Will You Press The Button?

WBGrock 9 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone 2 years ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast 11 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh 9 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_ 9 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs 11 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago

Best comment

fenix250 11 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy 11 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Fridawvw 11 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago

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Edward Brown 13 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx 6 years ago

bet

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Dale Southall 13 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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WBGrock 9 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife 9 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Jadeybug 9 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc1205 10 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST201 11 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky 11 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

isnt that what God is supposed to do?

Rofl47 11 years ago

IF I WAS GOD? IF I WAS GOD?!? You'd see more than prayers answered. Everyone would see me, and the world will always be peaceful. Besides, if someone prays for destruction? I can just bend the rules, being a all-seeing being.

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TheOperator 2 years ago

my pages

Maraiya 10 years ago

I said I would answer them, not grant them.

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

If you're God you can handle it

Radgurl45 10 years ago

There is only one God: and He doesn't like it when people say they"re God

Bogga 11 years ago

have my scribes do it for me

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago

im am god, and besides being god i would like to answer people praying, probally i would troll some of them who pray for bad things or dirty ones, would be fun

THE SHEEP OF JUSTICE 10 years ago

im not responsible

MeganN 9 years ago

“9000000 done how many more to go?” O-O “too many”

the baws 11 years ago

when i woke up is see a god loking at me and im like o my gawd

imavirginnn 5 years ago

Dear God, Why does my life suck?

KassyFrost 11 years ago

I am Kira!

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

It never said how I have to react to them.

Snoopydog 11 years ago

While taking addmission in a University you bash up the professor??

Jayy_Jack 10 years ago

First act: Kill all humans.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

it said ANSWER NOT OBEY... everyone who thinks they are the same thing NEEEDS to give me 5 dollars RIGHT NOW!

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

Prayer #1. No Prayer #2. No Prayer #3. No ...etc... Prayer #1,000,000,000. No Prayer #1,000,000,001. No ...etc...

Deacon19 11 years ago

I will use my powers to make people stop praying.

Nao 11 years ago

JUST WHAT I SAID!

QuestionOfLife 10 years ago

Hey im God, i can clone Myself so often i want! Fuck the System!

JoeyDiPatre 8 years ago

since i am god i will make everyone an atheist And make half the population gay

lukeanvar27 11 years ago

Doesnt say when? just put prairs on mute and pleasure yourself as god

Somebodii 3 years ago

Since Earth is capitalized... Transfer all the puny mortals onto a different planet after making it habitable. Blow up Earth. Help them reestablish civilization or not depending on your mood.

Dawsonious 10 years ago

no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.

Justin Foster 13 years ago

It doesn't say you have to say yes....

ParkerMcClure 8 years ago

You have to answer them but you don't have to answer them

Izaac_123 11 years ago

No that's 7-8 billion people

ShitlingThor 9 years ago

A big "fuck you" solves everything

TheCriticalThinker 11 years ago

I don't whant to have to much responsibility and I am pretty lazy so nah I wanna be a person who has a choice and not be ansering question to every person in the world

JDV 9 years ago

As an omnipotent being. This would not be a difficult task

Elirox2002 11 years ago

Um as god it would take like half a second

SugarHype131 10 years ago

I wouldn't mind that, I just don't want to take gods place XD

Frozander 12 years ago

Wow great dillemma, this site is amazing

Eternalsleeper 5 years ago

if im god i could just answer all the prayers in one second or just wipe out earth. I mean if I am a god, I could do anything. I could even make them pray for one thing too. So ya i'll click that button

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