I already cured every disease, became a god, died 13 times, gained the ability to fly, have an IQ of alternating 1 and 199, able to turn invisible, and gained approximately 78 trillion dollars. This button is just an addition to my list.
Ummm... That's willful endangerment and will put you in jail, but I mean, I guess you could also fuck every guy in prison whenever you want too so sure go ahead
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lion6179 years ago
time to be deapool
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HeyHeyHey20009 years ago
Ewwww luckily idk what aids are and I don't want sex
Nickname a delicious candy that you love AIDS. Problem solved and no downside.
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ApexSpice8 years ago
I already fuck any1 I what wherever I want anytime I want
DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Your mother doesn't count
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bilbo baggins9 years ago
im 11... disturbing
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Droopy12 months ago
No, that means I would keep spreading the disease if I go raw
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william12349 years ago
Ctjv
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Stephen_McStevenson4 years ago
we are the championssssss... get it because Freddie mercury
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John VunderDog9 years ago
Rich Evans:AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
anyone watch Redletter media anyone.
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dlogan_519 years ago
hey if magic mike can i can
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lilly214479 years ago
What's aids
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Ben133459 years ago
I'd rather live honestly but still very tempting
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Thatonetrollingdude328 years ago
Why why WHYYYYYY
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Ghopher19 years ago
so what's the downside i just had sex
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Smartest-Man3 years ago
Extreme selfishness/lack of self respect. You have AIDS, and you get to NOT ONLY BE ILL, but get others ill as well.
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Dark Necromancer 308 years ago
Everyones a pervert in their own way...
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Savage950006 years ago
I already can have sex with anyone at any time
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landergaave9 years ago
One in every two and a half men have aids and so will i
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Edman9 years ago
Ummm a little thing called a condom?
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El Muerto9 years ago
So basically Glenn Quagmire?
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WhimsicalMagnus10 years ago
I'm going to have sex with lots of people I hate
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poopyguy437 years ago
Get sooooooo many girls no downside
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meatloave6 months ago
a chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost/stolen/hacked /broken and has 1billion tax free $ then leaves and we never see or hear from each other again. The ring heals me constantly and will destroy the virus in minutes
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Petar Angelov12 years ago
NOOOOOOOO!
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SuperSonicDimensions9 years ago
Wouldn't you get AIDS from sex?
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Bolsomito9 years ago
Winning
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Deadpool11229 years ago
Take pills
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yosoyjuliao4 years ago
Global jerk simulator
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pokepro149 years ago
Hell ys
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PvtKane7 years ago
I read this and the "you have aids" song fromantic family guy popped into my head
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EVERYCOMMENTEREVER9 years ago
Sex, eugghhh. AIDS, no.
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Craig W. Smith12 years ago
But I just developed the cure to everything, so there is no aids! Look out beauties here I come!
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