Will You Press The Button?

KataDark 2 years ago

How can you be intelligent if you no longer have a brain?

syphon 11 years ago

If you're a vegetable, that means you're braindead. You can't be intelligent if your brain isn't working.

SanicTheHedgehog 9 years ago

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DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago

no... DON'T EAT ME!!!! I know the secrets of the univer-- aaaaaah!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Tara Young, they never specified wich vegetable, it could be a a person, or food. :l

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NorwegianVikingzzzzzz 11 years ago

Am i the only one that doesn´t see any downside of this? or is it just me that really want to experience the life of a broccoli?

Migdin1 10 years ago

Or a carrot, and vrdbødøgkdbbdbdnkdbgngnf

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sup1112 10 years ago

Why would i wan't to be intelligent if i needed to be an vegetable cmo"n guys think! XD i hate vegetables urgh

Migdin1 10 years ago

Me too, i havent eaten a vegetable in over 1 year

Turtlegamer124 10 years ago

I love carrots so I'll turn into one then eat myself

2006_Chevrolet_Impala_SS 6 years ago

So I become Steven Hawking

Kalle Saretsalo 13 years ago

As much as I've always wanted to be a carrot... no.

Aaron12998 8 years ago

*munch munch. Ok, does anyone have any ideas on how to send a box of yeet thins into space?

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The_Bean_Lord 9 years ago

Are you kidding me who cares about intelligence I can finally be a vegetable!

Manza123 11 years ago

22% is pretty stupid, in my opinion

EnderManGamerOfficial 8 years ago

This was just stupid

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

Can I be a fruit instead? I want to be a fucking coconut. Don't ask me why.

SomeNormalPeople_88 9 years ago

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abcx 9 years ago

This. is. ridiculously. funny.

Jacob Huber 13 years ago

BOOM stephen hawking invent something to talk for you!

twitchyglitch 5 years ago

Me reading this in 2022 crying

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Carlos Martinez 13 years ago

There are no cons here

AlakzanderA 11 years ago

I... jus... I just.... WHAT!? What kind of question is this???

LycansRock 5 years ago

I'm also a pickle and cucumber and vinegar cum

mister epicness 11 years ago

i DESPISE vegetables! I DESPISE IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackwolf6606 11 years ago

Nope

QualityStuff456 6 years ago

I turned myself into a pickle morty

Deacon Hall 11 years ago

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Tara Young 10 years ago

I'm glad'm not the only one who knew what they were referring to when they said "vegetable"

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

I have had this question 3 times. Wtf?

Migdin1 10 years ago

I have had a different question 5 time, in the same day...... it was some months ago.

TheOneTEM 8 years ago

I am already super intelligent

DemonicAngelX 10 years ago

i can finally be a potato

Lolzman22 11 years ago

WTF this makes no sense

SCP Foundation 11 years ago

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Garrett1019 11 years ago

So I would just be a vegetable the entire time.

Latooflo 9 years ago

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DarrenTheKid 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

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Dominatork101 11 years ago

Im already intelligent

XxFluttershyxX 10 years ago

If get eaten you die. And also you can't move. SO WHY BECOME A VEGETABLE?!

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

That's a personal hell.

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

Steven Hawking

CheetahNutella 12 years ago

i'm worried about the 15% that DID press the button...

Lala1280 11 years ago

How can a cucumber become intelligent??

Tara Young 10 years ago

1.Cucumbers are fruit 2.The game was referring to a person incapable of carring for themselves in any way. They cannot feed themselves, bathe themselves, or speak.

memphismuir 9 years ago

You can be eaten

Marcus97531 10 years ago

U chould just make something to turn u back

FirefoxYT 9 years ago

Vegetables cant move so they cant create

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I"d rather be a fruit.

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MX_85 4 years ago

I AM A FUCKING CARROT

DaTroll 11 years ago

I will be eaten dafuq is that

jshaw71 11 years ago

make a device to communicate with people...

Dark22 6 years ago

PICKLE RIIIIIICK

ElricBrothers 11 years ago

You can't do anything as a vegetable.

SemiIsback 8 years ago

Oh yay i can become a carrot

Elizabeth Gill 13 years ago

If you were a vegetable, you wouldn't know the difference anyway

Kiki28 10 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

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cherryespe 11 years ago

I'm already intelligent

SCP Foundation 11 years ago

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Pumpkin_Melon 11 years ago

I'm already pretty smart. soooo

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