Will You Press The Button?

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

what if the perfect life is with everyone... :3

JustSomeGuy02178 years ago

*Cursor moves over me* Traits: Loner, (insert some other negative traits here) "Yeah, it"s not that bad."

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

you want negative traits, my friend? here ya go :> Loner, outcast, weed addict, weird, hated. bam. your welcome 🙃

ElliotChafetz8 years ago

A perfect life is relative, and in my opinion, pretty dang boring. I'll take life as is, thanks.

zachintosh8 years ago

people can get their own life. I'm not sharing my perfection

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago

Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

WhitWhit3 years ago

I know english, sarcasm, gibberish, pig latin,

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Constipated-man8 years ago

In a perfect life i have someone to share it with soooooooo LOOP HOLE MOTHA FUCKAAA

RAINBOWSPARKLESGIRL8 years ago

If you don't have family it"s not a perfect life but if you talking bout boyfriend yo I can live without that.

Tyler Boyd12 years ago

It's not perfect without a friend or family.

Alden10147 years ago

It is perfect with no one to bother you

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Gabriela Novaes12 years ago

how is it perfect if you don't have anyone to share with?

Alden10147 years ago

Cuz I hate things

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MishtiDoi7 years ago

Not a perfect life then.

sirudy9 years ago

my life no takie

ariana1239 years ago

i speak 6 languages and im 11

PhoenixBB9 years ago

Downside?

GRG270510 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

TheShiningCometShiningComet2228 years ago

contradicts itself

ButtonPresser29282827276272626263 years ago

that was easy Y E S

Irmely Poola12 years ago

pressed the button,i'll just TEACH them how to have it ^-^

Floofula8 years ago

why the fuck would i share my perfect life anyway

Dakotajames9 years ago

I can just get a new dude

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus9 years ago

then it's not the perfect life what a contradiction

Thefairgamer9 years ago

Wow that's bad.

SimplySolar7 years ago

I liked this one because I am an introvert and I’m asexual...so I’m fine with not sharing my perfect life with anyone

Dufferi9 years ago

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ReapersGrimm8 years ago

Oh yeah, I speak elvish, draconic, sarcasm, meme, Doge, gibberish, emoji, text, Spanish, sign language , French, a few things in gernman, pig Latin, intercom, train conductor, and mumble...get fucking nuked

DonnyDarkblade949 years ago

This wouldn't be a perfect life then

jogie8210 years ago

how is it perfect if i can't share it

swedishlego8 years ago

They don't have a perfect life anyway. Sure, they might get jealous, but too bad for them.

1Sans9 years ago

My life is already perfect and I share it with my family and friends. Thats what makes my life perfect.

x unicorns_39 years ago

Well that's not the perfect life then is it?

Nordicwolf19635 years ago

Then it"s not perfect

Reid Cotherman12 years ago

Perfect lives are no fun

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago

I have had this before

TheOfficialDoge9 years ago

Doge back

RagdollX7 years ago

So... Shelter?

Odairy888 years ago

So I don't have a perfect life

Jedi_Knight9 years ago

i know english, unicornese, german, french and doge

yolofaceguy10 years ago

who needs phones anyay

Elliot.20049 years ago

You can't share life with someone. It's not a physical object. You can endure life with someone but you can't share it. HA! You just got spellinged!

calculator_sin3 years ago

99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people will demand 70% of your stuff anyway

Abraham Moreno12 years ago

i'm a selfish motherfucker.

Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago

That"s a paradox. Even the most introverted people need companionship

MarcusLeeTurner7 years ago

I"d rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else I"d rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself I"d rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart I"d rather have the one who holds my heart

Carolynn_Kit9 years ago

3: meannnnn

VannaDawn039 years ago

Totally me lol

#unicorn4life9 years ago

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Kyel_TSL9 years ago

This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]

Pamilichuka9 years ago

Whatevz, it's my own life anyway

GalaxyGurl8 years ago

Like on socaial media? #hacker

DragonBorn 10 years ago

Dovahkiin works alone

[email protected]9 years ago

it's still perfect

Random Arsenal fan9 years ago

If my life is perfect, i CAN share it with anylne

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