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You turn into a cockroach
but
you'd be a gold-platted cockroach that millions of people worship. Also, free food.
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jkmc12058 years ago
Is no one wondering what the creator of this button was thinking when he made this?

Zecci8 years ago
He was probably thinking about halfing the word cockroach. Yeah, that.
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

meatloave2 months ago
Try slamming your weenis in a drawer really really hard , several times.... See if that helps. You're welcome
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lol mcgettgen9 years ago
why is being a cockroach the good thing

kathprat76118 years ago
I love bugs!!!

Leo_Valdez4life7 years ago
I can see that

SuperHumansUnlimited8 years ago
I believe you swapped the up and downside

AnyaSingh7 years ago
No it didn't

8nicolas89 years ago
wait the perk is the downside and the downside is the perk but it's worth it

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
I survive the nuclear apocolypse, can't kill me now Korea ! :p

Bdog3110 years ago
Why would the food OR worship matter? Gold is a metal, as in, not alive. You're a dead bug made of gold that other idiots stare at for hours... so worthless!

eggsbenedict8 years ago
Party pooper
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Donald Rusk12 years ago
Where is the downside?

Smartest-Man2 years ago
All of it.
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
Why do I get the feeling that this is backwards?

RGPZ7 years ago
@AnyaSingh Eh Still Cant Care You Do What You Want I Don't Really Want To Be One Then If You Do I'm Not Gonna Put Down Your Dream Because I Only Put Down My Own Dreams
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Jaraskur8 years ago
Remember what cockroaches eat ? I dont want cockroach food

Creeperface13010 years ago
Turn into a cockroach? Okay, that's kind of bad. Gold plated and people worship me? Ok, that's cool. Wait, free food? COUNT ME IN!

Michael Uber Upward12 years ago
So I'm a scarab?

MarsAsInThePlanet3 years ago
i love lean
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Kirstin Michelle Pollock12 years ago
I mean like, duh. This is perfect. GOLD-PLATTED COCKROACH.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
theres a reason the golden calf was bad.......

WolfenShadow10 years ago
Honestly, this sounds really awesome!

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
I just had this one.

YoshiPlast year
oh hell yea

yourmaster1210 years ago
FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donald Trump 20169 years ago
I'd do it for the food

Dargonluvr10 years ago
this is backward

Alphatech7 years ago
Do I still keep my Consciousness or will be become a mindless insect?

Bobby Boon Pasco12 years ago
I am the king!!!

Ethan.l10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

SodaIsSoda8 years ago
you had me at "free food"

DecZO9 years ago
who wants to be a insect. no one

Lord-Tachanka8 years ago
Im already have people who warship me :)

crazedginger9 years ago
i'll take it as long as they make roach sized tvs and gaming systems

Bones10 years ago
Downside: if you're a cockroach, good luck trying to do anything with your life.

evanthecannon9 years ago
...what the actual fuck is this

MyNameIsJosh4 years ago
Can I Still Fuck Hot Chicks

ZaneFlare11 years ago
free food

Szandidog8 years ago
AMAZING, PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME, AND WORSHIP ME FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE.

Ashabud7 years ago
But there"s always the chance the someone which a fear of bug could come along and "accidentally" murder me.

Ashton Williams12 years ago
where's the positive?

lol mcgettgen9 years ago
why is being a cockroach the good thing

Vanverd10 years ago
Cool thing is you would be able to live a week without your head (true fact)

AubreyA ;)<39 years ago
Cockroaches...GROSS!

imbledings10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

DestinyButton8 years ago
I see no downside.

BEIiiiiiiilast year
It's so cool

DerpyEngineer10 years ago
This is also why people should date fat guys. FOOOD. jus sayin. I need help.

JordanBennett8 years ago
HELL YEAH FREE FOOD

gzhenni9 years ago
I will not want people to worship a cockroach.EW

Gmaebrain9 years ago
Gold plated armor?

Deadcool131310 years ago
...CAN'T DIE PLUS GOLD AND FREE FOOD IS ALL I NEED TO HEAR!!!!!

srrsd7 years ago
But then it would be hard to bang with girls

BoeTies11 years ago
Uh, people worship me, I have no worries (since I'm a cockroach), and FREE FOOD? *Slamming repeatedly on the button...*

the evil one10 years ago
Long life king insect

vampire169 years ago
free food
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