Will You Press The Button?

WryGoat9 years ago

$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz2 years ago

its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere4 years ago

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!

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skimpel89 years ago

Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X9 years ago

It could be someone I don't like

Noobslayerxxx5 years ago

But it also could be your crush you don't get to choose

58bravo9 years ago

You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi7 years ago

dude learn how to spell

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Ritty037 years ago

Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

Jess Burks12 years ago

I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika062 years ago

Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab...[Show full comment]

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LailaButtonPresser8 years ago

I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy54549 years ago

I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes12 years ago

Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy8 years ago

Haha 26 now

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Otakumomoka9 years ago

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies.

SuperSoda247 years ago

I am english so pounds

Coghalo9 years ago

I will not spread cancer for money

Michelle5438 years ago

Pls go to Michelle543 and do muy dilemmas

Mememaster697 years ago

i"d think about it for a million per sneeze but not 1000

TheLemonHeadYT9 years ago

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mallardkind8 years ago

i have engouh money to donate to make a cure for cancer then buy and then give to the people i know

MNITIMMY9 years ago

can you imagine if people with alergys (I probably didn't spell that right) who presseeeeeee this?

Occult_Nightingale9 years ago

Sneezing is an involuntary action. Why the fuck would I want to base monetary gain off of something so unreliable?

Sanara9 years ago

I'm not that selfish

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

yes, a moon cancer servant from fgo

Dark_Raven979 years ago

I would like take sneeze powder to sneeze veryoften and spent all the money for anti cancer organisations

Theposhape4 years ago

Most people I know have cancer

DarriDJ8 years ago

I pressed the button by accident

Dragon-Named11 years ago

Mother/money, father/money, sister/money: I pick family

Discordian7 years ago

use that money to fund a cure for cancer, then get rich

Luffy Staz9 years ago

Easy just don't talk to someone close and say you hate them $$$$$$$$$$

pokebutton3458 years ago

EVERYONE, SAY YES

ManaAbuse9 years ago

I have no friends.

saraisnotonfire8 years ago

If you hit yes you are a horrible person

Enigmix8887 months ago

Don't you get like ten cancer cells every second, they just get neutralized? No downside.

Polgin9 years ago

no upside

idkshouldi7 years ago

MY MOM NO AND MY DAD DIE ;(

Deltron_Zed9 years ago

Dont want that

CCharlie13214 years ago

I only know a few people so no thanks

ryanawe1239 years ago

www.science20 *dot* com/confessions_stem_cell_scientist/why_literally_everyone_has_cancer_and_what_means_you-81937

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Does this include me

nekotan_chou10 years ago

Well, I can spend my money on curing them sooooo

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Wich asshole would press that button?!

asdf28 years ago

What if you hace to sneeze 1200 times a day I feel sorry 4 her

Sandra Pasch12 years ago

Knowing how often I sneeze I might be a billionaire by now but Earth would look pretty empty. Settled for not pressing anyways.

GhostGirl6279 years ago

People be cruel up in here.

Bluemchen7 years ago

I would wish, that right before I die my brain would stop function. So I’m not actual dead but I won’t feel anything anymore. Therefore the downside will fulfill without affecting me.

Bluemchen7 years ago

Oh no I screwed up 🙈 this post belongs to a different button.

PiranhaPig9 years ago

who the heck would press this one? thats screwed up, man.

MrMaxCat8059 years ago

Loophole: you try to sneeze an absolute ton, then use the money you earned to create a cure.

Codingmaster3987 years ago

Imagine if you had a girlfriend. Then wut?

fbsueryitl9 years ago

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Somerandomwizard8 years ago

I sneeze in combos of up to 14, I"d destroy the city

LaurenBThot7 years ago

I sneeze so much everyone in the world would get it ._.

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