Will You Press The Button?

DAISE_ 6 months ago

Bring it on

1210 2 years ago

我可以認輸

Aur0raSky last year

一针见血的

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Fake John Cena 11 years ago

It didn't say it had to be in martial arts. We could play rock paper scissors

Sex 9 years ago

He will win. It is Chuck Norris

235x0 3 years ago

Fight Start! 235x Used Shoot! 235x Won!

DaBigDude8 9 years ago

You don't fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fights you.

William Hunchberger 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is an old man who sells total gyms...I have fucking LINE, Krav Maga, that one Thai that uses small lengths of wood to brutalize people.

Aaaahhhhhh 6 years ago

Tornadoes are scared of him, he moves planets so I wanna live

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Mishno 9 years ago

Impossible, I don't want to take suicide

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Doesn't say it has to be martial arts. I'll just play monopoly or something XD

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Yes it does actually, read the scenario closer next time.

Corey Di Bella 13 years ago

If your gonna give us every type of martial arts, at least make the opponent a challenge.

DashingAdi 6 years ago

Dude you fucking killed him with your words only

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aboredgurl 11 years ago

ok but if I'm a master of every martial arts...I can beat him?...YAS(I'm Spanish sorry for my bad english)

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Yo estoy hablando en español! Pero, yo usualmente hablo en ingles.

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FourEntree 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is nothing Chuck Morris is something

Evil Questions 11 years ago

U master it.r u stupid people like seriously

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago

Says the guy who doesn't know how to spell his sentences correctly.

Dave Leon 13 years ago

Oh no, not a rapidly aging actor. What ever will I do?

Jackisawsome777 10 years ago

He"s the second fastest fighter in the world

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Anes Drljevic 13 years ago

NO IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS

Memetndewsunrise 9 years ago

I"d be pretty hyped about that fight

DemonicAngel254 11 years ago

My teacher trained Chuck Norris and met him. No problem for me.

EmAnndEm 10 years ago

I hate martial arts. They stupi man. They stupi.

Isis2557 11 years ago

But I don't know who Chuck Norris is .-.

Gonoroad 2 years ago

I would challenge chuck norris to a sinking competition, easy.

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago

It doesn't say you have to fight him, you could just play tic tac toe

Jason Kiesel 13 years ago

To be fair, Chuck Norris is just a master of Karate. If you had every martial art, you have the same playing grounds, plus a shit load more advantage. Oh, And chuck norris is also old. He's getting pretty saggy honestly.

Mac and cheese baby 10 years ago

I don't need to master all of them, I'm good the way I am baby!! (Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Jon Coppess 12 years ago

*smashes button

heatfromfire 5 years ago

didnt say i had to win

Safira2004 11 years ago

meaN IS CHUCK NORRIs NOP

ErickTheRed 9 years ago

To learn u must fight Therefore your teacher is chuck

aceexceed 6 years ago

Ok I already do Martial Arts and would be HONORED to spar Chuck Norris AS IS, KNOWING that I would lose.

ScorpionTheGamer 11 years ago

No...

Buttonpresser3000 9 years ago

Who"s Chuck Norris

Migdin1 9 years ago

A man

redbutonboss99 11 years ago

He's old as fuck and he got his as kicked by Bruce Lee so yeah worth it

Greyhunter7j 10 years ago

I think if you master all martial arts that you can beat an old man

Cobalt19 12 years ago

If Bruce Lee could beat him, then so could I

edude112 10 years ago

If you have every martial art skill won't you just beat him anyway?

IGEFTW 11 years ago

F it I will totally get my ass kicked by chuck noris I will be looked on as a demi god just for trying

DarkPhoenix76 2 months ago

So, basically, I become Master Oogway, Mr Miyagi, Bruce Lee, and multiple others, but die instantly? What if I surrender? By law he has to let me surrender.

Doflamingo 11 years ago

Chuck norris will kill us all guys

Jeremy Benden 13 years ago

ok so you have mastered everything he has and more(already basically no chance of losing), plus its talking about the real chuck(you know the really old flabby one lol) not the hyped up movie/internet god chuck, which is the stupidest thing ever

Itawin-win 8 years ago

What"s the point if you die

Guillermo Montans 11 years ago

Poio Poio Poia

PickleJake 3 years ago

I died

Smol_chaya 11 years ago

Challenge excepted

Andrew Parker 13 years ago

An old Christian Extremist?

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

With kick boxing & bartitsu on my side I could beat Chuck easily.

BADWOLF10 11 years ago

also there is a martial arts ad on my screen

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

I will kick Chuck Norris es ass

jolombo 11 years ago

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ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Wait... What did Chuck Norris do again?

madhatmatt 11 years ago

hell yeah!

lel so annoying 10 years ago

Time for fun

MissStealYourMan 12 years ago

It's chuck fuckin Norris man

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