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WBGrock 9 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone 2 years ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast 11 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh 10 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_ 9 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs 11 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago

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fenix250 11 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy 11 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Fridawvw 11 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring 9 years ago

🖕🏻🖕

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Edward Brown 13 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx 6 years ago

bet

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Dale Southall 13 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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WBGrock 9 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife 9 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Jadeybug 9 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc1205 10 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST201 11 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky 11 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

Ass in Hole 11 years ago

I'm a GOD i can kill all ppl!

Tw20040828! 10 years ago

Wait doesn't that mean you can change the negative side if your God?

Mollywolly 12 years ago

No! I believe in the ONE TRUE GOD! Gosh, this website is fun

LowPoly64 6 years ago

doesn't say i can't answer the prayers wrong and be an evil god >:)

ilayml10 11 years ago

I'll just hire someone... I am frikin' GOD!

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

I already am god.

jshaw71 10 years ago

No thanks...

Anya Rodgers 13 years ago

Not worth it.

UrMomBigGae 8 years ago

Since you"re omnipotent couldn't you just create something that does it automatically

floopy789 11 years ago

BLASPHEMY

Sitara 9 years ago

What"s the point of being a god

LUCKYbanana 11 years ago

8===âœŠ=DðŸ’¦ gay

Dunca_Raluca 9 years ago

I don't wanna be God. Being a normal human is enough...

ccicnce113424 3 years ago

create other gods to answer them

Pikachu876 11 years ago

Okay I'm still god I can be like 42 the answer to life the universe and everything

Helloitsmemarchingband 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eye... srnThe boy gr... [Show full comment]

Nyddles 12 years ago

If God can't do it most of the time, I probably wouldn't be able to either

Maypaws 5 years ago

Don't think planets can pray.

Maypaws 4 years ago

Ooohh. I use the app, so unfortunately links don't work. Sorry!

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Kozuto 11 years ago

DESTROY EARTH

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Why should I? "God" doesn't answer prayers.

SSundee1987 11 years ago

that would be awesome answering questions. I LOVE QUESTIONS!

L2Hax13 7 years ago

So it"s like Bruce almighty?

Hoods 11 years ago

Is This A Bruce Allmighty Question? XD

LaceyWhiteWolf 9 years ago

No one can be God, this is soooo wrong

PhxZeeZee 11 years ago

You are God, you can make other angels answer them....

Silverpaw 10 years ago

Who the heck is god?

ThoseFandomss 12 years ago

"God please give me the ability to twerk" NOPENOPENOPE

ZeroPlaysGames 9 years ago

"No."

lilly21447 11 years ago

What if a prayer was to kill everyone on earth

boykisser 2 years ago

just say no ☺

JinxLucifer 10 years ago

Id answer then weirdly so theyd stop praying

Aline Ferreira Mendes 13 years ago

lazy...

CodyThompson 8 years ago

jokes on you I don't believe in god

{classyman} 11 years ago

so basically do nothing.....he doesn't answer anyway

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago

I'll just leave and write in thirty foot high letters of fire, on the top of Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, in the land of Sevorbeupstry, on planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma... Nah i won't spoil it for you.

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