According to Funky Kong-Flame Rider (Bowser Bike) mains, ALL karts are shitty. Karts are a type of car. Guess who got free car insurance AND a Classic Dragster (Nostalgia 1) for free?
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AlexanderHamiltonakaCarribeanJerk8 years ago
Listen,I was born 1755.I"d be glad to even see a car.
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Double0racle9 years ago
Hell. Yes.
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Dreadwalker10 years ago
I have no car.
Watermelonman9 years ago
I also don't have a car! Does that mean we"re soulmates now?
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akf_sammy10 years ago
If she wasn't so well care of, you wouldn't have to give her up. Just make them THINK she's shitty. For like 5 mins.
liliy10 years ago
Yeah exactly just say "ew I hate that 1967 Chevy impala especially the black one" lol
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Natalie Quynh-Lan Pronk13 years ago
I mean drive your parents car
Ksteven10 years ago
Then whats the point of the insurance
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AthenaOnyx10 years ago
My insurance practically nothing, and my car is old but wonderful.
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Daretaker12311 years ago

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CMHammond11 years ago
This is chainmail, please stop. None of this is true, don't fall for it... It is spam.
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Yeetaleet56344 years ago
If it"s a car, I'm happy.
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Dayna Morris13 years ago
I don't drive
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Free Money???10 years ago
No way. I'm getting a Mclaren p1.
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loopholes_are_amazing9 years ago
I’ll mod it and make it look and feel like a Lamborghini
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Toukov11 years ago
You could buy a better car
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Marthon211 years ago
Loophole: You can rent a limousine for free. Luxurious anyway
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Taylor36212 years ago
Alright everybody, get in the V-Bus
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
I ain't givin" up the limo!
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RGPZ8 years ago
Wait A Car Covered In Shit GOD NO
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DeadlyTitan10 years ago
I see no downside....just as long as I get from point A to point B.
Besides....its not like its in shitty condition....it could just be a shitty look, with a Ferrari performing engine.
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CMHammond11 years ago
This is chainmail, please stop. None of this is true, don't fall for it... It is spam.
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Nicholas Alan Wilson13 years ago
Is a Volkswagen "Thing" acceptable?
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SaoCaoZuo9 years ago
Touch China, touch a sports car and come back. anyway, he said, it doesn't matter if you hit it. you'll have insurance
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Fermdog10 years ago
Sell it
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Dolankilla299 years ago
Fuck this
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littlecatfish11 years ago
What if you aren't old enough to drive yet?
DJ Duck10 years ago
Wut I said
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CMHammond11 years ago
Does it mean you are only allowed this car, and no other car ever? Even without the car insurance? If so, I would say no.
But, if it means that I get a terrible car, with insurance, but I can still buy another car and pay it myself, count me in.
Free car.
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
Also, nothing actually exists ßecause it"s all just solid moliqules.
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Assassin Squid10 years ago
my car is shitty anyway
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Scrub lord2111 years ago
No oh god no please no
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NotYourWaffle10 years ago
I NEED either a bugatti veyron or a wamborgini
Watermelonman9 years ago
What"s a wamborgini?
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Natalie Quynh-Lan Pronk13 years ago
dont drive your car. Drive your Parents
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shane_mccollum9 years ago
Welp, I have a Buick Century 95 with a dent in the driver"s side door, the driver"s side window doesn't roll down, AND there are no cup-holders. At least for right now, there"s no downside.
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Watermelonman9 years ago
...im 16... Ai"nt have a car...
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Doggylover_2561 11 years ago
Gross!!!!
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horrible person11 years ago
Define "really shitty"
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VertexVelox4 years ago
oh in a heartbeat. I dont care if im driving a shitbox, my luck is too terrible to be driving something nice anyway
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Oldiron_7910 years ago
I usually have a rather plain and boring vehicle anyway
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