Fuck it. Now I have an excuse to wear a hooded cloak and mask. And I could be Hellsings Alucard without the restrictions, so even though I sparkle, I'm still the worlds ultimate badass, and it isn't like I'm going to blend in anyways
Heai79 years ago
Alucard from the abridged series
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the117doctor9 years ago
Freakin" FABULOUS! Also, my weakness is black holes. Good luck.
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GamingEinstein9 years ago
What is wrong with sparkling in the sunlight. People that don't want this have some serious issues
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°Kitty°10 years ago
So I get to be sexy? Yeah!!!
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MNITIMMY11 years ago
SPF 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 POWERS I cant sparkle if the sun cant touch me
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gkamonkeyfeet11 years ago
I now have a reason to look like a killer
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MerciusFercius10 years ago
So I'm not a vampire?
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EpicRick10 years ago
Vampire?Why everybody wants to be a sparkling vampire.
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Ana_bradley10 years ago
My main power would be that I have no weaknesses
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Shadow Korosu11 years ago
The power to make anything I think of become real. Grant myself infinite power, and at least one of these will prevent the sparkle.
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yomomshot11 years ago
Your Mother is a vampire too
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Pirlczian11 years ago
power: create an invisible aura that repels sunlight
as long as i don't burn and turn to ashes, i would totally sparkle
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Lillyma37 years ago
Your a vampire, you can't go into the sun. 🧛♂️
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Krusek9 years ago
I will sing "I'm so shiny!"
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blehe3812 years ago
*makes sure to kill all people in broad daylight and makes catchphrase "thparkle, motherfucker"*
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Yuyuko2 years ago
I am Chinese, so vampire, it's not in my consideration.
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Breadstick10 years ago
My weakness is Sweatpants.
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Ugly_Potatoe10 years ago
I see no downside with this. I'll just look prettier. I wish this were real tbh.
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whosbucky12 years ago
Ummm... Long clothes and makeup!
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MGMasterOv3 years ago
fr wtf is going on
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ThatCook 10 years ago
Make one of your weaknesses sunlight (if you want) LO0O0O0O0OP HOLEEEEE
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
that"s not a downside.
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SadistDragon11 years ago
Just cover all your skin then no downside.
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Shman239 years ago
What"s my weakness?
CAKE
NNOOOOO!!!!!!
Time to end it all
Eats slice of Cake
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TheBoss87611 years ago
Invincible and immune to sunlight
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Lunamoon1910 years ago
Why would you want to press it!? Ew!!!!!!
pokebutton34510 years ago
lyer
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The_w0lf_of_f1re9 years ago
A lot of people automatically think "Twilight" but, what about Underworld? I know she didn't sparkle but still.
The_w0lf_of_f1re9 years ago
She was badass
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Anime Archives11 years ago
bishounen / bishojo
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Jean Has No Life10 years ago
Fuck yes, I hate twilight but I would actually go outside if I sparkled in the sunlight
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Vintage_Carthage5 years ago
I think I"d go for a cyber vampire
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Kim1234nek3 years ago
213top
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( Jeff The Killer )10 years ago
No downside. So if someone is ever hating I can yell FORGET U IM FABULOUS!!! (even tho Im a emo)
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MatheusLaurentino9 years ago
i would choose no weakness lol and idc about sparkling in sunlight
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nathan0012 years ago
so i can do whatever i want as long as i sparkle...
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Yoshi7118 years ago
The power to not sparkle
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lucas106mm11 years ago
weakness to sunlight. I'll sparkle to death, motherfuckers
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TheRadiantDehd10 years ago
So... I'm a vampire... but I wear glitter... You do realize that"s not what actual vampires do right? If I'm becoming a vampire, sunlight is going to kill me
Migdin110 years ago
The button says yoi can CHOOSE your weaknesses and powers
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Username12 years ago
Fuck twilight
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Mrnothing4 years ago
YOUR stupid if you like vampires bc Theyr sucks and Very deal i better be cartoon cat
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stride131310 years ago
Nope, not being a sparkle fairy
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DatNoob11 years ago
AW HELL NAW I AIN'T GONNA BE NO TWILIGHT MAN!
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candymancacti10110 years ago
I'd be a walking disco ballman....DISCO, DISCO! zohan reference
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