Will You Press The Button?

MorallySuperior8 years ago

I will use my power and wealth to ascend to immortality. Check mate.

235x0last year

Then Arceus or some other God enters this universe and kills you Absorbing your Corpse.

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RandomDude4209 years ago

Nope. I want to live as long as I can.

RandomDude4209 years ago

Nope. I want to live as long as I can.

Leland Andersen12 years ago

ok, i pressed the button, in the two weeks before i die, i will leave a lasting legacy. set up charities and trust foundations to help the poor, students and the disabled. particularly focused on improving the quality of life of those in california. The ...[Show full comment]

GooberMcButtonPusher2 years ago

I would just nuke the world like any SANE person.

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L1feDRAIN7 years ago

I'll keep this button for some case.

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago

If I'm all powerful I'll make it so I come back immortal bam

TechnoTato7 years ago

If I am all powerful, I can just revive myself. I"d still be dying, but it wouldn't be permanent. Alternatively, I could live inside someone else"s body

DavidLayne8 years ago

No they aren't friend Leland Andersen okay yes or no.!?

Anders Buron12 years ago

2 weeks worth of partying.. bring it on !

thedeadlyguy1009 years ago

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaaa

Add Kim12 years ago

hey, those would be a wild 2 weeks

ophiucus123338 years ago

i dont want to die and i prefer bein miserably poor

Shibbity2 months ago

Click, then announce to the world that if they comply with all your nasty sexual wants (i know you would) then you die in 2 weeks. Coerce people into following you, making you even more powerful during the duration.

RachelE088 years ago

You"re powerful, become immortal :)

ErdoS9 years ago

Am i really all powerful if I'm terminal?

happylego919 years ago

I'm all powerful, so I can make myself immortal.

blueberry4872210 years ago

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Raven13239 years ago

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Tophattedteaman10 years ago

I have no desire to rule. so....meh

Mythiplier7 years ago

The things I could do with that money and influence in 2 weeks are well worth it.

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

What's the point of any of that if you die in two weeks?

Samalot1279 years ago

Help out the world before your death

nova2298 years ago

i dont deserve to live anyways

unknown699 years ago

Ok, since I'm all powerfull I would rewind back the time on the 13th day :D Where to start... get rid of dubsteb, crapple, lagdroid,..

sam199 years ago

hey,we have to die someday r8. dont have prob with that

stevancce4 years ago

i can just become wife of bill gates and murder him

Snayperskya9 years ago

lol fuk that

Pussylicker6910 years ago

thats boring

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

If you are all powerful could you not stop yourself from dying? Such as making yourself immortal?

gahmora9 years ago

Pressed already immortal button

Shane Squires12 years ago

Is gonna be assassination

321Name312user1239 years ago

buy life extenders

Masterofthewaifus8 years ago

Technically yip out could still do that without pressing the button.

TheOOOF5 years ago

What if i pressed an immortality button? Check mate

WillowDawn9 years ago

Just press the button on the last two weeks of your life. Use your future-seeing power to find out when that is. Problem solved.

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

H e ll ya

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

it never says when those two weeks are. do this dilemma http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/342588

abcx8 years ago

From now on. If it"s not from now on, it would say it. That"s just how this language works.

Odin199910 years ago

If i would rule humanity for 2 weeks i can make them help each other. Stop people killing each other and make the world a better place, if i could do that i dont mind dying for it

Dustin Rios12 years ago

If I'm all powerful how am I gonna die?

AneskaBïtches8 years ago

Not enough time! The turkeys will be taken

Anonimowy anonim z anonimowa9 years ago

if im all powerfull i can make myself invincible xD

Cool-guy-878 years ago

I could probably do more in those two weeks then in my whole life

LelanVanzzini9 years ago

who cares

moeL3573R3 years ago

ust wait till u almost ded 2 press

mrwaffles10 years ago

I'm with BlueDemon on this....lolz

Aoleus8 years ago

I would push it if I was 80.

KrazyBrosX9 years ago

craftylamma9 years ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Kai1711 years ago

If I'm all powerful I can stop my death, I'm pretty sure an all powerful being is stronger than a button on the internet.

flyingturret2089 years ago

get married have children have all the money go to my wife who will be a great person have them give world peace and stop every disease and have a family tree that will save the world

andrewls6718 years ago

All powerful: Create a copy of myself that won't die. Loophole found!

abcx8 years ago

Well, but that copy would still not be you. I mean, it would be you, but your "spirit" wouldn't be in it. Hope you get what I mean.

yeaboiiiiiii5 years ago

u know i dont really care about my life so fuck yea

clixxyz9 years ago

"all powerful" make it so I live a lifetime

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