Will You Press The Button?

121011 months ago

我可以認輸

Aur0raSky2 months ago

一针见血的

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235x0last year

Fight Start! 235x Used Shoot! 235x Won!

Fake John Cena10 years ago

It didn't say it had to be in martial arts. We could play rock paper scissors

Sex8 years ago

He will win. It is Chuck Norris

DaBigDude88 years ago

You don't fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fights you.

Mishno8 years ago

Impossible, I don't want to take suicide

William Hunchberger12 years ago

Chuck Norris is an old man who sells total gyms...I have fucking LINE, Krav Maga, that one Thai that uses small lengths of wood to brutalize people.

Aaaahhhhhh5 years ago

Tornadoes are scared of him, he moves planets so I wanna live

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dankmemes1018 years ago

Doesn't say it has to be martial arts. I'll just play monopoly or something XD

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Yes it does actually, read the scenario closer next time.

Corey Di Bella12 years ago

If your gonna give us every type of martial arts, at least make the opponent a challenge.

DashingAdi5 years ago

Dude you fucking killed him with your words only

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aboredgurl9 years ago

ok but if I'm a master of every martial arts...I can beat him?...YAS(I'm Spanish sorry for my bad english)

dankmemes1018 years ago

Yo estoy hablando en español! Pero, yo usualmente hablo en ingles.

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FourEntree9 years ago

Chuck Norris is nothing Chuck Morris is something

Evil Questions10 years ago

U master it.r u stupid people like seriously

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

Says the guy who doesn't know how to spell his sentences correctly.

Dave Leon12 years ago

Oh no, not a rapidly aging actor. What ever will I do?

Jackisawsome7778 years ago

He"s the second fastest fighter in the world

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Anes Drljevic12 years ago

NO IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS

PansexualPanda4413 years ago

I mean, if I mastered them…

Ibuuu9 years ago

BRING IT ON CHUCK NORIS

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Awesomeness01799 years ago

Ah crap (but Chuck Norris is awesome ;-;)

Calista11 years ago

Opponent as in sparring? That would be cool. No downside.

rainbowRAD8 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose. Bruce Lee Looks like he"s losing but wins anyway.

rainbowRAD8 years ago

Stop who would truly win?

Mrs.Claire10 years ago

He is old as hell.

Reubenben109 years ago

Chuck Norris is old and if you have every martial arts you can easily defeat him

Ivan200611 years ago

You know what? I'll make my first fight a sparring match. Problem solved.

MauriceMeerts5 years ago

Acta non verba geen woorden maar daden als je alle technieken kent dan 1 hit je chuck

Awesomo2369 years ago

4 words Bruce Lee as teacher

AlakzanderA9 years ago

3 cheers for getting your ass kicked!

Aiden Sampson12 years ago

challenge accepted!

ArKade477 years ago

Become next Chuck Norris meme? Hell yeah.

glitch66610 years ago

chuck noris is a sell out!

OtisRobinson989 years ago

Well already got three years of Brazilian jiu-jitsu under my belt why not have some more knowledge

masterbyron10 years ago

`%`%`%`%`%`%`

Very-rare8 years ago

I would beat the shit out of chick Norris if I know every martial arts

BADWOLF1010 years ago

as soon as I see him I will forfeit and bow down to the almighty Chuck Norris

cpmaster9 years ago

so what im a martial master ill beat him for sure

Poopsteve42010 years ago

Kick him into the dust he has become.

Japanster2 years ago

But.. to maater would be to be so good yyou cant get better. You could beat anyone in a 1v1 fist fight

maxi.m119 years ago

I'm already a blackbelt in tae-kwon-do and I know jui-jit-su so I think im set!!!! :)

Thegreensteve9 years ago

so youd be set

Makkebakke11 years ago

He's old. He'll break a hip after my first move.

yeetus-maximus4 years ago

bruce lee laughing in the distangce

proscope9 years ago

So your wait for it.........................................,................................ONE PUNCH MAN

AlexanderMassey8 years ago

He never said I couldn't bring a gun

Nekofan200010 years ago

Well,even if I lose,I have the chance to meet Chuck Norris so yeah

Z0m41e7 years ago

First opponent in what?

WhySuchLongNameM8?9 years ago

I dont really care about martial arts...

Darth8 years ago

You know there are two Chuck Norris, the rapidly againg one or the completely badass fictional monster who has his own lore which makes him practically real due to the fact of belief.....

Ostrich10 years ago

All martial arts in tha world= Chuck Norris was killed by 420 blazet

rustyyummy9 years ago

this includes the martial art i made up myself called gun fu...you shoot people.

ADdmuse11 years ago

Use Jeet Kun Do!

EmAnndEm9 years ago

I hate martial arts. They stupi man. They stupi.

Isis255710 years ago

But I don't know who Chuck Norris is .-.

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