Will You Press The Button?

WryGoat 11 years ago

$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz 4 years ago

its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere 5 years ago

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!

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skimpel8 10 years ago

Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X 10 years ago

It could be someone I don't like

The_Creature 5 months ago

heh you look pretty strong do you want to join my team?

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58bravo 11 years ago

You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi 9 years ago

dude learn how to spell

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Jess Burks 13 years ago

I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika06 3 years ago

Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab... [Show full comment]

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Ritty03 9 years ago

Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

LailaButtonPresser 10 years ago

I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy5454 10 years ago

I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes 13 years ago

Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy 9 years ago

Haha 26 now

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moundsofmayhem 11 years ago

il buy thejm treat ment

Dillon Warden 10 years ago

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Lackingdownside 5 years ago

Dude, the median income in the US is like $35,000 a year. That means that on average people are making more that $1,000 every two weeks of work. $1,000 wont do shit for you when you have to pay the medical bills for chemotherapy for someone you love getting cancer.

ScreamingSausage 11 years ago

well, if i feel like rats are close to me nobody will ever hate me

Shortie Martinez 13 years ago

How bout no. I'll earn my money thanks.

iron Pheonix 11 years ago

I dont really have ppl close to me and i hate most 99% of the people i know so i dont see a downside

piratesamurai 7 years ago

no stephan carl grandpa rosie not again no you fucker cancer is teribal

skirmantas3LT 11 years ago

You can fly somewhere with people that you dont know and sneeze like 100 times

Kute_kitty 9 years ago

I have Allergys.....im rich

Omar viper 11 years ago

Everyone who pressed the button thwee must be something wrong with ya

Zengoldenwolf 8 years ago

Sick people.

captain mcderp 11 years ago

just run quickly or hold it

EnJaded 10 years ago

Ill invest in cancer research

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Cancer for everyone!!!!! Im rich bitches!!!

SuperKael 11 years ago

MONEY!!!! YAHS!!!!!

Evararinsdttir 10 years ago

yes dumbass

MrMudds 10 years ago

1000 dollars will not get me anywhere

Super-Shark28 5 years ago

you know yourself

Stewie 11 years ago

Some cancer doesn't kill you

Jimpsu 10 years ago

I dont do anything with dollars. Its Euros in our country

Abigassdalek 10 years ago

Then you fucking get pounds you idiotic Brit!

Corgizgame 6 years ago

I’m not going to value my sibling’s life at 1,000 bucks. (Except for my younger cousins)

crazydude99 11 years ago

I'd use the money to build a TARDIs go far enough into the future where cancer is eliminated and bring back the cure or if the cure never happens I'd just use my TARDIS to keep running and travelling

TheSecretMan 9 years ago

All my relatives would be dead by spring...

DragonflyFalls 12 years ago

Well, considering earlier I pushed a button allowing my too cure cancer I will just cure them. Duh.

i-am-god-damned-bored 8 years ago

spend it on one of those cancer donation things?

GBvX 11 years ago

This is really stupid :/ You get cash but a person you know will die. That is really messed up

GrodaGaming 10 years ago

Use that money for cancer cure research

Candyprincess 11 years ago

Never said we couldn't choose those people. I have my death wish list, I would just go through it slowly every time I sneeze and when I get to the end of it, I can just re infect all the ones who survived. Problem solved, and im rich

GottaPoint 10 years ago

14084 people pressed the button? I'm disappointed in humanity.

randofurry last year

That isn't much for how little people sneeze, and you still will probably sneeze enough over your life to give everyone you know cancer(including yourself) with less than 100 grand to show for it. Wait... what would happen if everyone you knew had cancer, then you sneezed again?