Will You Press The Button?

BasicBiscuit8 years ago

1)Wish that the rule only counts for the specific word "wish" 2)Wish that wish and splork or a word of your choice are interchangeable 3)Splork for infinite splorks

Panifex8 years ago

I liked this not just because I laughed at "splork for infinite splorks" but because it"s a really damn clever solution

link1997bh9 years ago

I will wishe that I skip 50 be 51

EZyX4 years ago

lol

Psykness3 years ago

1st wish: I wish for the option respawn in the prime of my youth at a safe location if I die. 2nd wish: I wish for the ability to transmute matter so I can't be imprisoned for decades at a time (also for wealth) 3rd wish: the ability to teleport myself and...[Show full comment]

Mac Hollister12 years ago

Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes wish for more wishes wish for immortality

WireNut884 years ago

It literally says no matter what u die at 50

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genool8 years ago

I wish to remove the downside.

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Wish to never age past my 30's.

Bobcob6667 years ago

FUCK NO I LIKE LIFE

Thjmze 8 years ago

1.Wish for wishing well or wishing machine 2. Get free wishes on your wishing machine and just wish to start aging backwards at 49

Dakxis_error8 years ago

wish to never to age past 49 or wish to be 51 and then wish that you can wish for more wishes so you don't run out

ShayToo31058 years ago

Wish 1: wish all rules of wishes to disappear. Wish 2: immortality Wish 3: infinite wishes

Otaku4evur7 years ago

but "all rules of immortality disappear". that means the rule that the wishes come true will disappear

Batunikitty9 years ago

i would wish for the ability to wish for more wishes, then wish for three more wishes, then wish for batman, to be my character, and every superhero universe to be real. totaly cheating, but whatever!

Eric Schulz12 years ago

Wish for more the ability for more wishes whenever you want, Wish to stay young/below 50 forever, Or skip 50

Kylee Wheeler12 years ago

I would wish to be 49 for the rest of my life. I'll never be fifty!!! Mwahaha

Alexandra Caisse12 years ago

Wish to not grow up. to stay forever 21 or something

Chloe Crosland12 years ago

I'd wish that my body clock would slow to half speed

Alisher Zakharov12 years ago

nah, ill just keep 1 wish til I'm almost 50, then wish that i was 51.

Bedo Muuh12 years ago

I would wish i could wish me more wishes, wishception

Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago

Wish for infinite genies that grant 3 wishes each, have no restrictions or catches, and can sing and dance fabulously.

ShadowAndrewsBR4 years ago

My last wish is go into the past, to wish more wishes

LedgendaryDoge9 years ago

wish for more wishes.

Cakarat778 years ago

Wish :1 I wish for a Morphic Adaptation Unit, Wish :2 I wish to have the Gamer ability of my design, Wish :3 I wish to have regeneration that keeps me 25 and that anyone I mate with will get a copy of my regeneration.

SirFuchsigus10 years ago

Wish to stay the same age forever so you never turn fifty and die, duh.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Wish for god powers so you can do whatever you want, loophole found.

Orreia8 years ago

Wish for one of those things in Men in Black, the flashy device that makes people forget things, and whoever gave you the wishes, will forget that they gave them to you in the first place!! Then you can enjoy your other TWO wishes, while living on past 50 ;)

Thinking10 years ago

1 wish to grant your own wishes infinitely 2 stop aging

\\&quot;Bitch\\&quot;_\\&quot;jerk\\&quot;9 years ago

Turn 20 Have jared Padalecki fall in love with me No more acne

Paul Welsh12 years ago

wish for infinite life then wish for infinite genie in a bottles

Crashdichko6 years ago

Wish to be revived after 50 years

El Muerto9 years ago

I cant wish for more wishes but i can wish for unlimiteed wishes.

TinaButterfly2 days ago

I wish for the ability to respawn.

Axys9 years ago

Wish for time manipulation, keep myself below 50, wish to break all mystical and physical laws, wish to be able to grant my own wishes. With those, kill the fucking rude ass genie who wants me dead by 50

Lambro0007 years ago

Id wish i was 20 all my life

Hellcamper10 years ago

1-Life becomes anime. 2-I get perfect girl. 3-Everyone ages 1 year every two years. Now i increased my life expectation by 30 years. Profit.

SoulPancake8 years ago

wish that i always had wishes, wish to not age past x, PROFIT

xx420yoloswagmaster10 years ago

Time travel

IsabellaFrake7 years ago

Some people don’t get to live to the age of 50 anyway

zebrasforlife10 years ago

Wish to never turn fifty

NinjasAndLasers9 years ago

what if your past 50 already?

camderpmorgan11 years ago

1: wish for more genies 2: wish for the latest and greatest tech 3: wish for the worlds hottest girl as my girlfriend

Ghost-in-the-snail-shell4 years ago

Wish for the ability to add years whenever you want between whichever days, whenever you want, or wish for the ability to keep your age the same? Lot of workarounds, and free two wishes

ThehueofBlu9 years ago

I'll wish to be able to wish for more wishes, i'll with for infinite wishes, and then i'll wish to stay at a certain age until I get sick of that age, and choose a dif age with my infinite wishes.