Will You Press The Button?

WBGrock 9 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone 2 years ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast 11 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh 9 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_ 9 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs 11 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_666 9 years ago

Best comment

fenix250 11 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy 11 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Fridawvw 11 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago

🖕🏻🖕

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Edward Brown 13 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx 6 years ago

bet

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Dale Southall 13 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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WBGrock 9 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife 9 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Jadeybug 9 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc1205 10 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST201 11 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky 11 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

Justin Foster 13 years ago

It doesn't say you have to say yes....

ParkerMcClure 8 years ago

You have to answer them but you don't have to answer them

Izaac_123 11 years ago

No that's 7-8 billion people

ShitlingThor 9 years ago

A big "fuck you" solves everything

TheCriticalThinker 11 years ago

I don't whant to have to much responsibility and I am pretty lazy so nah I wanna be a person who has a choice and not be ansering question to every person in the world

Somebodii 3 years ago

Since Earth is capitalized... Transfer all the puny mortals onto a different planet after making it habitable. Blow up Earth. Help them reestablish civilization or not depending on your mood.

Dawsonious 10 years ago

no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.

Elirox2002 11 years ago

Um as god it would take like half a second

SugarHype131 10 years ago

I wouldn't mind that, I just don't want to take gods place XD

Frozander 12 years ago

Wow great dillemma, this site is amazing

Eternalsleeper 5 years ago

if im god i could just answer all the prayers in one second or just wipe out earth. I mean if I am a god, I could do anything. I could even make them pray for one thing too. So ya i'll click that button

Derpinator 10 years ago

Just say 42.

JDV 9 years ago

As an omnipotent being. This would not be a difficult task

Akash 10 years ago

It never said how... *floods the world*

Skyler Fields 12 years ago

**Opens up Yahwee and types "YES" to all** All in a days work ^^

NotRealyHere 6 years ago

*Reply to all* fu 42

tapood 11 years ago

change the planets name. now its not earth.

Leo139 11 years ago

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jaxthewizard 11 years ago

Who The Fuck Will Read This

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Someweirdfuck 8 years ago

That"s literally what God does dumbass

RaiD 11 years ago

Like Raiden.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Put all the prayers on mute & let everyone figure out their own shit.

Delta 11 years ago

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clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

this is so Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark

Unobox 10 years ago

'God -' 'There's $1,000,000 under your house' 'Oh my goodness'

Adam Kurmanchik 13 years ago

My tiny little nipples went to France

OliverLyford 10 years ago

It would be fun to mess with humans as a god... wait a minute...

That0neGuy 11 years ago

I'll smite all the praying people, so no one will pray ever again.

MongrilPopo 3 years ago

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Ninja_pig 10 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Lzke 9 years ago

Wait I am god. Meaning I am Omnipotent. Meaning I can just set up a prayer hotline to do that. Also it doesn't say I have to answer them personally. I'll just have some random guy do it. Also who knows. It might be fun >:D

PAPS da T-100 11 years ago

I..CANT...toooo...much..

Greninjagamer 5 years ago

Yo so god would be Canadian

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

ill do it like an evil genie adding little extra things

KingSavage4201 11 years ago

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT WILL FUCKIN TAKE?!

Shadowdog 10 years ago

Don't mean ya gotta fix um

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