Will You Press The Button?

YungStupidGamer 10 years ago

Can't hang up BUT i can mute her. BOOM

SwissCheese 2 years ago

Outplay of the Decade

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Hamistagan 10 years ago

my mom is awesome. her birds and the bees would be remember a condom and go get her

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 9 years ago

I don't even have a mom. so, yeah. idfc (i don't fucking care).

ImSmarterThanYou69 2 years ago

your dead mom appears to you as a corpse still. nice try

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

I never drink, so free ability?

TruRussianPerson 5 years ago

my mom is deaf and can't call, i see this as an absolute win

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago

While I'm drunk, the talk would be WAY more fun.

Morgan Fenwick 13 years ago

You can't hang up BUT you can leave the phone on a table

Anonumous 8 years ago

loophole

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HSTrains 8 years ago

Wow bee talk might = STING

Pug04047 11 years ago

I love my mom c:

Andrew George 13 years ago

doesnt mean you cant put the phone down

Silder 7 years ago

Mash it real good.

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Rebekkah Shepherd 13 years ago

So I just get drunk ONCE Text the person I want to be with forever and have to listen to the talk once.

Thanos_daboss 5 years ago

Wow how are you so wholesome?

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Memo1234 11 years ago

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Boopbeepboop 10 years ago

Look at my profile picture

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago

I don't think they even care

Batmanguy2014 11 years ago

I can't hang up but I can turn off the phone

deadpool1123321 10 years ago

Just dont pick up the call

meatloave 7 months ago

i know mom I KKKNNNOOOWWWW!!!!! bees sting and birds poop on the car...... and put a raincoat on my dingle so i dont get clymidia from her diseased snootch! why doncha sew it into a sampler! sell it the next church sale!

VinnyGalaxy 11 years ago

Like i said on another dillemma about being drunk,i'm drunk 99% of the time, ((And you never talked about dad, and since my mom doesn't use phones..I'll press it!))

namreniM 9 years ago

Well, you could mute the phone AND mute yourself[your phone"s microphone(on iPhones, it"s clear as daylight)], walk away and not give a schist(look up what a schist is; it"s not what you may think.), or just stay there and see how it goes. You should be ab... [Show full comment]

cody1o9 12 years ago

just put the phone down

JOJOKILLERQUEEN 5 years ago

Not sure.

LattiGaming 11 years ago

1.Get Drunk 2.Get Sex 3.Learn about Sex while having Sex 4. Win/Win

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago

I'm fine with that! I'll just turn the volume all the way down!

Loophole man 10 years ago

And my face looks like (insert Lenny face here) the whole time

QueenTaylor1142 10 years ago

I'm pretty sure I"d just shout "ALRIGHT MOM MUST TELL ME HOW TO HAVE SEX SO I CAN DO IT LATER."

Pumacundoonma 11 years ago

You can just ignore the call. (If your not too drunk)

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

I don't have a phone, and I don't drink.

trumpywumpy 11 years ago

2x2 is 4 2x4 is 8 if you vote for Donald trump he'll make America great

FireGuy77 9 years ago

just put down the phone

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

How about not getting drunk?

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago

oh god pls no

AllyCat04 9 years ago

Just put the phone down and go do something else😂I mean it"s not hanging up sooo

Steves_evil 10 years ago

just mute the phone

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago

Jokes on her I already had that talk.

the great one 11 years ago

Mute the phone , or break the phony , take out the battery ,

Davd 10 years ago

"Mom! MOM! I can't hang up, Mom, so if you don't do it I'll just sing Barenaked Ladies songs until you're done! It's been one week since you looked at me..." - Me on the phone