Will You Press The Button?

KataDarklast month

How can you be intelligent if you no longer have a brain?

syphon9 years ago

If you're a vegetable, that means you're braindead. You can't be intelligent if your brain isn't working.

SanicTheHedgehog8 years ago

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DaPurpleTurtle9 years ago

no... DON'T EAT ME!!!! I know the secrets of the univer-- aaaaaah!

Migdin18 years ago

Tara Young, they never specified wich vegetable, it could be a a person, or food. :l

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NorwegianVikingzzzzzz9 years ago

Am i the only one that doesn´t see any downside of this? or is it just me that really want to experience the life of a broccoli?

Migdin18 years ago

Or a carrot, and vrdbødøgkdbbdbdnkdbgngnf

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sup11128 years ago

Why would i wan't to be intelligent if i needed to be an vegetable cmo"n guys think! XD i hate vegetables urgh

Migdin18 years ago

Me too, i havent eaten a vegetable in over 1 year

2006_Chevrolet_Impala_SS4 years ago

So I become Steven Hawking

Turtlegamer1248 years ago

I love carrots so I'll turn into one then eat myself

The_Bean_Lord8 years ago

Are you kidding me who cares about intelligence I can finally be a vegetable!

Kalle Saretsalo12 years ago

As much as I've always wanted to be a carrot... no.

Aaron129987 years ago

*munch munch. Ok, does anyone have any ideas on how to send a box of yeet thins into space?

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Manza1239 years ago

22% is pretty stupid, in my opinion

EnderManGamerOfficial7 years ago

This was just stupid

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Can I be a fruit instead? I want to be a fucking coconut. Don't ask me why.

SomeNormalPeople_887 years ago

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abcx8 years ago

This. is. ridiculously. funny.

Jacob Huber12 years ago

BOOM stephen hawking invent something to talk for you!

twitchyglitch3 years ago

Me reading this in 2022 crying

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Carlos Martinez12 years ago

There are no cons here

lovey8269 years ago

i pressed it, bc, being a vegetable would be more exiting than my life rn :(

Toxicitor10 years ago

Then the only thing you can do is figure out the solutions to problems you cannot solve.

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Al baber9 years ago

I become potato

WizardSP7 years ago

i think i know where Rick and Morty got their idea from

AtheenaWolf11229 years ago

Me: I can finally become a potato!!!!

AlakzanderA9 years ago

I... jus... I just.... WHAT!? What kind of question is this???

LycansRock3 years ago

I'm also a pickle and cucumber and vinegar cum

mister epicness9 years ago

i DESPISE vegetables! I DESPISE IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackwolf66069 years ago

Nope

QualityStuff4565 years ago

I turned myself into a pickle morty

Deacon Hall10 years ago

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Tara Young9 years ago

I'm glad'm not the only one who knew what they were referring to when they said "vegetable"

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

I have had this question 3 times. Wtf?

Migdin18 years ago

I have had a different question 5 time, in the same day...... it was some months ago.

TheOneTEM7 years ago

I am already super intelligent

DemonicAngelX8 years ago

i can finally be a potato

Lolzman229 years ago

WTF this makes no sense

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Garrett10199 years ago

So I would just be a vegetable the entire time.

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Dominatork1019 years ago

Im already intelligent

XxFluttershyxX8 years ago

If get eaten you die. And also you can't move. SO WHY BECOME A VEGETABLE?!

CaptinGamer9 years ago

That's a personal hell.

gavinbrichardson7 years ago

Steven Hawking

CheetahNutella10 years ago

i'm worried about the 15% that DID press the button...

Lala12809 years ago

How can a cucumber become intelligent??

Tara Young9 years ago

1.Cucumbers are fruit 2.The game was referring to a person incapable of carring for themselves in any way. They cannot feed themselves, bathe themselves, or speak.

memphismuir7 years ago

You can be eaten

Marcus975319 years ago

U chould just make something to turn u back

FirefoxYT8 years ago

Vegetables cant move so they cant create

dankmemes1018 years ago

I"d rather be a fruit.

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MX_853 years ago

I AM A FUCKING CARROT

DaTroll9 years ago

I will be eaten dafuq is that

jshaw719 years ago

make a device to communicate with people...

Dark225 years ago

PICKLE RIIIIIICK

ElricBrothers9 years ago

You can't do anything as a vegetable.

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