You can have your dream spouse
but
Once per week, they turn into your worst nightmare
I will not

Psykness 5 years ago
It never says how long the transformation is or if they turn back at all. Also if my spouse turned into a swarm of killer bees, then everyone in the general area is screwed. 👎🏾 🔴

JoelGrimes 8 years ago
Once a week for how long? A day? A millisecond? It doesn't specify so we can fill in the gaps, and I'm going to say millisecond.

DILLONMLG 11 years ago
NOT THE FUCKING SQUIDS AGAIN

Gregory Dale Eason 13 years ago
isnt this the same as a period?

Lorange7 4 years ago
Except for the fact that they brutally murder you every week.
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The Cookie 😛 10 years ago
My worst nightmare...? NOOOOO. NOT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

DILLONMLG 10 years ago
NOT THE MOTHER FUCKING squids again AHHHHHHHHHH

Huuuu 9 years ago
But... But... My worst nightmare is a demonic creature possesing her and killing me 😥

xKeante 5 years ago
lul

assassinboy 9 years ago
so she dies?!?!?? my only nightmares are destroyed Lamborghini"s

BIGD 10 years ago
All ready ammmm

Rachel Robinson 13 years ago
They turn into an empty jar of nutella? Okay, then.

MiraMakesMiracles 10 years ago
47 years.......????
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CoolGuy95 9 years ago
So they turn into a Rubik"s Cube with one piece unsolved?

DaBestMind 5 years ago
AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
Si sur will turn into marine lepen no one is enouth for an entire 10 universes

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago
Worst thumbnail ever I Love It

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
My worst nigthmare if I think ironically of a sex slave does it count as my worst nigthmare

dankmemes101 9 years ago
but what if my dream spouse is the same gender and my worst nightmare is a homophobe? WHAT HAPPENS

Panifex 9 years ago
Is it a random time, or will I know when the transformation will happen?

X99hk 9 years ago
Well my girlfriend turns into my worst nightmare about once per week and I personally find it cute instead of annoying. and it"s not even because I made a mistake it"s because we"re freshman and live in different states XXDD

CARR74 9 years ago
My Dream spouse wouldn't become my worst nightmare once a week

Socko 9 years ago
Periods last roughly around 3-7 days. Once a week would be nothing.

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago
Well, given my fetishes, this could be erotic.

MiraMakesMiracles 10 years ago
47 years..?
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Jesus Bzhzgzhuzbzhzuh 13 years ago
Thaz how all bitches be actin anyway

aubrebre 10 years ago
fu dumba$$

Marcel Chagnon 13 years ago
Only once a week? That's amazing.

DaBestMind 5 years ago
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GIANT SPIDER!!!!🕷

pueblopingas 11 years ago
Isn't that real life of them Turing into a nightmare for parents

TurtleGuy 8 years ago
So Taylor swift then?

TwichingFire 11 years ago
My dream spouse would not do that sooooooooooo.

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
So, they turn into a dinner table with no salt?

Micheyla Bartotto 13 years ago
so Benedict will turn into Smaug? okay.

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago
Since my dream spouse is no spouse at all, I guess the nightmare version of that would be crushing loneliness? I guess that works.

leafpool44821 10 years ago
umm im good without slederman

Benjamin Voissem 13 years ago
Ah, Monday! Thou art a heartless bitch...

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago
for how long?

SLENDERslayer108 11 years ago
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jazzanater 10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO SPIDERS

CruelFerret 6 years ago
It"s literally just marriage.

danfam 11 years ago
my mum is a nightmare for me everyday

shipqueen28 9 years ago
*shoots button again* I have no dream spouse.

Iamhere 11 years ago
That happens on a regular basis for me

MrHerobrine12 8 years ago
It didn't say how long

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... not the demon boy again....

Alva_Cado 9 years ago
You mean what they already are as a nightmare then k

breezie5810 11 years ago
Just take a vacation once a month without them.

RaymondRice 10 years ago
so i have to look at my face for a week damn

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
So, they turn into a freefall? I don't get it.

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago
So. Essentially, they go on period once a week, instead of once a month.

DrEnigma 11 years ago
I would do it, my spouse would turn into a nightmare one week out of every month anyways...

PeterKnetter 5 years ago
I don't want a marriage, guys! I'm peter, Neater then ever

Asraaw 11 years ago
So she becomes a werewolf? Hope she could bite me :)

TheDoctorWho9 11 years ago
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Jamesdelbertsmith 10 years ago
So, she gets her period every week?

SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago
...If y"all in the comments section think a girl on her period is that much of a nightmare, y"all don't deserve a girl.

rhodopsin 12 years ago
It's not unlike most marriages.
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