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You marry the girl of dreams
but
You have to go to war for 10 years
Next

Arotrace 2 years ago
Lesbean

235x0 3 years ago
i pick the godlike form of myself that is also female. also would you try to kill something that can become any pokémon (excluding Arceus) and you don't have any pokémon or poké balls.

235x0 2 years ago
HarveyWright You have at least a 50% chance that Arceus is male, an adult, or genderless. @HarveyWright
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CCthecat 10 years ago
I AM NOT A LESBIAN

Eyyyyyyimdumb 8 years ago
Then imagine it the other way you wall nut
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dragonrider2892 11 years ago
You are in the 10 year war of life BAM!!!!!!

AA_Dude 9 years ago
that starts when you move out

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago
This site needs a skip button

ChickenMan1337 9 years ago
@LeftTesticleofKrom WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
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county1234 11 years ago
Well i mean,you can become a well-trained soldier and succeed.GET REKT

Mechanic4games 11 years ago
hey, war for 10 years isn't all that bad, most of the time people never actually see any action when in a war

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
True

FlamboyantDeceptionLukasBlitz 10 years ago
I'm gay

JESUSKICKASS 11 years ago
I love war,motherfuckers

Macucumber 10 years ago
warmongering for the win

DildoFaggings 11 years ago
I say kill them all hell yeah lets dominate the world

PieLucas 8 years ago
So the Odyssey

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Wait... my country isn't in war... Free gurlzzzzzz

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Yeah honestly i don't i would survive there one week. Counterstrike told me that ._.

CharlotteTheQueenBee 10 years ago
WTF WHERE ARE ALL MY LADIES ??

Christian Hanlin 13 years ago
war agenst germs

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
So if your service in the war started about 7 years ago, then you’ve got about 3 years left. You can make it! Help eradicate germs!
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Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
which girl? I have many dreams about many different girls.

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Well played Hugh... well played

BadaBomb 10 years ago
P.T.S.D.? No thanks. Also, some people aren't into girls.

Gaboseries 11 years ago
There's a bar called "war"

Killer737 11 years ago
We had to go in war for 10 years in clash of clans

jshaw71 11 years ago
I go to war before or after I marry her?

OrganStealer52 11 years ago
... What's the downside? ( I'm a girl... Yay! )

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Same! Girls rule!!

marcuitos 11 years ago
i can go to war the last 10 years of my life being an old man and just let myself die there

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago
A YouTube comment war!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
I'm going with you!
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Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm not violent or a lesbian!

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Make love not war : P
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Louis A. Nieves 13 years ago
War on cavities

SapphireIsle 10 years ago
War ain't fun.

KawaiiKatYT 8 years ago
Hmmm.... DID THIS SITE JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! Ha ha I’m a girl. Do girls even go to war? Anyway I’m not even 18 yet

Narbe 11 years ago
I'm gay so...

ARW123 9 years ago
I didn't specify what type of war. I could be a video game

israaM 11 years ago
I will get ISIS anyway

prid3-33 9 years ago
War sounds fun to me.

Thecoconut99 11 years ago
I'm already in the military, so jokes on you button.

LemonSlices 10 years ago
This is the bwst dillemma.

Crazydude5 12 years ago
Fly around in a jet killing everyone. Boom, war done in a few days

miwijkowo 5 months ago
I'm gay, fuck no

Slickyriky420 10 years ago
"The girl of dreams." She sounds like a rapist fuck that.

Schplexus 5 years ago
Uhm, no, I don't wanna have to marry my dream girl just because I go to war.

Tressler.joshua@gmail.com 11 years ago
I hate war so screw it and I don't like girls either

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Because you don't know anything about the military
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TorbenOstergaard 9 years ago
BOOM!!!

ZweetKizz 11 years ago
Well for the first.. Im attracted to a guy. He's kind of a member of the military.. So we could just go to war together... Lol jk.. But still.

DrPhoenixYT 7 years ago
You'll survive and be a war hero, so hell yeah

i'mme 11 years ago
But do I die in war?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
By being sniped, landmined, airstriked, shot down, exploded, smothered and so on

Sean0401 9 years ago
Hacksaw ridge

Teh_Kombat_Xpert 11 years ago
i have spoken to soldiers, 10 years of war would drive you insane if you survived...

herpderpgod 11 years ago
Of course u know. Ur teh kombat master

Fluff.Pup 10 years ago
I'm a girl

BLAZEWOLF202 10 years ago
What"s the point in love when there is a 70 percent chance you will die at war?

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago
Im a girl and im not gay....

psychopathCrazy 11 years ago
Plot twist:I am a girl.

SemiIsback 8 years ago
I love war Oh f---- Welp

blob4123 11 years ago
doesnt say if she stays with you for life. could divorce

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
That*
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