Will You Press The Button?

DAISE_ 6 months ago

Bring it on

1210 2 years ago

我可以認輸

Aur0raSky last year

一针见血的

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235x0 2 years ago

Fight Start! 235x Used Shoot! 235x Won!

Fake John Cena 11 years ago

It didn't say it had to be in martial arts. We could play rock paper scissors

Sex 9 years ago

He will win. It is Chuck Norris

DaBigDude8 9 years ago

You don't fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fights you.

William Hunchberger 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is an old man who sells total gyms...I have fucking LINE, Krav Maga, that one Thai that uses small lengths of wood to brutalize people.

Aaaahhhhhh 6 years ago

Tornadoes are scared of him, he moves planets so I wanna live

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Mishno 9 years ago

Impossible, I don't want to take suicide

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Doesn't say it has to be martial arts. I'll just play monopoly or something XD

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Yes it does actually, read the scenario closer next time.

Corey Di Bella 13 years ago

If your gonna give us every type of martial arts, at least make the opponent a challenge.

DashingAdi 6 years ago

Dude you fucking killed him with your words only

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aboredgurl 11 years ago

ok but if I'm a master of every martial arts...I can beat him?...YAS(I'm Spanish sorry for my bad english)

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Yo estoy hablando en español! Pero, yo usualmente hablo en ingles.

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FourEntree 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is nothing Chuck Morris is something

Evil Questions 11 years ago

U master it.r u stupid people like seriously

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago

Says the guy who doesn't know how to spell his sentences correctly.

Dave Leon 13 years ago

Oh no, not a rapidly aging actor. What ever will I do?

Jackisawsome777 9 years ago

He"s the second fastest fighter in the world

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Anes Drljevic 13 years ago

NO IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS

YourLocalToaster 4 years ago

I could be Batman and all I have to do is beat up a guy who is aged past his prime. Wait isn’t that what every criminal thinks about Batman? ono

Migdin1 9 years ago

Thats not fair, it would be over in an instant. Chuck would win without even lifting a finger

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago

Message of the day:prepare for pain

graewes 11 years ago

75% died...

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

So you become a master at martial arts but you get killed at your first battle? Upside negated?

Puffinmaster246 12 years ago

shit man im dead

lovey826 11 years ago

Um, TIME TO KILL CHUCK NORRIS

Thegreensteve 10 years ago

well if you read my button then your a hollow suit of armor with a bloodseal

Hybrid 12 years ago

I could use my newfound awesomesauce skills to murder Chuck Norris.

Prez_YT 5 years ago

wow an old actor

patrikcath 11 years ago

NEVER :D

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Fluttershy 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is a dead meme.

Akicinnabun 8 years ago

If you mastered everything then you could totally do it y"all are dumb

McLovin117 11 years ago

doesnt say what Chuck Norris is your opponent in. I will definitely beat ole Norris at CoD AW

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Chuck norris is easy to beat

bossme 11 years ago

Fuck yeah cause I will kiss his dotty ass and he will run to his mum crying like a stupid ass bitch

DragonfuryMH 9 years ago

If I"ve mastered every kind of martial arts, that means I'm just as good as Chuck Norris.

takashi 11 years ago

He's not even real à¸…'ω'à¸…

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

You'd have a chance with every martial art at your disposal, right?

dogpotatoe6 11 years ago

He appears right behind u. "When do we start?"

xingtidedog 2 years ago

我可以赌他讲武德，像叶问一样

annoying christian 11 years ago

Chuck is getting old though

Eugene Casuple 13 years ago

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Awesomeness0179 10 years ago

Ah crap (but Chuck Norris is awesome ;-;)

Calista 12 years ago

Opponent as in sparring? That would be cool. No downside.

PansexualPanda441 5 years ago

I mean, if I mastered them…

Ibuuu 11 years ago

BRING IT ON CHUCK NORIS

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