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WBGrock 9 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone 2 years ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast 11 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh 10 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_ 9 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs 11 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago

Best comment

fenix250 11 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy 11 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Fridawvw 11 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago

🖕🏻🖕

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Edward Brown 13 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx 6 years ago

bet

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Dale Southall 13 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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WBGrock 9 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife 9 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Jadeybug 9 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc1205 10 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST201 11 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky 11 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

Edvinas12llll 10 years ago

So bruce almighty OK...

chungchangching 11 years ago

#1 i'll say maybe to all

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago

I'll just leave and write in thirty foot high letters of fire, on the top of Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, in the land of Sevorbeupstry, on planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma... Nah i won't spoil it for you.

Bunnylord 11 years ago

well, win win, finally praying to god would actually get more results than praying to brian henderson.

Ducksaremeanpeople 9 years ago

God is a lie

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago

f u

DomiPambisito 11 years ago

Y send yisus

Memey-Boi 5 years ago

Yes! I’m guessing God can do literally anything, so I could just clone myself and then there are loads of me answering prayers so I don’t have to and everyone gets all their prayers answered!

KassyFrost 11 years ago

Can I choose which God? I would be Aphrodite maybe^^

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

DOES THAT MEAN I CAN MAKE ALL MY FICTIONAL CRUSHES REAL?! And I can make a device that uses my way of thinking to answer prayer. Plus I will be better than god, cause I am actually answering the prayers

Nao 11 years ago

as god, id disable the ability or function to pray to god. downside fixed! xD

_anime_girl_117_ 10 years ago

YASS BITCHES YAS

Immapressit 12 years ago

I would love to see how messed up the world would become.

Slurmp_ 9 years ago

Ill just answer "no"

cute cupcakes 11 years ago

OF COURSE I WILL, I WILL BE GOD RIGHT BUT IT WILL PROBABLY FREAK THEM OUT ðŸ‘³

Nao 11 years ago

xD damn you. nerly killed meh xD where drinking water xD

Thomas Saunders 13 years ago

Procrastinate :P

ColtonTheOrange 8 years ago

My answer will always be no

Moontale1314 3 years ago

PERHAPS I CAN MADE A COMMANDBLOCKS TO ANSWER THEM

Celia Ace 10 years ago

I'll kill all the fucking prayers. Solved roblem .

Clay James Belter 13 years ago

If I'm God I can make it so people can't pray.

AF 9 years ago

Just answer no.

Tjones 9 years ago

I'm God I can make someone to do it for me who likes doing it

flash10cz 11 years ago

Easy ! 1. Get a computer 2. Set up praymail 3. Set autoanswer = "YES !"

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cj897 11 years ago

that kind of power cant be handled by a mortal

GohanIsFav5 10 years ago

Create weker versions of you to answer the questions.

Frozander 12 years ago

Wow great dillemma, this site is amazing

Inky_Goose 5 years ago

say no a bunch of times

Ariel Earthyorder 11 years ago

I imagine that one of the prayers would be: "Please let everyone die... :D"

tedfy 10 years ago

god is not even real

WolfMind 12 years ago

Ugh. What a job. "God" "God" "God" prayers all the time huh? I would probably answer with "God, how about you stop being so religious?! Stop believing in me! I can't take it!"