You can have your dream spouse
but
Once per week, they turn into your worst nightmare
I will not


Psykness3 years ago
It never says how long the transformation is or if they turn back at all. Also if my spouse turned into a swarm of killer bees, then everyone in the general area is screwed. 👎🏾 🔴

JoelGrimes7 years ago
Once a week for how long? A day? A millisecond? It doesn't specify so we can fill in the gaps, and I'm going to say millisecond.

DILLONMLG 9 years ago
NOT THE FUCKING SQUIDS AGAIN

The Cookie 😛9 years ago
My worst nightmare...? NOOOOO. NOT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

Gregory Dale Eason12 years ago
isnt this the same as a period?

Lorange73 years ago
Except for the fact that they brutally murder you every week.
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DILLONMLG 9 years ago
NOT THE MOTHER FUCKING squids again AHHHHHHHHHH

Huuuu7 years ago
But... But... My worst nightmare is a demonic creature possesing her and killing me 😥

xKeante4 years ago
lul

assassinboy7 years ago
so she dies?!?!?? my only nightmares are destroyed Lamborghini"s

BIGD8 years ago
All ready ammmm

CoolGuy957 years ago
So they turn into a Rubik"s Cube with one piece unsolved?

DaBestMind3 years ago
AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

TitouanPontet7 years ago
Si sur will turn into marine lepen no one is enouth for an entire 10 universes

NeroAngeloM7 years ago
Worst thumbnail ever I Love It

TitouanPontet7 years ago
My worst nigthmare if I think ironically of a sex slave does it count as my worst nigthmare

dankmemes1017 years ago
but what if my dream spouse is the same gender and my worst nightmare is a homophobe? WHAT HAPPENS

Panifex7 years ago
Is it a random time, or will I know when the transformation will happen?

X99hk7 years ago
Well my girlfriend turns into my worst nightmare about once per week and I personally find it cute instead of annoying. and it"s not even because I made a mistake it"s because we"re freshman and live in different states XXDD

CARR748 years ago
My Dream spouse wouldn't become my worst nightmare once a week

Socko8 years ago
Periods last roughly around 3-7 days. Once a week would be nothing.

Rachel Robinson12 years ago
They turn into an empty jar of nutella? Okay, then.

MiraMakesMiracles8 years ago
47 years.......????
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Axlar Overkill12 years ago
Well, given my fetishes, this could be erotic.

MiraMakesMiracles8 years ago
47 years..?
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Jesus Bzhzgzhuzbzhzuh12 years ago
Thaz how all bitches be actin anyway

aubrebre9 years ago
fu dumba$$

Marcel Chagnon12 years ago
Only once a week? That's amazing.

DaBestMind3 years ago
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GIANT SPIDER!!!!🕷

Monkeysgt5 years ago
So they'll turn into a wifi blocker?

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SarahVeronicaHall8 years ago
...If y"all in the comments section think a girl on her period is that much of a nightmare, y"all don't deserve a girl.

rhodopsin10 years ago
It's not unlike most marriages.

Evoluzione19 years ago
how long is the nightmare Bing

Warrior_Cats_FTW9 years ago
So, they turn into myself dying? WUT

Max Schlein12 years ago
I would comment but she will get me.

Hayabusa003GuardianOftheFarmiryOfDucks9 years ago
weeeeeeeelllllllllllllll there is this awesome invention called a car, and a road, and the movies, see where i be goin wit this

JulianShipp7 years ago
My worst nightmare is having sex with my strangest fetish sooooo...

SarahORyan8 years ago
I'd then laugh while they run, because I AM THEIR WORST NIGHTMARE

Nutmegg3 years ago
Jokes on you, that only makes it better!

CherryDemon 9 years ago
My worse nightmare is death...

soaringpuncake9 years ago
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xxAncientRunistxx4 years ago
My worst nightmare is a fish

Crynxii9 years ago
Not an empty bag of candy!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

CrumbleCake7 years ago
I have really fucking weird phobias tho

inkredeble10 years ago
What if I haven't had a nightmare before? Would that mean they would stay my "dream spouse" forever?

Donald Chump9 years ago
the taters gonna tate tate tate tate tate tater tot tater tot XD

Siber8 years ago
No it"s one day of a week

Cecilia Grace Swayne12 years ago
What are all there about getting married? Wtf I don't want to!

ohnomysteakwherediditgo7 years ago
Oh no a revenge filled steak

Lkm32749 years ago
So you get your dream woman and they turn into a twat only once a week! Bargain it's usually every damn day they find something to argue and be a twat about. Damn right I press that button

SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago
A black hole? The planet is screwed

jaydensilversmith997 years ago
can’t have my spouse turn into *that*

Genuine9 years ago
My spouse turning into a clown? NOPE.

Fubukmaru8 years ago
don't all spouses work like that?

Victorforce Velkov12 years ago
Em how will they turn into a plague?

Kenn009 years ago
They already turn into monsters for an entire week once every month

skycrafter9 years ago
Wait... If the first time is the worst nightmare, how can Be the 2nd time the worst too?...
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