god answers all the words prayers... 'no' says god
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Chasmnasm9 years ago
So have i
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Bluebomber1310 years ago
I'm pretty sure people pray.... Earth doesn't pray earth is a planet
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Risk12 years ago
I could just say "No." to all the stupid ass prayers, but nah, I'm gonna leave Gods work to God
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Sparky_Folf4 years ago
Sounds like just a normal day as god
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Tridus11 years ago
Downside?
I am GOD! I can do this in a split second!
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LeggoMyEggo0119 years ago
He already has to do that..
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Donderpants11 years ago
You could use Godly powers to make a secretary who answers all prayers, or make everyone not believe in you, so no one would pray to you, or use the dozens of other loopholes.
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LowPoly646 years ago
doesn't say i can't answer the prayers wrong and be an evil god >:)
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ilayml1011 years ago
I'll just hire someone... I am frikin' GOD!
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soghzdliufhl9 years ago
I already am god.
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Ass in Hole11 years ago
I'm a GOD i can kill all ppl!
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Tw20040828!10 years ago
Wait doesn't that mean you can change the negative side if your God?
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Mollywolly12 years ago
No! I believe in the ONE TRUE GOD! Gosh, this website is fun
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Sitara9 years ago
What"s the point of being a god
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LUCKYbanana11 years ago
8===✊=D💦 gay
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jshaw7110 years ago
No thanks...
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Anya Rodgers13 years ago
Not worth it.
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UrMomBigGae8 years ago
Since you"re omnipotent couldn't you just create something that does it automatically
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floopy78911 years ago
BLASPHEMY
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ccicnce1134243 years ago
create other gods to answer them
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Pikachu87611 years ago
Okay I'm still god I can be like 42 the answer to life the universe and everything
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Dunca_Raluca9 years ago
I don't wanna be God. Being a normal human is enough...
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Why should I? "God" doesn't answer prayers.
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SSundee198711 years ago
that would be awesome answering questions. I LOVE QUESTIONS!
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Helloitsmemarchingband10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eye... srnThe boy gr...[Show full comment]
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Nyddles12 years ago
If God can't do it most of the time, I probably wouldn't be able to either
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Maypaws5 years ago
Don't think planets can pray.
Maypaws4 years ago
Ooohh. I use the app, so unfortunately links don't work. Sorry!
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