Will You Press The Button?

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

what if the perfect life is with everyone... :3

JustSomeGuy0217 10 years ago

*Cursor moves over me* Traits: Loner, (insert some other negative traits here) "Yeah, it"s not that bad."

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago

you want negative traits, my friend? here ya go :> Loner, outcast, weed addict, weird, hated. bam. your welcome 🙃

ElliotChafetz 9 years ago

A perfect life is relative, and in my opinion, pretty dang boring. I'll take life as is, thanks.

zachintosh 10 years ago

people can get their own life. I'm not sharing my perfection

Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago

Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

WhitWhit 4 years ago

I know english, sarcasm, gibberish, pig latin,

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Constipated-man 9 years ago

In a perfect life i have someone to share it with soooooooo LOOP HOLE MOTHA FUCKAAA

Tyler Boyd 13 years ago

It's not perfect without a friend or family.

Alden1014 9 years ago

It is perfect with no one to bother you

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RAINBOWSPARKLESGIRL 10 years ago

If you don't have family it"s not a perfect life but if you talking bout boyfriend yo I can live without that.

Gabriela Novaes 13 years ago

how is it perfect if you don't have anyone to share with?

Alden1014 9 years ago

Cuz I hate things

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RGPZ 8 years ago

So I just a want a good life IDC if anyone can no it"s just a secret I have to keep for myself

urahara 10 years ago

You need first to explain PERFECT !!!

Ancasbud 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. Say your name ten times say your mom's name five times. s... [Show full comment]

thegizmosandgadgets 10 years ago

what is a perfect life alone? didn't really think this through...

restuc 11 years ago

The perfect life is sharing it with the perfect person

EthanPrichard 9 years ago

Darn, I wanted to make my friends and family jealous

IoI last year

lol

draconius 12 years ago

as selfish as I am...... im rich bitch

jfu 9 years ago

It wouldn't be a perfect life without sex

ChillyChelly 11 years ago

Life Is never perfect unless your family shares it.

Emily01 10 years ago

my life wouldn't be perfect unless I could spend it with the ones I love. so no thanks

commentdebator 11 years ago

It wouldn't be perfect if you're lonely lol

StevetheninjaLXIX 7 years ago

I know English only I'm 6

ariana123 11 years ago

i speak 6 languages and im 11

MishtiDoi 9 years ago

Not a perfect life then.

sirudy 10 years ago

my life no takie

TheShiningCometShiningComet222 9 years ago

contradicts itself

PhoenixBB 11 years ago

Downside?

GRG2705 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Dakotajames 11 years ago

I can just get a new dude

ButtonPresser2928282727627262626 5 years ago

that was easy Y E S

Irmely Poola 13 years ago

pressed the button,i'll just TEACH them how to have it ^-^

Floofula 10 years ago

why the fuck would i share my perfect life anyway

SimplySolar 8 years ago

I liked this one because I am an introvert and I’m asexual...so I’m fine with not sharing my perfect life with anyone

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus 10 years ago

then it's not the perfect life what a contradiction

Thefairgamer 11 years ago

Wow that's bad.

DonnyDarkblade94 10 years ago

This wouldn't be a perfect life then

Dufferi 11 years ago

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ReapersGrimm 9 years ago

Oh yeah, I speak elvish, draconic, sarcasm, meme, Doge, gibberish, emoji, text, Spanish, sign language , French, a few things in gernman, pig Latin, intercom, train conductor, and mumble...get fucking nuked