CAN HAVE ANYTHING? GREAT, GIVE ME THE REMOVE-DOWNSIDE-INATOR

Forgotten_fire2 months ago
this guy finds loopholes everywhere
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crisis1159 years ago
so if i'm pushed out of a plane i only hit the ground at 30 kph? awesome

Hyltran2 years ago
Yes a airplane could not lift of at that low speed. But let’s say it is from hot air balloon.
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MemzPF3 years ago
Good thing Im American

MEGADUCK_IA5 years ago
The movement of earth is a lot faster than 30 kph. space program?

KingKevin059 years ago
Then I guess I'll travel over any circumstances *ba-dum chash"

ImNotAFish7 years ago
There is still hope for this world
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Dudka9 years ago
I would have people carrying me on a golden chair!

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
we live in america idiots

theDeadpoool5 years ago
I need speed and speed needs me I can't do it but.... I would have all Xbox games for free ...hmm..hmmmm....."presses the button"

Edward Grillo12 years ago
Teliporting doesn't need speed. Thank god.

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
Permanent feather fall! Just have to wear some sort of batman jacket all the time.
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RedTheFox8 years ago
Teleportation? HA.

Inimidesert8 years ago
Teleporting dont need speed

Cathrope8 years ago
The upload and download rate of the act of teleporting will be adjusted accordingly. Instead of a 5,000,000/GPS your at 5.5/Bps. Fiber-optics vs. dialup.

EmmaWhitehead8 years ago
"Have anything" as in I can have the superpower of teleportation which cancels out the downside ha

jtm9 years ago
Like I'm the turtle god?

sonhol8 years ago
make the person who made this rewrite the downside ad were done

LaiLeeLani8 years ago
I don't know how much 30 kph is so I say push the button

jusa2979 years ago
So, i can get someone to do things for me, and still being fit... Yeah

Greyhawk9 years ago
#worth

blablal9 years ago
I can have a teleportation machine,problem solved.

Bigge_Cheese2 years ago
Speed is relative. If I am in a car, relative to the car I am traveling 0kph. Also relative to yourself you are always traveling 0kph

Hazzary45311 years ago
has teleporter*

Caden5048 years ago
Anything? SWEEEEEET! Me: Yes, Mr. Dealer, I would like all of these Corvettes that stand in front of me, as the helicoptor from the airport. D: How about being the ruler of the universe on top of that? Me: Yes please. D: And infinite sushi? Me: Yes....[Show full comment]

ceaser9 years ago
Jail here I come

Watermelonman8 years ago
30 kmph compared to what? Compared to our planet or compared to that car over there?

Umaru-Chan9 years ago
how fast is 30kph xD

ThePaulDude4 years ago
30kph = 18mph. Not worth it.

Ltheawesome7 years ago
I want the ability to fly without any limits I also have no idea how fast that is

happylego918 years ago
Teleportation

DarkCheeze19689 years ago
I get anything so why would I need to move?

ReadyRed9 years ago
Im a speed demon and they do this to me😤

Mammot12 months ago
erm, ,.,. downdasodaidede??

pokemazz8 years ago
But what if I count my speed in miles? What then?

TinyRex889 years ago
Technically you could just order eberyone to not kill or hurt you and it will be okay.

Caribou3 years ago
Galilean Relativity? Special Relativity? General Relativity? At any event, this is a sieve of a question. Besides, not speeding is good for you.

Gabriel Santos12 years ago
well, i wouldn't have to travel if i had this power...

Miczu5559 years ago
An goddamn block made ouf from metal is forced on me from side. Block it thro this dillema

TheLegend288 years ago
get someone to make me able to travel over 30kph, then become TheLegend27

kthecoolguy7 years ago
They tried to stop loopholes

J.E.T9 years ago
What about teloportation?

tqg20019 years ago
Teleporting device

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
So I have Alfred from Batman.

Hyltran2 years ago
It is forbidden for me our is it impossible?

Leetha10 years ago
Biggest problem. Either I slow down the planet for a few hours, then as it turns I'm suddenly flung off of it as it travels thousands of kilometers an hour, or I just get flung off first thing...

Mike233488 years ago
So i wont get roadsick in a car ☺

Impredictable4 years ago
Lul

Beans65438 years ago
Okay....Teleporting doesn't involve speed.

AgentCPU09 years ago
Okay, Google.............. 30kph=18mph I'm not a hunch backed old lady.

lolololxtrollxlololol9 years ago
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Ratatatatuille7 years ago
This one is very trivial. Hmm...

Your Lord And Saviour9 years ago
I'm never behind the wheel anyway! This sounds like a great bargain!

AoNeko8 years ago
I'll have everyone come to me instead >.> don't even have to get out of my chair.
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