Will You Press The Button?

gay_retard8 years ago

The power to grant any wish. Even my wishes. Then wish that no one will kill me

cgod37 years ago

that"s not a fuckin superpower, what?

TamashiNeko9 years ago

First of all, what if my superpower was to be able to not die? Second of all, I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON. I'M GOING OUT WITH A BANG. A LARGE ONE TOO. MY SUPER POWER WILL BE TO DESTROY PLANETS AND NOT DIE MYSELF AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA THEN NO ONE CAN TRY TO KILL ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

grop7 years ago

Ok galactus.

UltimateSlayer7 years ago

Just make myself have the powers of a Seven Soul GOD. Nothing will ever be able to hurt me, except another Seven Soul GOD, as only infinity could harm infinity.

Abby Richardson12 years ago

I can just have the superpower that lets me live forever, right?

Duckhunter2 years ago

or you get the superpower of everybody you"re touching turns into a pacifist against humans

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Gregottorry7 years ago

Just get a cool superpower to stop them JUST STOP THEM DONT KILL THEM BECAUSE THEN EVEEYBODY WOULD WANT TO KILL YOU

FearlessCavalry8 years ago

"Most people alive" wants to kill me? How that person can kill me with that name? jsjsjsjs Now, if you want to a superpower and want to live easily, then wish these things. Power of controlling others: Everyone that tries kill you will change t...[Show full comment]

FearlessCavalry8 years ago

I write too much?

Bleach_FTW8 years ago

Just make a barrier to protect yourself.

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So I can just have the ability of mass mind control, so I can control them into thinking I'm great and stop them from attacking me, and I get a free and powerful ability, downside?

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

The power to have any power

Ac4king29 years ago

Ivincitbility

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

power of unlimited powers first, then immortality, eternal youth, ability to grant immortality and eternal youth, healing factor, super strength, healing power on others, ability that will imobilize but not kill (like laser eyes), then teleportation and tr...[Show full comment]

ThatCommieBitch3 years ago

And immunity to all diseases

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Nelson Green12 years ago

i choose the superpower of haveing every superpower possible/ imaginable!

FearlessCavalry8 years ago

Legion...

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Vincent Jones12 years ago

the power to grant wishes including my own

Benji Schanus12 years ago

I would cherish the challenge

Hein van Rooij12 years ago

immortality, jup i dont give a sht about people constantly shooting me

william_a_wilson8 years ago

There goes the zombie apocilypse power... (crying). Oh, I could just gain the power of healthy none lethal affection. Fixes everything. SMILE!

lolgaming9 years ago

TELIPORTASION jus teliport away

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Invincibility. NOT IMMORTALITY. Invincibility.

filozofix9 years ago

Life is more important than a fucking superpower, the önem who's pressed the fucking button!

Iodyne10 years ago

telekinesis=all superpowers

jshaw717 years ago

I'll take invisibility, or, intangibility, maybe superspeed, or time manipulation, and find a place where the least amount of people want to kill me, and settle down there (hopefully) under a new name, and new identity

flyingturret2089 years ago

transformation disguises as jacksepticeye/sean wheres the dumb canon I don't know maybe that way or turn into a dragon DIE EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO KILL ME YOU WILL DIE or infinite powers then change everyones minds to be my friends and popular on youtube and...[Show full comment]

Bob12357last year

Ez just get the infinite rizz power to make people like you

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

My super power is the power of alchemy. I could sink the earth they’re walking on 10 feet so that they are stuck

ManiacStar9 years ago

My power is everyone likes me!

ThemButtonsTho11 years ago

the power to have all superpowers imaginable by anyone that has ever existed, and to switch them at will. I have no weakness. Nothing can get in my way. I am god. I will rule all.

lifehacker4207 years ago

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Digimonking29 years ago

The power of "Body Swapping". This would be useful because: 1) They wouldn't know who they are trying to kill. 2) It's basically optional immortality because when I am old, body swap with a kid or a teenager. 3) It has the equivalent of all the buttons tha...[Show full comment]