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You will become physically immortal
but
You will have AIDS and everyone around you knows it
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Netheritegamer696 4 years ago
Jesus...
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Anonumous 9 years ago
If you are immortal AIDs wont effect you...?

4804072914 9 years ago
You become "physically" immortal... What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you not also mentally immortal? Do you just have a mindless body walking around on Earth while your brain rots inside your skull? What? Why?

Is69dudes 5 years ago
Nah cuz ur brain is phisical
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Mokushotaar 7 years ago
You can't transmit AIDS. You can transmit HIV, but AIDS is a condition, not a virus. It just mean you have a weak immune system. So basically, be immortal but get sick constantly and everyone knows why.

justjesus 7 years ago
I pressed it because inevitably, there will be a cure, and I'll no longer have aids. To some of you being immortal would suck but I"d love it. Sure everyone you know will die but you'll meet new people but eventually the universe will disappear. However it... [Show full comment]

ooppsssssss 5 years ago
It never said you couldn't feel pain. You will wait, for eons and eons without the ability to breath, you will be so close to death but not have the ability to die. You will wish you could die, as you continue to float there, in complete pain for almost wh... [Show full comment]
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ChickenMan1337 9 years ago
The only thing bad about AIDS is that you might die.

ChickenMan1337 9 years ago
And you"re immortal, so you can't die.

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Evil Questions 11 years ago
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Jdog42=m808forlife 11 years ago
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juanito 5 years ago
que carajos
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Andrew Makara 13 years ago
Reaver

Genuine 11 years ago
Being immortal does NOT sound good. Think about it, what if you go through an extremely painful process and you can't get out of it or die? You'd be going through pain for your whole life.

RebelRey2187 9 years ago
Is this Rent?

loopholelife 11 years ago
What's aids?

AmazingSans 9 years ago
Wait, what? I don't think I have a proper reaction to this one.

Butt 11 years ago
I don't wanton live forever

PyroDuck 12 years ago
Aids would not affect you if you were immortal

Recklesslion4455 11 years ago
i didnt press it if you did i dont know because you cant die from the aids or can you

Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 9 months ago
Heal AIDS, BABEEEEEY

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Upside?

BubbaHoTep 10 years ago
Aids will be curable in the near future.

Sophiab673 11 years ago
Upside?

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mrperson420 11 years ago
i dont wann kill people with sex

Xxlololo09xX 9 years ago
i dont mind the fucking SIDA the SIDA sucks ma ballz nigz :V

Latif Sabimbona 13 years ago
So live until some if not yourself discovers the cure for AIDS

Honk Honk 11 years ago
Immortality sucks ass

Kenneth.Levin 10 years ago
its called a condom

Henning 11 years ago
I'm immortal so I can wait for a cure

imavirginnn 6 years ago
ew immortality

Vulpinemushroom 11 years ago
They are both bad

SabreRulez 9 years ago
Uh Bart baker it"s everyday bro gives aids.

Alchemist 11 years ago
You are immortal do stuff that would kill other and get money from that and get a AIDS Cure

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago
Condom?

Lilawilson2 12 years ago
I wouldn't like to be immortal anyway.

Megan Straka 13 years ago
The pros and cons of this...

TheoKancho 10 years ago
who wants to live forever...

ThatGuy1337 10 years ago
I'd rather be killed by AIDS

TheREALbooperdooper 11 years ago
Wait for everyone else who knows to die and then do whatever u want

LBiscuit 11 years ago
If i'm immortal means i can't die by ANYTHING, Upside negates downside. Learn how to click, 74% of people!

Prism 9 years ago
I wanna hear that "You Have AIDS" song again. it is fucking hilarious and I can't suffer from the effects of the illnesses because I am immorta- wait, I am immortal. UNPRESS THE BUTTON UNPRESS THE BUTTON.

jshaw71 11 years ago
Who cares if people know I have aids? If I am immortal, wouldn't I be able to cure aids within my own body?

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
I'm immortal, so I can take as long as I want to discover a cure for aids. Til then I'll only sleep with other people who already have aids.

Fleet_Admiral_Auto 9 years ago
But I still wouldn't die, right?

ButtonUnMaster 4 years ago
So you can't die, but would be sick af forever? No thanks

Krusek 10 years ago
Immortality, I"d buy that for a dollar.

daeniml3497 11 years ago
get it remmoved bitch

Panifex 8 years ago
I will have An Incredibly Dark Square. Or An International Deli Sandwich. Or Anything I Desire Suddenly. Get the picture?

Malcolmxw 12 years ago
Immortality is overrated.
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