Will You Press The Button?

You live a perfect life - a good job, plenty of friends, and a soulmate who loves you dearly.

but

You have to live life as the opposite sex.

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TheDecent10 months ago

Jokes on you, I’m NonBinary!

Asdasdas5 months ago

k then, if you got rifle you get a cut, and if you got cut you get the rifle, ez

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SteveZMT9 months ago

So where are the flaws?

castration1211 months ago

downside???

Niggakiller3 months ago

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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

Guys, have fun with your monthly bleeding and constant chest pains!

AnEht2 years ago

A "perfect" life is free of menstrual cramps.

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Trans_former_8 years ago

Dude. This seems like heaven to my trans ass

Starsailor832 years ago

SAME HERE!!

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CaniGetSomeWater8 years ago

its a heaven for trans people though, no downside for me

Starsailor832 years ago

I"d love to press that button irl

mangojaguar04087 years ago

Yay! Less dysphoria! And people already assume I'm the opposite sex so........

Ironmaster5318 years ago

I'm a robot with male programing, so I will become a female programmed robot?

Starslinger7 years ago

I guess. Same here lul.

Im_a_magical_fucking_dragon7 years ago

Trans ppl win at this

mati60497 years ago

*presses the button twice*

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago

Im trans soooo downside?

Happysum58 years ago

I don't see a downside to this

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

It says sex, not gender. SOMEONE NOTICED THE DIFFERENCE!!!

Starsailor832 years ago

Yeah!! It"s so nice when that happens :)

Heymanguys7 years ago

Good bye vagina. It was nice knowing you.

Asdasdas5 months ago

can someone translate to the best system (aka metric)

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LitAF7 years ago

Who cares if you’re a woman/man

Oldiron_797 years ago

If I get perfect everything I could "take one for the team " on being in wrong body.

Allie543218 years ago

When a guy first pressed the button" this is awesome!!" A couple months later "can I switch genders again"

Birdenjoyer2 years ago

Why do you hate being a girl so much

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Purvis_take_the_wheel8 years ago

I'm now a female and have a great life with no problems and the love of my life? I don't see a problem.

FoxHybridGaming7 years ago

Say hello to your period! Also say hello to female inequality!

BananasAreAwesome7 years ago

No downsides.

williamwallace3219 years ago

So I'd be a lesbian, huh? I'm cool with that

Baldystick7 years ago

That"s my dream tbh

CollinAbernathey7 years ago

I'm bi so I don't really see a downside here

Kaaaaaaaaaat7 years ago

"-and so in an amazing plot twist, he saw no downside"

Tarkua8 years ago

Always yes Lol, no downside rlly, i now get to experience a whole other life

Supergirl2908 years ago

I'm gay so it"d all be good

InsomniaGhost8 years ago

I'm ftm but not our so it"s a win-win for me lol

InsomniaGhost8 years ago

*out

PressThatButton8 years ago

Well ok I will do it *Press button hardly* There we go

ReptilianFollower699 years ago

Being a grill... sure why not.

Birdenjoyer2 years ago

@feralstar being hit in the boobs is NOT like getting hit in the balls. Why do you think that?

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Cyfier7 years ago

i ticket to my perfect yet live a the opposite sex please

agentsss19 years ago

Oh my god, I showed up randomly on question 1337!!! What's up, old comments?

HypedStardust7 years ago

This is heaven if you"re trans

dronaman9 years ago

Well. If it weren't already obvious that the link is 1337... LEET LEET LEET. I'm sorry, I really am.

bigfatminer9 years ago

I've always wonderd what it would be like to be female :P they are both upsides IMO

FoxHybridGaming7 years ago

You really don't want to be a female.....

Feodor Tsabrov12 years ago

I just came here because question #1337

AsrielDreamXII5 years ago

Same

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Madison Clairece Weir12 years ago

no more bloody hell weeks!

Curetar7 years ago

That"s right girls have those

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CMHammond9 years ago

Define 'perfect'. A perfect life for me would also mean superhuman abilities. Sign me up for that! I'm become a girl, but I can fly? I can move things with my mind. Awesome.

lady_with_claws9 years ago

Who cares about genders?

pseudosyde9 years ago

There is no goddamn downside.

Geoff Galt12 years ago

I get to play with titties whenever I want! MY titties!

therealobama3 years ago

You get to play with your periods! funny blood

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WolfRex7 years ago

So. Only downside is the period. Worth it

Angry_Joker_the_Pyrokinetic8 years ago

Anyone watched One of the Boys in The Loud House?

SuperButtonPresser1108 years ago

Now my friends are my soulmates and my soulmate is my friend! Boy, SHE"LL be pissed!

SuperButtonPresser1108 years ago

Back to the friend zone, Kate!

Undyne_The_Undying9 years ago

whatevs,i have a perfect life,so i press

Kaldrog9 years ago

Well it says perfect,why not?

UltraHyper9 years ago

because it's a "Perfect life" they will have to accept my male personality :P

Caligirl9 years ago

Yeah, I can live being a guy. Might acidently walk into a woman's bathroom or two. But I'll learn

Rice Cake Man9 years ago

I like being a man!

Giulia D9 years ago

no downside

Nitro_999 years ago

Solution: 1)become gay 2) look in mirror

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Hate to best you bubble but becoming gay is possible but never a choice.

evanthecannon9 years ago

fuck yea

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