Will You Press The Button?

TheOOOF 6 years ago

What if i will be succesful in social contacts? Mind blown

TheTwerkingDragon 11 years ago

Easy, become the man who cured everything at the cost of losing everything.

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Losing everything... including the research you need to cure everything? Point disproved

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OliviaAbbe 9 years ago

Soooooo.... Alexander Hamilton?

Matthew Stork 13 years ago

Jokes on you I hate people.

Musial-Fireworks 5 years ago

*vigirous CTRL C CTRL V of the I hate people speach*

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KittyAct 9 years ago

I don't need friends they disappoint me

uughdesequestions 11 years ago

tbh i cant see the downside because i sort of want everyone to forget me so downside?? anyway i'd become the best fucking doctor and start healing shit

InkyAuthor 8 years ago

Did you know that most authors are introverts?

ZachariahGrimm 8 years ago

Go into robotics, make a robot, new best freind

Wolfgames 9 years ago

So I become awesome at science and then everything else is the same

Mai-chan 9 years ago

People already drift away from me...

Migdin1 9 years ago

If i became a very successfull gamer, people would probably drift away from me anyway....

Willie Chmely 13 years ago

you could always become Batman then

BlazingInfernape 9 years ago

binary, anything can become a profession if you put your heart into it

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Tim Keevern 13 years ago

That's kinda how it already works just sayin

Willyboi 11 years ago

THATS HOW THE WORLD WORKS U S-CUMBAG

Krusek 10 years ago

*cough* Nixon *cough*

jayjthebigmouth 11 years ago

DON'T READ THIS rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tea... [Show full comment]

SomeoneRandom 11 years ago

I've read over 20 of these fuckshitz and I'm still here. Eat my shit, stupid people.

Totyjoe 11 years ago

become immensely successful at keeping people from drifting away and that will be my downfall because the universe will explode

lolololanimelololol 12 years ago

Huh. *analyzes life* huh. well gee.

Yukitai 6 years ago

Be the best at earning without accomplishment. Free money and you can then live without needing anyone. Earning enough money to isolate and perhaps start your own farm. You can always use youtube and google to learn what you don't know after all...

Kurosh Golshan 13 years ago

That's pretty much my understanding of becoming immensely successful.

pokefan2016 11 years ago

Cya losers!

Chocolatepig101 9 years ago

Nah

TiffanyS 11 years ago

I'll go into the android sexbot field. That's probably why everyone is slowly drifting away from me.

Yodaddy 6 months ago

What if the field of your choosing has to do with relationships

AdhesiveMadMan 10 years ago

...Then what's the point?

SAVVY_BOY 7 years ago

The downside is already happening to me, so calling that part of my success is a nice compliment lol

Antichrist 2 years ago

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SirFapAlot 11 years ago

Internet Duh... Who Goes Outside Anyways

Arin Spanner 13 years ago

Oh no. But I have soooooo many friends. I can't lose them all.

DerpyIII 11 years ago

You success would be useless if NO ONE is in with it.

Pootis8432 10 years ago

I would become hokage for my profession :P

Kai4life4 10 years ago

Isn't that a paradox considering people need to love you in order for you to become a candidate for Hokage. But people will drift away from you, but they still make you hokage?

PoopyJoe 11 years ago

no

oliver2511 11 years ago

FUCK YOU I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT

TheSoloBeater 12 years ago

I'm to sensitive emotionally...This hurt to read...

Bradinator343 5 years ago

Normally, yes but I have a girlfriend I care about now. And she is everything no I can't press it.

killaq 11 years ago

pickle

Pika Girl 11 years ago

I don't like being alone

Xenolan 10 years ago

I'm already watching that happen, might as well be successful at something too

Professor Zoom 11 years ago

Just how slow are we talking?

Nigma Edward 13 years ago

So i'd be Batman?

bl4cks 11 years ago

everyone i know ends up drifting away from me anyway

DarthCool 9 years ago

Science and Engineering. My dream is to become a LONE WOLF, Bad-Ass, Intergalactic Bounty Hunter, who has a pirate crew of rebuild-able robots. No downside for me. Thinking outside the box, or should I say, planet.

SniperPro360Xx 11 years ago

So technically if u pressed the button you will be lonely for the rest of your life and you wont even be with your family thats pretty miserable

pokefan2016 11 years ago

You can hire them or just have you secret servise guys arrest them or something bruh!

liongirl17aj 11 years ago

what if your already really good at something?

bowserk44 10 years ago

That is almost what my life is like and I don't care about my family

Blu2 5 years ago

I can become the most epic gamer, but at what cost...

JaviGonzalez 10 years ago

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Kai4life4 10 years ago

Please stop posting these.

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TeresaLeigh4 11 years ago

It's cool,everyone is already gone.

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

I dun need peeps by Maj side all is need is my new invention an actual Codsworth (Fallout 4) and I would also have a pip-boy and a sentry bot (might be the reason everybody was drove off in the first place) lonely life FOREVER

Edric Dang 13 years ago

already happened

ValerieParker 8 years ago

You lost me at "success will be your downfall".

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