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Everytime you sneeze, you earn a thousand dollars
but
Yet, everytime you sneeze, someone you know(close or distant) gets cancer
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WryGoat 11 years ago
$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz 4 years ago
its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you
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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere 5 years ago
I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!
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skimpel8 10 years ago
Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X 10 years ago
It could be someone I don't like

The_Creature 5 months ago
heh you look pretty strong do you want to join my team?
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58bravo 11 years ago
You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi 9 years ago
dude learn how to spell
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Jess Burks 13 years ago
I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika06 3 years ago
Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab... [Show full comment]
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Ritty03 9 years ago
Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago
I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

LailaButtonPresser 10 years ago
I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy5454 10 years ago
I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes 13 years ago
Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy 9 years ago
Haha 26 now
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Sanara 10 years ago
I'm not that selfish

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
yes, a moon cancer servant from fgo

Dark_Raven97 11 years ago
I would like take sneeze powder to sneeze veryoften and spent all the money for anti cancer organisations

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago
Sneezing is an involuntary action. Why the fuck would I want to base monetary gain off of something so unreliable?

Theposhape 6 years ago
Most people I know have cancer

DarriDJ 9 years ago
I pressed the button by accident

Dragon-Named 12 years ago
Mother/money, father/money, sister/money: I pick family

pokebutton345 10 years ago
EVERYONE, SAY YES

ManaAbuse 11 years ago
I have no friends.

Discordian 8 years ago
use that money to fund a cure for cancer, then get rich

Luffy Staz 11 years ago
Easy just don't talk to someone close and say you hate them $$$$$$$$$$

Enigmix888 2 years ago
Don't you get like ten cancer cells every second, they just get neutralized? No downside.

Polgin 11 years ago
no upside

idkshouldi 9 years ago
MY MOM NO AND MY DAD DIE ;(

Deltron_Zed 11 years ago
Dont want that

saraisnotonfire 10 years ago
If you hit yes you are a horrible person

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Does this include me

nekotan_chou 12 years ago
Well, I can spend my money on curing them sooooo

☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ 10 years ago
Wich asshole would press that button?!

CCharlie1321 6 years ago
I only know a few people so no thanks

ryanawe123 11 years ago
www.science20 *dot* com/confessions_stem_cell_scientist/why_literally_everyone_has_cancer_and_what_means_you-81937

GhostGirl627 11 years ago
People be cruel up in here.

Bluemchen 8 years ago
I would wish, that right before I die my brain would stop function. So I’m not actual dead but I won’t feel anything anymore. Therefore the downside will fulfill without affecting me.

Bluemchen 8 years ago
Oh no I screwed up 🙈 this post belongs to a different button.

PiranhaPig 11 years ago
who the heck would press this one? thats screwed up, man.

asdf2 9 years ago
What if you hace to sneeze 1200 times a day I feel sorry 4 her

Sandra Pasch 13 years ago
Knowing how often I sneeze I might be a billionaire by now but Earth would look pretty empty. Settled for not pressing anyways.

Codingmaster398 9 years ago
Imagine if you had a girlfriend. Then wut?

fbsueryitl 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago
I sneeze in combos of up to 14, I"d destroy the city

MrMaxCat805 11 years ago
Loophole: you try to sneeze an absolute ton, then use the money you earned to create a cure.

AxeTFC 11 years ago
WHO THE FUCK WOULD PRESS THE BUTTON

VEZOLLA 10 years ago
In finland we have euros #whatthefuck

pavel345 5 years ago
holy moly whoever clicked the button must not have a life like jesus

mrmegatyrone 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count do... [Show full comment]

LaurenBThot 9 years ago
I sneeze so much everyone in the world would get it ._.

officialBartsimpson 6 years ago
id do it

Blarkbitch 11 years ago
You cab rise money for cancer? IDK I DIDNT CLICK IT

Peacefully_Amazing 9 years ago
Will you sacrifice your loved ones for a thousand dollars

AbbyBabbles 12 years ago
I don't really sneeze anyways. . . I don't see an upside here.
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