Will You Press The Button?

WryGoat 10 years ago

$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz 4 years ago

its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere 5 years ago

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!

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skimpel8 10 years ago

Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X 10 years ago

It could be someone I don't like

The_Creature 4 months ago

heh you look pretty strong do you want to join my team?

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58bravo 11 years ago

You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi 9 years ago

dude learn how to spell

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Jess Burks 13 years ago

I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika06 3 years ago

Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab... [Show full comment]

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Ritty03 9 years ago

Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

LailaButtonPresser 10 years ago

I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy5454 10 years ago

I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes 13 years ago

Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy 9 years ago

Haha 26 now

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TheSecretMan 9 years ago

All my relatives would be dead by spring...

DragonflyFalls 12 years ago

Well, considering earlier I pushed a button allowing my too cure cancer I will just cure them. Duh.

Jimpsu 10 years ago

I dont do anything with dollars. Its Euros in our country

Abigassdalek 10 years ago

Then you fucking get pounds you idiotic Brit!

Corgizgame 6 years ago

I’m not going to value my sibling’s life at 1,000 bucks. (Except for my younger cousins)

crazydude99 11 years ago

I'd use the money to build a TARDIs go far enough into the future where cancer is eliminated and bring back the cure or if the cure never happens I'd just use my TARDIS to keep running and travelling

Candyprincess 10 years ago

Never said we couldn't choose those people. I have my death wish list, I would just go through it slowly every time I sneeze and when I get to the end of it, I can just re infect all the ones who survived. Problem solved, and im rich

i-am-god-damned-bored 8 years ago

spend it on one of those cancer donation things?

GBvX 11 years ago

This is really stupid :/ You get cash but a person you know will die. That is really messed up

GrodaGaming 9 years ago

Use that money for cancer cure research

KomaRocko 9 years ago

You can use the money for hospital appliances and a cure!

LlamaCorn_Gamer 11 years ago

my dad already has cancer but i still didnt press it

GottaPoint 10 years ago

14084 people pressed the button? I'm disappointed in humanity.

randofurry last year

That isn't much for how little people sneeze, and you still will probably sneeze enough over your life to give everyone you know cancer(including yourself) with less than 100 grand to show for it. Wait... what would happen if everyone you knew had cancer, then you sneezed again?

marcuitos 11 years ago

but you could use the money to help sciencists to find a way to cure cancer...and it doesn't say that it's an incurable kind of cancer

Mrbeanfan 5 years ago

Millions of people die everyday, plus overpopulation. And, I don't mean to fe a capitalist here, but money buys me little plushies.

LOLTIME 11 years ago

a thousand bucksis not a lot of money i earn 5000 every day

BoppTheBunn 9 years ago

I haven't been able to sneeze for months so this doesn't affect me

necrowar 11 years ago

i hate everyone so meh

longwatermelon 7 years ago

they don't deserve it plus giving someone cancer for only 1000 dollars? pfft not worth it

Batchak 11 years ago

Lol, $1000 to 'cancerize' someone I know. NOPE.

Issei-Hyodo 9 years ago

Hmmmmmmm.........-goes near Justin bieber-

David Heald 13 years ago

I didn't press it and then sneezed right after that. Talk about a close call.

Cmg4567 10 years ago

Nope nope nope

the windowsnerd 11 years ago

wut if u dont know anyone but urself do u get cancer

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Now it’s 25%

Awesome Pickle 11 years ago

Bunch of messed up 22%

Standartbriish 4 years ago

if they get stage one cancer and compenstaion you know COWERD THE MEDICAL BILL it woudv been a harder choice

idkshouldi 9 years ago

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