Will You Press The Button?

WhatTheSigma2 months ago

Erm what the sigma?

Hydrow9 years ago

lol, just imagine walking to school and your classmate sais "EW, YOU WANNA FUCK ME?" And you're like: Oh shit.

boosterjuicefanlast year

LOL

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thestewfano9 years ago

Can't hide your internet history now can you

TheMidnightMoon9 years ago

Oh crap, good point!

BenGerman3 years ago

I don't need everyone knowing that I think about gay sex half of the time.

cheesegal8 years ago

It says can, if they don't know hopefully they won't try.

Peanusman9 years ago

Wouldn't they just be reading their own minds?

Nathathan8 years ago

OH NOES A PARADOX!

NukeOfficial9 years ago

Simply think: *Stop reading my mind Asshole!*

SavanaStyles_9 years ago

If it happens, its going to be like... person:"Ewww... you want to fuck him? You're crazy men, what are you thinking." And I will smile and said:"Bitch, go fuck yourself with a cactus! You just think the same thing. Hah, like he really will do it with you....[Show full comment]

Butt On8 years ago

Umm...wut?

InesX10X9 years ago

They don't have to read my thoughts... They just have to look at my face

Midnightwolf9809 years ago

My thoughts around my crush: OH GOD HE IS HE IS HERE SHIT SHOIITTTTT OMFG ACT COOL! ACT COOL! DON' T BLOW THIS! HE IS COMING OVER OH GOD OH NO MISSION ABORT! DON' T COME OVER NERRRRRRRRRRRR! *He comes over* Him:Hey! *I die inside* Me: meeeep. *panics and w...[Show full comment]

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Midnightwolf980? Wtf are you even talking about

Nathathan8 years ago

You just randomly start thinking about scenes from video games/movies/webcomics no one knows anymore

skullpic48 years ago

if your ex reads your mind after you got a new girlfriend...

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Read at your own risk

LorenWasHere8 years ago

I think about the smut I read.....A mess would start...

ManiacStar9 years ago

its like your in 3rd grade, and you could think something really bad to your classmate, he tells the teacher, but she never finds out so you could terrorize people

SeabassJames9 years ago

The teacher could read your mind too.

NikolaKing17 years ago

good for schools

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

good. then people know EXACTLY how much i like or dislike them.

Aeroon9 years ago

yeah, it brings new life to the term: "it goes without saying" that i hate them

Braeden Pulley12 years ago

All I have to do when I step outside is think of two simple words... Fuck you. Problem solved!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

Comunication through mind :D why not ?

Skeppy4 years ago

Bc... You:*i like him/her there super cute* Crush: "Eww you look like puke"

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bjorryboy9 years ago

Just dont think when a girl is close onley romantic thins :p

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago

But is it only when I read that persons mind or does everyone in general get the ability to read my mind all the time?

ItzEmmy8 years ago

Oh shit what if I have some dirty thoughts😂

jshaw719 years ago

I can read theirs, they can read mine fair enough...

RealGarfieldlast year

Why would I want new enemies when i already have Nermal

Wendy the wolf10 years ago

Nah, I Don't want my family Knowing of my Horrific Mind. *Thinks about Perverted things, and Every fandom I am part of* My family: e__________e Me: You should have known better than to read my mind anyway... My sister: I KN...[Show full comment]

Julia Broerman9 years ago

If they read your mind, think random things, so they stop reading your mind XD

JFM5 years ago

This is a no win/no win

Michael Dailey12 years ago

No...

Jacksepticeye_12129 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Superwholockian 10 years ago

I don't think letting my mom hear "God dammit Dean,just Kiss the gay angel already! I've cried over enough fics to deal with this"

Pahul9 years ago

OMG, why is everyone obsessed with Dean and Cas. To be honest I'm more into Dr Who and Sherlock then Supernatural. Also I would only think a about fked up thoughts and I don't want to go crazy reading other people's minds aswell.

Enel3 years ago

“You think im cute?” “…” “My favorite color is blue, that was a golden opportunity. Dumbass”

Cici Asxbutch12 years ago

Everyone would be scared af so yeah..... XD

Pewdiepie is a duck9 years ago

Oh god they dont want to hear wats going on in my mind

Aeroon9 years ago

wait... does that mean people can read eachothers thoughts, or just mine?!

EvanCarnell7 years ago

They might not know they can

NickJr1019 years ago

Basically a telepathic connection with everyone. Sweet.

clevercobra19 years ago

LOL LOL

Peggy-fucking-Carter10 years ago

Fuck no

Allie543218 years ago

If someone read my mind they would want to kill themselves

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

I will die in front of my crush

Omar viper9 years ago

Me too

alice_ore10 months ago

no fucking way am i making my worst fear come

Barney_The_Purple_Dinosaur4 years ago

I don't want to be a betazoid

Takata Cheroki12 years ago

*thinks of every bad thought I've ever had* OnO; NOPE!

fallenmedusa9 years ago

I've got a lot of secret stuff in my mined. In my mined right now: take over the world, take over the world. Only joking

I don't understand. Why do I need a username?9 years ago

I would stay away from Catholics. "You want to do WHAT with Saint Michael! You're sick!" (In reality, I have a crush on him, but I don't want to do anything sexual.)

AnimeRaina8 years ago

That means everyone can read your mind. So if you"re thinking about banging someone everyone be like wtf that guy wants to bang that person.

Jacksepticeye_12129 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SummeryPlains19 years ago

You really believe this shit jacksepticeye wanna be

Grumpynyan10 years ago

Heck no! I don't want most people I know to hear me thinking "ihateyouihateyouihateyougoawaynowgoddammitifreakingdespiseyou" and my crush to hear me thinking "holycrapactcoolactcooltrytobeanormalhumanforonceinyourlifeoHCRAPMISSIONFAILED. ABORT MISSION"

fatcorndog66779 years ago

What if I think about masterbateing

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

People don't need to read my mind to figure that out.

CreeperCarrot9 years ago

I didn't press the button. It had chewing gum stuck to it.

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