Will You Press The Button?

WhatTheSigma2 months ago

Erm what the sigma?

Hydrow9 years ago

lol, just imagine walking to school and your classmate sais "EW, YOU WANNA FUCK ME?" And you're like: Oh shit.

boosterjuicefanlast year

LOL

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thestewfano9 years ago

Can't hide your internet history now can you

TheMidnightMoon9 years ago

Oh crap, good point!

BenGerman3 years ago

I don't need everyone knowing that I think about gay sex half of the time.

cheesegal8 years ago

It says can, if they don't know hopefully they won't try.

Peanusman9 years ago

Wouldn't they just be reading their own minds?

Nathathan8 years ago

OH NOES A PARADOX!

NukeOfficial9 years ago

Simply think: *Stop reading my mind Asshole!*

SavanaStyles_9 years ago

If it happens, its going to be like... person:"Ewww... you want to fuck him? You're crazy men, what are you thinking." And I will smile and said:"Bitch, go fuck yourself with a cactus! You just think the same thing. Hah, like he really will do it with you....[Show full comment]

Butt On8 years ago

Umm...wut?

InesX10X9 years ago

They don't have to read my thoughts... They just have to look at my face

Midnightwolf9809 years ago

My thoughts around my crush: OH GOD HE IS HE IS HERE SHIT SHOIITTTTT OMFG ACT COOL! ACT COOL! DON' T BLOW THIS! HE IS COMING OVER OH GOD OH NO MISSION ABORT! DON' T COME OVER NERRRRRRRRRRRR! *He comes over* Him:Hey! *I die inside* Me: meeeep. *panics and w...[Show full comment]

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Midnightwolf980? Wtf are you even talking about

Nathathan8 years ago

You just randomly start thinking about scenes from video games/movies/webcomics no one knows anymore

skullpic48 years ago

if your ex reads your mind after you got a new girlfriend...

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Read at your own risk

LorenWasHere8 years ago

I think about the smut I read.....A mess would start...

ManiacStar9 years ago

its like your in 3rd grade, and you could think something really bad to your classmate, he tells the teacher, but she never finds out so you could terrorize people

SeabassJames9 years ago

The teacher could read your mind too.

NikolaKing17 years ago

good for schools

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

good. then people know EXACTLY how much i like or dislike them.

Aeroon9 years ago

yeah, it brings new life to the term: "it goes without saying" that i hate them

Braeden Pulley12 years ago

All I have to do when I step outside is think of two simple words... Fuck you. Problem solved!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

Comunication through mind :D why not ?

Skeppy4 years ago

Bc... You:*i like him/her there super cute* Crush: "Eww you look like puke"

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I don't understand. Why do I need a username?9 years ago

I would stay away from Catholics. "You want to do WHAT with Saint Michael! You're sick!" (In reality, I have a crush on him, but I don't want to do anything sexual.)

fallenmedusa9 years ago

I've got a lot of secret stuff in my mined. In my mined right now: take over the world, take over the world. Only joking

Grumpynyan10 years ago

Heck no! I don't want most people I know to hear me thinking "ihateyouihateyouihateyougoawaynowgoddammitifreakingdespiseyou" and my crush to hear me thinking "holycrapactcoolactcooltrytobeanormalhumanforonceinyourlifeoHCRAPMISSIONFAILED. ABORT MISSION"

AnimeRaina8 years ago

That means everyone can read your mind. So if you"re thinking about banging someone everyone be like wtf that guy wants to bang that person.

Jacksepticeye_12129 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SummeryPlains19 years ago

You really believe this shit jacksepticeye wanna be

fatcorndog66779 years ago

What if I think about masterbateing

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

People don't need to read my mind to figure that out.

CreeperCarrot9 years ago

I didn't press the button. It had chewing gum stuck to it.

Malcolmxt9 years ago

They don't know if they can read minds only you do

shootingstar2349 years ago

Hm... omg how wo

Chris Hoppe9 years ago

Fine with me

WouldIPressTheButton7 months ago

Why would I curse myself with this awful power?

Lord Hydra10 years ago

Hell no!

Gayness6768 years ago

Talk with your best friend

Buwwizz3 years ago

Now try keeping a secret

Tripp Willard9 years ago

So everybody has telepathic powers.cool

Jetfighter51509 years ago

No fricking way

tj728089 years ago

NO! I MIGHT ACTIDENTLLY SAY BAD WORDS AND I PROMISE TO NEVER SAY BAD WORDS!

JessSchmitz10 years ago

READ THE CHAOS WALKING SERIES: THIS QUESTION WILL MAKE MORE SENSE

AnimeRaina8 years ago

Think of something dirty to make them stop reading your mind. Unless they like it..:

unravellast year

think lots of people want me die when they notice my ability

Matthew Tuersley12 years ago

id be arrested very quickly...

MLG_Noob99209 years ago

Y MWAN IM GONNA REVEAL MY RAL SECRET?!!

Mr. Logic9 years ago

This will be bad in some situations lol.

Owinks7 years ago

But will they know they can read your mind???

shootingstar2349 years ago

Hmm.... omg how would I survive at school with these people seeing what I think? The fandoms I'm in would annoy them a lot more than I already do. Eh. Idgaf.